Take shit

how do you have total control over your sphincter? something you're not telling us? it's okay we're all anonymous here

Wait, other countries don't have bidets?
You don't have to be ultra autistic about it like Italians, but they are handy as fuck for a quick cleaning of the jewels or for case like this one.

I managed to guess the flag just by reading the post

im not fat at all
i just take really big shits and sometimes pinching it off causes some collateral damage

how can you shit without a bidet on work? do you hold?

>take a shit
>whipe 2 or 3 times just to take the brute shit out
>finish the job on the bidet
Learn how to take a shit, australoid subhuman.

>i wish bidets were a thing here
You're finally starting to see the light.

Eat more beans

kek

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