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Nana EBINA
(Ebina Nana)

This first post is for
Ebina Nana-sama
Ebina Nana

Ebina, simbly Ebina

Thank You for your understanding
I don't like to be serious here but now what is done is done

Ebina Nana
Has oppai of a large size
Nana Ebina

Why are you so gay?
Actually why all animeposters here are so gay?

Tachibana-san
Is a very good waifu
Just like Ebina

Watching anime
Bends you irreversibly
Thus making you gay

Lol

I write in haiku
Because I'm a weeaboo
Who has a waifu

IT'S VOCAROO TIME

More than one waifu:
Harems are enlightenment
You can have much sex

No non lo é, torna nel filo...

Embarrassment is
A natural consequence
Using vocaroo

samefag

En esto hilo
Escribimos en inglés
(Solo a veces)

Also dabs to my trips

>tfw i "tripped" with weed in Morocco
I fapped like hell HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry

Also your Japanese is bretty nice, because you seem to learn Japanese, purely motivated by interest. Ur Japanese makes me feel happy :D

Good night junkie and Veneto and linguist

These numbers are checked
Sevens repeated three times
Unusual occurrence

What to do?
No hablo espagnolo solo un pochito

Good night Japan-kun
Have a good sleep today night
It is rather late

Thank you so much :*

what is going on here?

Lo debes aprender
Escribo haikus en el
Idioma español

I don't know

This thread is one of
Poorly written haikus
Hope you do enjoy

Scrivilo in italiano così lo capisco anch'io

Italians are cute
I really want to suck an
Italian penis

Pero no hablo
Idioma italiano
Así que no puedo

The Spanish language
Has too many syllables
To write haikus in

This is the last one and the cutest from that day :3
In this way I will not lose this pic

Straight coming in~

We will get married
And kiss each other after
The ceremony

:3 :3 :3

Writing a haiku
Is a sure sign one is straight
Trust me, I should know

Gakkou Gurashi
Sounds like a cool anime
Maybe I'll watch it

I have more lewd screenshots of you but that's too personal :3 :3 :3
(no I fap normally on porn like everyone else...maybe...)

How many anime have you watch?

Saber and Rin are
My lawfully wedded wives
They are very cute

That's because I am
A massive humongous slut
Who loves cocks and cum

What do New Zealanders say when you hurt them really hard?

iuw?

Haven't watched many
I prefer manga instead
It is less cheesy

New Zealanders are
All in the middle of sleep
Come back tomorrow

;3

I trust you!

You should also write
Japanese-style poetry
And post your haikus

How many manga did you read

You seem a noce guy I l-like you

Haikus are proof that
One has a developed mind
Others are brainlets

I have read many
I will not list all of them
That would be tedious

Rough hot steamy sex
Is exactly what I like
With my cute boyfriend

You should really write all the manga you read with a little description in haiku form
Or you are telling me that you are too normie for doing that...

Ebina wants... cocks :3

Yuruyuri is
A very funny manga
About Kyouko-chan

You too

Ebina is pure
She is shy and innocent
She does not want cocks

Gabriel Dropout is
A good manga which features
Satania-sama

And?

Good morning lads, I had a nice sleep but a pretty awful dream

3 - 5 - 2(1?)
I am not sure that is a haiku

This one is about
Pink-haired Italian boy-sluts
Who post in this thread

Tell us :3
Also goodmorning

Haikus don't count words
They count syllables instead
It's five, seven, five

Often, Sharo-chan
Is drawn in a lewd manner
By dumb lolicons

Y-yes... :3
Ebina and I want to have sex with you desperatly NOW!

Here is Natsuki
My waifu is so cute and
She is tsundere

Ebina does not
Although she is well-endowed
She is innocent

Chloe von Einzbern
Perverted dark-skinned loli
She is very lewd!

Me and Italy
In bed after our wedding
We love each other

This is Pantsu Girl
She sleeps without her pantsu
A very cute girl!

Ebina do want it! :3

Lewding Ebina
Will not be condoned within
This pure general

The useless goddess
Aqua shows her posterior
What a cute goddess

Where is Italy
Did he just leave suddenly
Did something happen?

Ok got it
Althought I doubt all of this are haikus

I might have made some
Mistakes from time to time here
While writing haikus

...

I will kiss you if
You are not careful because
You are a cutie

I don't believe you

What dream did you have?
It must have been very lewd!
Tell us about it!

Well in this dream I was walking around this big city with my dog, then I spend the rest of the dream looking for her, it's been awhile since I woke up so the details are getting vague

Good morning you lazy fucks

Funnily enough I fell asleep again after the dog dream and had a lewd dream

Neato
I had a bad dream too
But the memories are fading
As well

But you are so cute~
I wouldn't have married you
If you weren't cute!

What an awful dream!
A lost doggo is not good.
Least it wasn't real!

Good morning Mr lazybones

Are you feeling particularly rude this morning

Hey I am not lazy I am only a NEET

Good morning bastard
I am not a lazy fuck!
Maybe you project!

I do that sometimes--
A lewd dream follows nightmares
When I lie back down

Only 2dmarriage...
I don't want a 3dmarriage this young...
Sorry...

Is there a reason
Why dreams fade when you wake up
So you forget them?

>Are you feeling particularly rude this morning
Yes, Yes I am
How could you tell?

>Hey I am not lazy I am only a NEET
:thinking:

I'll marry you then
Maybe in an RPG
Only in 2D

It is a fact that
Tangerines beat oranges
In many aspects

I dreamt about a "person" (I don't remember who but I knew him/her) who entered my room and destroyed all the collections I have
I was so angry
Then woke up
I tend to remember dream at least for the day

Approximately
Seven dreams take place per night
So you forget most

I remember when in the MMORPG that I used to play allowed samesex marriage
AAAAA I have a nostalgia attack

You remember the last one (luckily) I knew already

morning mate
slept well?

We can be cute girls
And have a same-sex wedding
Yuri is pure love!

I bet my dreams are
All very lewd dreams because
I am a pervert!

I think it was because I was halfway through a wank when I fell asleep
Get outta here a go fishing if you're going to be like that
wtf, no go morning for me

Not really
I woke up at 4am and had to go back to bed

I always chose male character in videogame
The few times I tried female character I felt so uneasy that I had to restart the game (two times happened)

I'm not going fishing today anymore, I don't have time because I have to go out to lunch with my mom and some other stupid shit.

You're obviously gay
If you want to constantly
Ogle at a guy

The female PC
When chosen makes you not gay
Otherwise you are!

Only the homos
Don't choose the female protag
Because they are gay!

sounds lame, although at least you won't be at work all day