Itt movies that are absolutely Reddit

Itt movies that are absolutely Reddit.

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>absolutely kino
ftfy

I mean they predicted the """""""refugee"""""" crisis pretty well

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What's reddit about it, user?

Help me out.

>popular
>high imdb rating

thats about it.

What a terrible opinion.

Cuarón treats this exaggerated state of the world as a genre exercise. Cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezski does long Steadicam takes through bombed-out neighborhoods and on motorway shoot-outs that resemble the surreally distanced, uninterrupted viewpoint of a videogame. But these show-offy sequences come 16 years after Scorsese and De Palma pioneered them in GoodFellas and Bonfire of the Vanities. They’re done to impress, yet are so slow and stagey that they’re portentous. Children of Men never explains how the world got this way and so its dread is convincingly sophomoric—as is Theo’s reluctant heroism.

The political antipathy of Iraq war protestors and War on Terror skeptics is what drives this pretentious action flick. It panders to a decadent yearning for apocalypse as if to confirm recent fear and resentment about loss of political power. V for Vendetta’s mistake was not recognizing that a sense of self-righteous self-annihilation was the new mood. And Cuarón, a true hack, is nothing if not market-savvy. His dystopia evokes the zombie film 28 Days Later, then jacks things up to resemble Elem Klimov’s disasters of war in Come and See.

Children of Men is only deep on its surface. Cuarón cannot edit scenes for rhythm or real feeling, which is what separates his eschatological set pieces from the wit of Spielberg’s War of the Worlds and Minority Report or Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers—films that treated the experience of social collapse as personal, rather than a game.
Fact is, Children of Men is too smug to be Orwellian or even satirical. Cuarón combines dread and lack of affect, then gets sentimental. Note his maudlin final shot of a ship christened “Tomorrow”; it ought to expose Cuarón to fans who think this film’s visual style is superior to Apocalypto or Minority Report. Those movies had genuine breadth and excitement; Children of Men is delusionary.

Oh cool. Well here's the list: imdb.com/chart/top

I hate IMDB by the way, lol

DUDE WEED
DUDE MULTICULTURAL BLACK WOMAN GIVES BIRTH. COULD ONLY BE MORE REDDIT IF IT WAS A BLACK TRANS WOMAN
DUDE MULTICULTURALISM
DUDE JULUANNE MOORE AND CLIVE SO CUTE

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Can't even meme on your own. You have to steal Armond's opinions

OP you're a pretty funny guy, nothing gets people angrier faster than when you call a movie people like "reddit" and they don't know whether to pretend to agree with you to fit in or genuinely try to defend something they like and realize that they want to have genuine conversations but can't because they've only spoken in memes and shitposts for too long and are afraid they'll come off as a tryhard and be labelled "reddit".

If the baby wasn't a nigger this would literally be /ourmovie/. Fucking niggers ruin EVERYTHING

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memers of memexy

>swiss army man
holy shit this is one of the worst pieces of crap i've ever watched. truly, reddit has shit taste

It was really terrible. Don't fall for the memes kids. If it has a harry potter character in it it's a 90% chance that it's a reddit flick

pretty much everything on here
same with the fedoracore one

>being this salty and jelly of Cuaron-Lubezki of all hollywood's teams

you sure are one true patrician and intelectual user.

That's not true. Its the case with radcliffe though. Horns was one of the worst pieces of shit ever and so was Swiss Army Man.

>Popular = reddit

>goes to actors and actreses
>nothing but white people
what did they mean by this?

@84503590
Reminder the person who posts this is a mega autist and has no friends, this is how he interacts with people by being an annoying pleb tumblrina.

Don't reply to the lonely friendless autist who spams his shit.

>@84503590

I didn't want to give a (You)

>Popular
where are the comedy romance flicks? or even the transformer ones?

They wouldn't be good bait now would they

Twelve Angry Men.

they're popular though and not on the image. your whole attempt at saving face with ">Popular = reddit" doesn't work

I'm a different user. Nobody considers those good here enough to bait anyone besides the two armondfags.

Except the movie is literally the opposite of what's happening

>reddit
this movie is basically what the future will look like. just remove infertility. the ending is best example of that, the future belongs to non-whites... just like in real life.

I say this movie will be more relevant in the upcoming decades

The movie gets more relevant every year watching it in 2011 2012 was depressing enough

>popular=reddit
>two highest grossing films of all time aren't on the list

>b-but my autism

I like both of these.

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This movie and its not even close.

Almost every part of this movie is tailored specifically for reddit.

