Shit films people pretend are masterpieces

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No one says the lobster is a masterpiece though. It's just pretty good.

First half is great but the second half is just ok.

lobster is good until they escape

what a quirky film! xP

That film with Harry Potter playing a stiff.

>ZOMG HE GOT AN ERECTION XD

It's garbage

>"quorky" characters with no depth
>no actual plot
>utterly mindless scenes that drain the viewer

If only 1/3 of the movie is good and 2/3 are shit then the whole movie is shit

This

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Eyes Wide Shut

mad max fury road

user will you STOP posting this? I know it's you, no one gives a shit about your vendetta against this film

this

absolute trash

your favorite movie haha

Holy shit this. Never seen a more overrated movie in my life.

Excellent posts

Reddit posts.

Ok, but why?

>scenes that drain the mind of a brainlet pleb viewer
ftfy

This was kino on the cinema screen, must be shit on a tablet or whatever you guys use to watch movies

3 hour snore fest, with characters that are so uninteresting you don't care what happens to them.

this gigantic piece of shit

>2001
>the departed
>lost in translation
>skyfall
>most david lynch movies

The only argument you can say against Fury Road is that the script isn't "le deep", which it doesn't even try to be.
The execution of literally every other filmmaking element is flawless.

7/10
7/10
3/10, no one ever pretended that was a masterpiece
7/10, isn't that considered one of Kubrick's weaker films? Only 14 year olds think it's a masterpiece
8/10 kys
4/10 yeah

So far only one post itt that fits the criteria. A good example would be mediocre normie shit like Shawshank

>skyfall
i thought casino royal was the one people thought was good

Most of Nicolas Winding Refn's movies.

Well, I liked the coked up whore.

Ummm coked up whore worst character. All the female characters are weakly written desu

"boring" and "nothing happens" are not valid arguments.
Most casual normies would say films made by Bergman and Tarkovsky are extremely boring, so would you say their films are then automatically bad?

Birdman was just full of itself and people in the industry just sucked it's dick nonstop.

This. People don't like Craig's flicks except for Casino Royale which was only passable.

A few of Tarkovsky's movies are actually pretty boring

>2001
The one by Kubrick? But by the time It came out all those colors, space stations and overall fx were pretty cool.

pleb

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People liked Skyfall too

No, because I have yet to see a boring Tarkovsky film, and I've seen them all. Magnolia on the other hand fucking sucked.

Interstellar. One of the most boring movies I've ever watched in the theaters. Me and my friend were just looking at each other mouthing "how much time is left...it's only been an hour".

it's boring

a car chase isn't exciting when it's the entire movie. there's no tension. i did not enjoy it. i don't care if most of the effects were practical. that doesn't make the film interesting or good when it's fundamentally a boring movie.

Eh, it was pretty okay, just went on for about 30 minutes too long. The whole third act wasn't very enjoyable desu. Plus the whole fuss being made over the music being the crazy shit when it was just conventional indie shit was silly

Mexican here and I think this is true. It's not that good. The Revenant in the other hand... :^)

Snowpiercer
Children of Men
2001
Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
Swiss Army Man
Kickass
Bone Tomahawk
Interstellar
Taxi Driver (not shit, but not that great either)

how refreshing

im glad someone gets it, kudos to you user

took the words right out of my mouth, i dont even need to reply anymore. thanks.

>Shit films Sup Forums pretend are masterpieces
Here you go lad.

Exactly. Too corny and quirky.
But corny above all else.
Also, it was misleading, I thought it had some kind of relation with that other film, Filth. I don't know a lot about that fake head, really.

Is this the kino rec thread?
I feel like it is.

samefag

It Comes At Night

stay mad retard

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Only IMDB forum users would ever claim such blatant oscars bait to be a masterpiece.

I had to stop Snowpiercer halfway through. I get it, the train is a commentary on a classed society.

Fuck this movie

>Plus the whole fuss being made over the music being the crazy shit when it was just conventional indie shit was silly

lel i am jsut about to watch this off of a strong rec from a friend

plebe

No one tricked me into watching this but there are people on here trying to trick people into it.

Shame on them.

R-really? It's been a while since I've seen it but I thought they were really implying it was good. I'm retarded I guess

I use thread like these to watch all the films I haven't already because most of these are basically pleb filters with people only comment is NOTHING HAPPENS
keep it up my fellow surface-level plot driven casuals

this shit

Unironically a masterpiece

Fagg

any capeshit

Maybe you should stick to your capeshit lmao

The entire star wars series

That reminds me

Dark Knight
Man of Steel
Avengers
Spiderman 2
Xmen
Iron Man

Fight me

i walked out desu

>Shit films that people pretend are masterpieces
no one with an ounce of sense pretends those are masterpieces

what is the point of this post
this board almost unanimously agrees those movies are all trash

dc fags suck off MoS
Loads of people love Spiderman 2
Iron Man, while not loved, is generally trotted out as an example of one of marvel's better films.
But yeah is reetarded

Sure there are. The average pleb will tell you they are modern cinematic masterpieces that sets new standards n' shit, and then goes on to say shit like "well if the dark knight isn't a masterpiece, why is it so high on the imdb top 250 list hmmmmmm?"

TDK is objectively an above average film, most of Sup Forums loves it.
Yeah it's overpraised, but so is Fight Club, that doesn't mean that it's automatically utter dogshit.
Don't be a flaming contrarian just because.

Fucking hell Birdman was trash

stalker
solaris
tree of life
knight of cups
nocturnal animals
primer
thin red line
the departed
godfather
rear window
chinatown
lawrence of arabia
nolan batmans
the master
12 angry men
schindlers list
green mile
forest gump
titanic
alien

No one would have ever unironically liked dark Knight if heath ledger didn't commit Sudoku

Both were trash that the only good thing about it was the main villan. Neither one had another likeable characters or redeeming qualities.

Hmmm

Was that love hotel thingy mandatory or optional?

The only film that's true for is TDK, which is not shit, if massively overrated

Yeah everyone hated TDK when it was released and got a billion dollar box office just from all the people who ironically went to see it, we only started liking it when that guy died yeah my dear underage friend, bravo.

Now you're just naming movies..

The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
watched it last night. 98% rotten tomatoes. Didn't like it. I'd give it a 6/10. I'm sure you could argue it was a deep artsy movie I just didn't find it that way. The Comedy had a bigger impact on me than this movie did.

ITT: plebs outing themselves

It's funny how every thread like is the same, bunch of plot driven surface-level ADD filthy casual babies who can't enjoy a film older than their birth year for some autistic reason

shut up faggot, nobody is impressed.

this

Any David Lynch flick

Stalker was absolutely mesmerizing desu

This is a fantastic movie

(You)

agreed with these

This piece of shit

This is an underrated pleb filter. Consider yourself filtered.

t. mongoloid

This.

This.

Whenever a faggot says "muh plot", it's the easiest way to spot a brainlet pleb.

Any P.T. Anderson flick

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