The fall schedule looks shit

The fall schedule looks shit

ABC:

The Crossing
>Refugees from a war-torn country start showing up to seek asylum in an American town. Only the country these people are from is America and the war they are fleeing is 250 years in the future. The local sheriff with a past, a federal agent and a mother in search of her missing refugee daughter drive this allegory with a surprising conspiracy at the center.

Deception
>After his career as a magician is ruined by scandal, Las Vegas illusionist Cameron Black becomes the world’s first "consulting illusionist" as he works with the FBI to solve odd crimes

The Good Doctor
>The series follows Dr. Shaun Murphy, a young surgeon with autism and savant syndrome from a small town and a troubled childhood. He relocates to join the prestigious pediatric department at San Jose St. Bonaventure Hospital, where he uses his talents to save lives and challenge the skepticism of his colleagues. He is aided by his mentor and good friend, Dr. Aaron Glassman

The Gospel of Kevin
>The series will follow Kevin Finn, a self-centered man whose life brings him more trouble than he bargained for, who just one day upon returning home to stay with his widowed twin sister and her daughter, is recruited by a celestial being aka a guarding angel named Yvette, who enlists Kevin with a new mission, which is to save the world, thus giving Kevin a purpose in life, that he can help people.

The Mayor
>Young rapper Courtney Rose (Brandon Micheal Hall) needs his big break. Tired of waiting for opportunity, Courtney cooks up the publicity stunt of the century – running for mayor of his hometown in California. Unfortunately for Courtney, his master plan goes wildly awry, ending in the most terrifying of outcomes: an election victory. With the help of his mother (Yvette Nicole Brown, “Community”) and friends, including Valentina (“Glee’s” Lea Michele), Courtney will have to overcome his hubris if he wants to transform the struggling city he loves.

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America sort yourself out for fucks sake.

CBS

9JKL
>The series chronicles Feuerstein's life as an actor when he lived in an apartment (residing in 9K), alongside his family who also lived in the same building, sandwiching him: his parents (in 9J) and his married brother, sister-in-law, and newborn baby (in 9L). This unique situation prompts him to set boundaries while bonding with his family members.

By the Book
>The series chronicles a married film critic and expectant father's decision to become born again by living his life according to the Holy Bible after the death of his best friend.

Star Trek: Discovery
>Set roughly ten years before the events of the original Star Trek, the series follows the crew of the USS Discovery as they discover new worlds and civilizations, while exploring the franchise's signature contemporary themes. The season-long storyline revolves around "an incident and an event in Star Trek history that's been talked about but never been explored".

S.W.A.T.
>S.W.A.T. is an upcoming American drama television series, based on the television series and the film of the same name.

Young Sheldon
>The series follows 9-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who has an exceptional mind, as he attends high school in East Texas, dealing with the world around him while his very normal family must find a way to deal with him.

CW

Dynasty
>Dynasty is an upcoming American prime time television soap opera series reboot based on the 1980s series of the same name, which ran on ABC from 1981 to 1989.

Black Lightning
>Jefferson Pierce, who retired from his superhero persona Black Lightning nine years ago after seeing the effects it had on his family, is forced to become a hero again when the rise of the local gang The One Hundred leads to increased crime and corruption in his community.

Life Sentence
>When Stella finds out her terminal cancer is cured, she's going to have to learn to live with all the choices she made when she decided to "live like she was dying".

FOX

Ghosted
>The series will follow a skeptic and a genius “true believer” in the paranormal who are recruited by an organization called The Bureau Underground to investigate a series of “unexplained” activities that are occurring in the Los Angeles area, which are supposedly tied to a mysterious entity that could threaten the existence of the human race.

The Gifted
>Two ordinary parents take their family on the run from the government when they discover that their children have mutant abilities, and join an underground community of mutants who have to fight to survive.

L.A. to Vegas
>The series will take place during a typical getaway weekend, as a flight crew and their passengers make the Friday-to-Sunday flight from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.

The Orville
>The Orville is set on the titular U.S.S. Orville (ECV-197), mid-level exploration starship. It is a one-hour live-action ensemble science-fiction comedic drama sitcom set some 400-years into the future, and can be thought of as a cross between Family Guy and Galaxy Quest.

NBC

A.P. Bio
>Jack Griffin is a philosophy scholar who missed out on his dream job. After that happened, he gets a job at Whitlock High School where he teaches Advance Placement Biology. With a class filled with honor students, Jack plans to misdirect Principal Durbin in order to use the students' talents to get back at his job-stealing nemesis.

Good Girls
>The series will follow three suburban women, who are having a hard time trying to make ends meet, decide to pull off an unlikely heist by robbing a supermarket, only to discover that they're in for more than what they bargained for when this successful pull off also attracted the attention of the store manager after he recognized one of the women involved, but for a different reason altogether that is tied to the money.

Law & Order True Crime

The Crossing sounds like a transcript of a literal ten-floor elevator ride pitch with pitcher trying to come up with shit on the spot.

I'm not even going to bother with The Crossing until it gets a season 2 announcement. It sounds interesting enough but knowing ABC it will be canceled without a proper conclusion or explanation thus wasting my time.

>Deception
Canceled mid season guaranteed.
>The Good Doctor
Canceled mid season.
>The Gospel of Kevin
Canceled after three episodes.
>The Mayor
Canceled after one season lasting much longer than it should because black people.

God damn none of these or the rest look interesting or any good. What the fuck TV?

>After his career as a magician is ruined by scandal, Las Vegas illusionist Cameron Black becomes the world’s first "consulting illusionist" as he works with the FBI to solve odd crimes

How the fuck does this shit get greenlit?

>Law & Order True Crime
American Crime Story already exist and this is guaranteed not to be anywhere near as good.

So don't watch anything. Fucking loser.

>The Crossing
>Refugees from a war-torn country start showing up to seek asylum in an American town. Only the country these people are from is America and the war they are fleeing is 250 years in the future.

because it can be a generic crime/cop show with a slight twist so is easy to write and can be syndicated to hell unfortunately

ok. Didn't think of that. Thanks

The Crossing is the only remotely interesting show listed here, and it will probably suck, thanks to tired tropes like "the local sheriff with a past"

>The Crossing
Think they will turn into into pro immigration propaganda?

These all sound so fucking terrible...

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Trailer for the Crossing looks OK.

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Holy Shit is that Steve Zahn? How low can you go. Wasn't he in a few really good box office movies?

Not really, no.

I guess ghosted might be alright. But I'm a sucker for pulpy urban fantasy stuff.

everyone else-make your own shit and stop watching ours if you don't like it

isn't The Crossing the goobacks episode of South Park?

How did I miss that picture?

The Orville looks better and more like Star Trek than Star Trek Discovery does

>seth macfarlane

no, it doesn't