YOU GET SODOMIZED QUITE OFTEN

>YOU GET SODOMIZED QUITE OFTEN

This is what Jonah shouted at the journalist before she retaliated.

rewatch
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Apologize to Ornella.

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I'm amazed he's made so many movies with dudes trash talking each other as obscenely as possible.... then someone trash talks him just a bit in real life and he's genuinely beat down by it and flounders to think of an on-the-spot reply.

Then he gets so butthurt he won't continue his French media promotion for his movie.

Shameful. I figured he'd have more balls than that. If she's talking about him getting sodomized by a monster and cucking him, he should make some joke about how she's a slut, and the interview continues as normal.

He should've gone full Kaufman on her.

Either start crying but don't leave the studio so everyone feels awkward, or stand up and call her out for a wrestling match

Bantering with your bros is a lot different than being the butt of some literal who roastie's joke. He knows he's the only reason anyone is watching that stupid show, and revoked his generosity after she inappropriately made fun of him. Jonah did nothing wrong.

>Hey Miles... hear what I said? I said do you remember your first blow job? Who was he? Haha... Hey Miles... can you validate me? Can you acknowledge what I just said? Can you agree that it was both funny and quick witted? .... Hey Miles... Please look at me... I'm sitting right here next to you.. I'm a human being... I'm a person... I matter.. Miles... Miles.... Miles look at me... Miles please stop ignoring me... Miles why are you ignoring me? Miles I thought we were friends? Miles I can't take this anymore... Miles I'm going to do something stupid if you don't answer me... Miles I don't think I can stop myself from doing something really dumb and that I'm going to regret if you don't look me in the eyes and tell me I'm not a figment of my imagination.... Miles I'm starting to doubt that I exist... Miles I don't know if I can tell the difference between dreams and reality anymore... Miles I'm going to do something to somebody to make sure this is reality.... Miles.... Miles.... Miles I'm going to choke the girl next to me with my gold chain I got for my bar mitzvah... Miles I'm going to choke her to death if this isn't reality... Miles please look at me... Miles you can stop this.. Miles tell me when to stop.... Miles I'm doing it... Miles I'm choking her.... She's turning purple Miles.... Miles she can't breathe... Miles she's dying.... Miles please look at me I'm killing her if this is real you need to acknowledge me so I can stop.... Miles please stop me.... Miles I can't stop without you.... Miles

that's jews for you

>gets roasted in a different language by literal whos
>doesnt even get the joke until everyone has laughed and finally the interpreted translated it

Ok Jonah

she looks that that other french porn actress, Nikita Bellucci - check her out! She's great
She actually gets sodomized a lot

Fucking coal burner. Dropped.

why can't americans into bantz?

I was more aroused by that hot tranny in red

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never noticed that

>Is that BEFORE or AFTER you get gangbanged by GRIDS-ridden African negroes? In any case, I'm in a committed gay relationship with the man who will soon become my gay homosexual husband, so this is all immaterial in any case, you diseased herpetic slut.

What did he mean by this?

my theory is that since their ancestry consists of more germans and nords than people of UK origin they inherited more autism than anyone else in the anglosphere

>>I'm amazed he's made so many movies with dudes trash talking each other as obscenely as possible.... then someone trash talks him just a bit in real life and he's genuinely beat down by it and flounders to think of an on-the-spot reply.

It's almost as if you have to seperate the art from the artist

watched a bit too much raimi

I think it's a little different when someone is mocking you to your face on live tv. It's like how you and your friends can talk shit to each other but if a stranger does the same it stops being ok.

We're actually pretty open and cheerful as a group, kind of the opposite of Germans and Nords. Like if you tried talking to a random stranger in Germany or Sweden on a bus or something they'd think you were a weirdo, but that's normal behavior in the US. If anything the problem is that we're too open, makes it harder to take lighthearted teasing in stride.

that's a lot of words just to say you're a pussy.

>we're too open, makes it harder to take lighthearted teasing in stride

That doesn't make any sense, you mentally ill retard.

Cool wtf scenes from you favourite movies
I begin

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I'm German and I talked with random strangers on the train about shit.

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I'm german and if some random stranger tried to have a chat with me I would just stare at them or try to ignore them. Annoying people like you are the worst.

But I never initiate.

ha cucks

Him and Patricia Arquette's naked ass were the only good things about that movie.

I dont even think what she said was a "burn" or anything, sounds like a 10 year old girl trying to make a joke i dont get why he was so offended. He should have said i make tons more money than you and no one knows who you are outside of this french faggot tv program.

> I make more money than you

holy shit that would have been so bad, are you actually autistic

WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY?

>sounds like a 10 year old
>i make tons more money than you

Wow, she actually does
Could that be her by any chance?

>HEY FAT FUCK I WOULD NEVER BANG YOU LMAO

Thats all

hits close to home doesn't it

One of these images is real and one is from an Onion-knockoff site.

Guess.

It shouldn't be

so it wasnt even a funny or witty comeback? then thats just emberassing for her

He should have come with a smart comeback he is an actor after all.

Instead he got triggered his eyes got watery on live television and now he's a fitness nut.

>then thats just emberassing for her
Then he should have come up with something other than "reeeeeeee I came all the way to France just to have another girl making fun of me"

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*tips fedora*

"Look at me now, bitch. Look at me now"

>muh insecure interpretation of social interaction

Well I suppose you have to pride yourselves in something

D R O P P E D
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>if some random stranger tried to have a chat with me I would just stare at them or try to ignore them

You're fucking autistic

>All the top comments are 'If that was a man he'd be fired' and references to kekistan
Based incel virgins

What happened to Ali Rae, does she still do any stuff?

>triggered fatty

>then thats just emberassing for her
And yet none of you offended virgins have thought of a great comeback despite having months of these threads.

rest in pieces nu-Le Grand Journal, you will not be missed

What are you on about you numale cuck? She's been BTFO plenty, you can even make one up on the spot
>Heh heh, you know it's funny, since you portrayed me as some middle aged, out of shape father when all of your friends call me daddy...
Or
>So that was good. I really need to share this with my American model girlfriend, she finds jokes by the token ugly girl the best part of comedy shows
I could go all day faggot, euros are surprisingly shit at banter

>"Ayy gurl, if you want to cuck me, you better do it right now while i still remember your face."

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but those are terrible comebacks

Why did Perry ruin her fap material image?

>UK
>Not autistic af
nice try nigel

I think it's more that at lot of the puritan bible thumpers were shipped out of the UK to america, the same way criminals were shipped out to australia it explains why both countries turned out the way they have.

kek

The language barrier is what really killed him. I mean the translator didn't even translate his comeback accurately. How the fuck is he supposed to compete with a native speaker?
That woman was a total cunt, shitting on a guy who doesn't even speak the language. It's like challenging a cripple to a footrace and then rubbing it in their face when you kick their ass. She should honestly have lost her job and never work again.

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

>Getting so fucked in the head with playing a reputation game that you unironically believe in status based on acting careers.
I just need to let it go....

youtube.com/watch?v=PMz80FKusUA

>makes a huge fucking deal about how horrible he feels for calling a paparazzi a faggot
>has probably used that word millions of times in his movies with no problem