Why does the new Spiderman have jungle fever?
Why does the new Spiderman have jungle fever?
Well he was bitten by an exotic spider
Progressivism
He's a "political" racemixer as a way to #resist GURUMP
they wanted Zendaya to be his love interest but not just in the first movie, and how would it look if Peter would date a white girl in the first movie but then switches to a black girl later
A man of taste
fat short nigger
Don't blame him
Black women look like black men with breasts
Tom Holland is gay
This
The film literally tells us it's patriotic to protest our government in one of the scenes
Well, it is. The founding fathers said so.
But she was protesting embassies. Not the US government.
All he has to do is pretend to like kissing a girl. Liberace could manage that.
The white man is top dog again now that king nigger and his liberal ideals are out
COLONIZED
>being triggered by this
Explains a lot about you lad.
What does he have against Betty Brant?
his spider sense was tingling
AND NOW
WE WILL RECREATE ANCIENT EGYPT
Because he knows Chocolate Swirl is Master Race. All black girls want the BWC!
>>its patriotic to protest our government
It is unless you're the witting/unwitting pawn of some ultra rich bastards who want to fuck up your country for profit.
Spidey can't resist the BBC
It is patriotic to protest. Remember when Fox called Tea Baggers patriotic?
Spidey has twink fever
>tfw fuckin a chubby mixed race girl
don't knock i till you try it fàm, shit's cash
100% natty there!
MAKE SPIDERMAN A FUCKING AMERICAN AGAIN
GOD DAMN
To make up for the last gay one that doesn't have sex?
>Implying Tom Holland isn't gayer than Andrew Garfield
>teenage boy being overly selective with their dick
no