>British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
Just saw that american documentary about looking for mammoths in Siberia and it was literally this. It was the one they shilled on JRE, don't watch it, it's shit
Jason Thomas
Actually it's shockingly accurate.
Angel Walker
FUCKING KEK IT'S SO BAD
Alexander Reed
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Nathan Jones
>tfw this is what your country calls a documentary
Jeremiah Ward
>the alarm has been sounded back at the colony >[army trumpet music playing in the background]
Jesus Christ, really?
Isaiah Davis
I love this copypasta.
Justin Price
Nature documentaries are for idiots and babies anyway. Read a book.
Nicholas Ramirez
lel,it's true
Kayden Nguyen
Is this gonna happen to death note?
Jackson Flores
If you didn't appreciate the cinematography in the Hunt and Planet Earth 2, I'm afraid you have no place here. The camerawork for the rainforest downpour and Darwin's bark spider in particular were masterful
Colton Diaz
Have you seen the original Death Note? It's already like this.
Just watch Kitchen Nightmares UK and compare with the US diarrhea. It's exactly like OP describes. Uk version is basically a docu drama, US version is full of stupid loud music, stupid OFF VOICE in case you can't follow the action + it tells you what to think, cuts constantly for no reason, ads all the time=more loud music + off voice reminding you in case you forgot during the cut. So cringe.
Levi Jackson
Only read the manga.
Brody Brooks
Is this what happens when an entire nation is suffering from ADD?
Jordan Ward
>Starwipe to next clip
Ryder Perry
MFW a football field is now a standard unit of measurement
