Why does the new Spiderman have jungle fever?

Why does the new Spiderman have jungle fever?

Well he was bitten by an exotic spider

Progressivism

He's a "political" racemixer as a way to #resist GURUMP

they wanted Zendaya to be his love interest but not just in the first movie, and how would it look if Peter would date a white girl in the first movie but then switches to a black girl later

A man of taste

fat short nigger

Don't blame him

Black women look like black men with breasts

Tom Holland is gay

This

The film literally tells us it's patriotic to protest our government in one of the scenes

Well, it is. The founding fathers said so.

But she was protesting embassies. Not the US government.

All he has to do is pretend to like kissing a girl. Liberace could manage that.

The white man is top dog again now that king nigger and his liberal ideals are out
COLONIZED

>being triggered by this
Explains a lot about you lad.

What does he have against Betty Brant?

his spider sense was tingling

AND NOW

WE WILL RECREATE ANCIENT EGYPT

Because he knows Chocolate Swirl is Master Race. All black girls want the BWC!

>>its patriotic to protest our government
It is unless you're the witting/unwitting pawn of some ultra rich bastards who want to fuck up your country for profit.

Spidey can't resist the BBC

It is patriotic to protest. Remember when Fox called Tea Baggers patriotic?

Spidey has twink fever

>tfw fuckin a chubby mixed race girl

don't knock i till you try it fàm, shit's cash

100% natty there!

MAKE SPIDERMAN A FUCKING AMERICAN AGAIN

GOD DAMN

To make up for the last gay one that doesn't have sex?

>Implying Tom Holland isn't gayer than Andrew Garfield

>teenage boy being overly selective with their dick
no