This film is ridiculously Reddit

That kino is way too good for reddit, you merely didn't like it pleb
This is reddit

Honestly all of his work is. Aronofsky is like a reddit movie buff that lucked out

Prove to me you arent an autist who can't relate to anything but nip movies

>No Guardians of the Galaxy

>Possession
>Ida
Okay now I'm triggered.

this is kino

>knowing whats reddit and what isnt

Don't let me know what you think /r/movies.
That goes without saying

Its the autist who has shit taste posting both he has no friends is the loudest fedorafag on here

The movie takes place in like 2027. So after a decade of said refugees. We're not there yet, but well on our way.

Clive Owen's performance is pretty great to be honest. The scene where he breaks down in the aftermath of Moore's death is pretty kino.

>they consider Scott Pilgrim and Moon underrated

Buffalo '66 is one of the least reddit films ever made. Prove me wrong.

>goodfellas
>scarface
>shaun of the dead
fuck outta here hoe

also,
>casino royale
>ex machine
you really need to kill yourself my man

Every movie ever. There, happy now you degenerate fuck?

How can a movie made in the 70's be reddit when reddit didn't even exist you moron?

Nothing. No films are "reddit". OP is just a moron

>based nigger virgin mary saves the world with her magic vagina

much progressive

replace r/ with Sup Forums and nobody would notice the difference.

if you believe Sup Forums and reddit have different tastes in movies then you're a fucking imbecile

John Wick
Mad Max: Fedora Road
TDK (and all Nolan)
Sicario (and all Villenueve)

don't fucking do this to me. I thought it was at its worse then I read more and it increased in cringe

Did they really want me to believe that every society will start breaking apart just because there are no children anymore? And that Bongland will be the last working society? If anything it's one of the most unstable societies in Europe.

>12 angry men

literally the 'look at me i know a black and white film with all dialogue' film

I thought it was a bit overrated at the time, but the movie is prescient as hell. It's practically a documentary of what Europe is turning into.

I know this board is 90% reddit. I hate most of that shit, a few I really like. Dont like the actors or actresses or directors.

Off-topic, but why do you guys hate reddit so much?

Theres nothing reddit about Kubrick.

Reminder that this is the list of reddit flick symptoms

- Several A list actors/actresses
- Quips to diffuse tension
- Violence without consequences
- PG13
- le random wacky characters or events
- The system, government, elites etc are portrayed in a negative light, but in a superficial way that doesnt make the audience think
- Objective losers are portrayed as cool people who have figured out life
- Overuse of pop culture references

If a movie checks 3 of the above, its reddit.

You sound like a tumblr tier bitch desu

t. reddit

Its ok faggot, now that you realized all you favorite movies fit the list of reddit symptoms, you can dump them and get actual good taste.

Nah I love kubrick but you sound like a bitch with your checklist. The a list one is the shit point. Cruise and Kidman were both A list inEWS

If you have to ask this then you are from reddit, fuck off.

>big guy 4%
Are you implying Tom Hardy is Reddit?
Be... very... very... careful now.

This is strawberry cough!

youtube.com/watch?v=1dgbyrD1Yw8

Reddit's top 3 movies of all time are such a joke. And fucking Gyllenhall--knew he was reddit's boy. Fucking plebs here eat up his schtick though. Sad.

only 4(%)u

reddit of galaxy is the "well duh" pick,
is like saying driver is Sup Forums

Quick name a popular movie that isn't reddit

Fuck off to redditland. Retard.

Get out.

It's almost like op made a thread just to make people argue.

Nigger loving redditard go back.

If that is all you got from the movie you must be plebian as fuck

>a peacefull white family is killed by the paranoid drug using nigger that invaded their house

>literaly "Burn the coal pay the toll" The movie
i dont think you Got the movie meaning

Fistful of Dollars fits several of those

Avatar

reddit as FUCK
Seriously? meme cgi movie by Cameron? Peak reddit

>yfw you realize OP is actually the hero we deserve because he is parodying people who yell reddit at everything and showing everyone how ridiculous this type of person is

thank you OP

Reddit hates Cameron.

Reddit despises Avatar for btfo'ing Nu-Star Wars

>Children of Men is only deep on its surface
Children of Men isn't deep, though. I never saw it as deep and my appreciation of it wasn't tied to any notion of depth. It was an intriguing flick, that's all.

it fits none

Kek
Cameron is beyond based.

Ex machine is the most reddit movie ever

says the faggot who uses desu in a sentence. fuck off you neo male

Now I get why "Sup Forums" "loves" Avatar.

>he doesnt know about word filters

summer, etc

What happened?

You forced yourself on a board that didn't want you in the first place

everyone was happy and then your kind came and turned Sup Forums into the board it is today

literally none of you know what a Reddit movie looks like
let me show you

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