Culture Pals - /cp/

THOTS Edition
LAZY turds can't make a thread


Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs frin around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.

All the qts belong to Randy :)

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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first for triggering qt

1st for
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Is getting ignore by your qt the worst torture known to men?
Especially when she reads your message and doesn't reply...

why does she only talk to me on the weekends reeeeeeeeeeee

That's 100% accuracy

1st for having an actual autistic German qt

Is there anything hotter than an Asian with a slavic accent?

/Daarcyy

>Tfw you want to die

>Bashkir
salam)))

oh that's some muslim language? shame :(

never been there, d'ya bost personal pics of yourself?

Yes, i asked my Belarussian what felt to live in a literal dictatorship and puppet state of Russia and she ghosted me hard

Sure

Don't rape me Erik

i liked your instagram photo, pls respond

>tfw you fucked your qt so much you almost got blisters on your dick (from the hair on the shaft rubbing)
>tfw I was a kissless, hugless virgin in August and made her orgasm several times a day
>tfw she is attractive, wife material and good at sex
>tfw it's not a dream
>tfw Sup Forums made my life amazing

oh god i'm ugly in every photo
thanks portubro

Don't say that... Someone will like you. What I'd be concerned is with your flag

>tfw im an ugly portuguese subhuman that gets nothing

Takbir
I'll wear a hijab and put gender as """"male""""

creepy

I'll let Randy fuck me desu

If you're a girl, then you'll be okay. I think...


*sweating intensifies*

Do it :)

I'm not even full white/Dutch

manly man though
its okay i've given up on the idea of getting an Sup Forums gf years ago

>female
>thinking she'll have any problems

Are you a nigga?

Dislike womyn. Not sexist though.

No, half asian

Preach

Why the hell does everyone un Eastern Europe knows how to play ukulele

How many views do you get per day fellas?
about ~60-75 here

If you were korean, you'd totally get a gf

5-17

Randy is a Muslim. Beware!

i look chinese without my glasses so thats a -1

Randy is a jew. Beware!

Fuck!
She wasn't a keeper if got that butthurt

Hate Muslims desu

42 unread messages, might have to block Thailand desu

rude!

Hate Jews desu

/tomussa

mommy gibs milk

I didnt want to block anyone because its a source of entertainment but I ended up having to do that because deleting like 20 thai messages a day got old.

This is what qts must feel about turks.

as a joke haha

>tfw I'm full Asian and not superior hapa

hey you're that guy with the Thai mom
how is she these days?

Those messages from Thailand are only white people's problem, i never get messages from there.
In fact i never get messages from anywhere.

>hapa
>superior
No I'm not, I'm half Chinese

I'm chink as well kek

>not being white

???

Like if it was so strange.
I'm Gustavo tier except not as ugly (i think, maybe i am)

I am the sun of mankind, bow to me plebs.

h-how do you reply to this kind of message

Country?

Caught a fresh one lads

One in western yurop

Randy watches BLACKED LOL

So do i :^)

Makes sense if he's a Jew

Ofc I do. I even pay my membership

Finally come to the realisation I'm actually pretty good looking

It'd be better if you gave me 13.99$ every month.

Why can't I die sleeping?

What's wrong Brazilbro?

Everything is fine, but I'm tired. I wish I could restart life as someone else...

>tfw no qt

It's happening lads

Wut?

IT

>tfw your Russian milf loves you

>sh***
>fuck

Yup!

Older qts are the best

...

))))

>tfw Polish qt has a priest coming to her house

PURE!!

tfw no real bf

>seductress trying to corrupt a priest
>pure

Is this an Exorcist scenario?

H-Here

Ok come to america and be my permanent boi pussi

tfw 440/1000 in the motherfucking essay again

It's the third consecutive year of this.

I can't be so dumb

Fuck my life

Wew Wtf

you can't take it back, you said you were here

She said he is just coming to ask how their life is and just to talk.

what does it mean when my gf won't give me her number?
I asked for whatsapp and she told me to make skype

to make it worse, it seems I fucked up when marking my natural sciences answer key...


Again I'll relly on math...

I feel so dumb ;_;

Issac_97

do I pass for a real human bean for qts how are my chances. Restarting since last year.

Does he come into their house and eat their dinner too? I know it's a thing in southern Italy

Possibly because it sounds like a big thing

Other than it probably means she isn't your gf. It also probably means she isn't who she said.

Anyone else really hate moving on to skype or whatsapp or whatever?

I really enjoy the penpal format where you send longer messages and can take your time to reply, whenever I added any qt on skype I end up annoyed at them expecting me to reply fast and in short bursts and end up ghosting them.

I have grls I've been talking to for over 2 years without moving on from IP due to that

Try to upload some pic while doing something fun.
And take off the pls no bully. Some people might think you're serious about it

www.randyblacked.com

Can relate with that.
I can't reply 5 in 5 minutes.

I'm the opposite, I have a short attention span and can't force myself to read anything longer than a paragraph at a time

Stop using Interpals and make real friends

Its a real person behind the computer therefore a real friend

we're exclusive and i know her pics are real. what could be the reason?