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morning mate
slept well?

We can be cute girls
And have a same-sex wedding
Yuri is pure love!

I bet my dreams are
All very lewd dreams because
I am a pervert!

I think it was because I was halfway through a wank when I fell asleep
Get outta here a go fishing if you're going to be like that
wtf, no go morning for me

Not really
I woke up at 4am and had to go back to bed

I always chose male character in videogame
The few times I tried female character I felt so uneasy that I had to restart the game (two times happened)

I'm not going fishing today anymore, I don't have time because I have to go out to lunch with my mom and some other stupid shit.

You're obviously gay
If you want to constantly
Ogle at a guy

The female PC
When chosen makes you not gay
Otherwise you are!

Only the homos
Don't choose the female protag
Because they are gay!

sounds lame, although at least you won't be at work all day