Was Vito gay? I don't understand why he sucked that guy's dick, and let that other dude fuck him in the ass

Was Vito gay? I don't understand why he sucked that guy's dick, and let that other dude fuck him in the ass.

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it was a fuckin' joke

>What the faaaaaaaaaahk?

A FUCKIN' JOKE

why are you posting this

it's just a joke

Could you imagine bending him over to fuck him in the ass? That disgusting asshole smelling like 8 plates of gabagol or whatever garlic covered dego wop meal he had that day plus the stench of his rancid unwashed sweaty balls? I bet you wouldn't even need lube to fuck that greasy thing.

>My bottom line was impacted!

>I know Vito's bottom was impacted.

BASED PHIL

I don't know about that but I enjoyed his small town arc. It was ultra comfy and bittersweet.

>wake up in the morning
>come to this board just for this post
thanks gay vito poster

go ask your dad about "gay for pay"

user please stop I can't take it

>be unemployed for 6 months
>spend my days shitposting 16 hours a day on Sup Forums
>reply to every gay vito thread I see
>also got fat and balding faster and harder than ever before
>no gf
>some years ago I wasn't even that bad looking and some 7/10 even flirted back but I never made a move and now i'm too ugly to get such a gf

ITS NOT FAIR

You're all so fucking stupid. It was only because of the medicine he was taking.

These threads are fucking retarded. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE.

Why didn't Finn just go to the game bros?

he wanted to remain tightbutthole

He's a faaaaaaaaaaaaag

>YOU THINK I WAS LOOKIN' FOR YOU???

A FINOOK!

Vito came up with a failed cigar brand called CUGINE that he tried to ride the wave of sopranos to make money as a gangster cigar maker n used to come by cigar shops to promote it. He came to my uncles lounge and almost everyone was ripping him for being that "fag" from sopranos. good times

IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE SURGERY

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Obviously not. Remember how close he was to sleeping with that pretty little tramp Adriana?

This. Just like with the Subway guy.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING

GLUMPF

he can't reach his ass to wipe it, so johnny eats like a cake instead

>Could you imagine bending him over to fuck him in the ass?
Absolutely

>That disgusting asshole smelling like 8 plates of gabagol or whatever garlic covered dego wop meal he had that day plus the stench of his rancid unwashed sweaty balls?
That's dumb why would we be fucking if his ass was unwashed and gross

>I bet you wouldn't even need lube to fuck that greasy thing.
I think you might be gay

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

Never change /tv

Don't stop

_______

>"dad, AJs in the chatroom he's watching me and Noah do it again"

I loved him like a brother in law

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

Imagine being Johnny Cakes in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Vito, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your morbidly obese body and funny penguin waddle.