He just caught you

He just caught you.

What is the one trap you pray to god he's not setting up right now?

Jigsaw is named like a jigsaw puzzle

>The Mausoleum Trap
God forbid I get trapped with some moron who has had his eyes sown shut while my muffled voice causes him to freak out.

MIND

BLOWN

Personally this one pissed me off as a guy who avoids conflict like the plague. Think the only way out is to get the jump on him first, bash his brains out

Aren't traps supposed to be related to what you did wrong?

yeah but this is Sup Forums and jigsaw can only come up with so many masturbation themed traps

How about this. You have to fill a weighted jug
with a certain amount of sperm to stop spikes from slowly crushing your testicles.

A trap that forces me to watch these shitty movies

As a girl I'd have no problem with this.

New one in 3 months. Baffling how there isnt a fucking trailer yet.

Your trap involves parallel parking. Mess it up and you'll be blown to kingdom come.

As a asian I will die from this.

No he's the final jiggy

Your trap involves taking a test in the subject you struggled the most with at school. Get less than 90% and your father will beat you bloody.

As a nigger I will most definately be killed by this contraption.

No you won't, it requires you to have a father.

To play a PS3 game.

There'd be no father to beat you despite your 43 on the test.

Your trap requires you to find a key to the explosive collar around your neck. Your dad has it.

mirror force

No more Sup Forums. I'm going to laugh my lungs out

What if you went inside one of those graves and tickled a dead person's foot? I bet it would be all wrinkly and smelly.

The rack

Can any medfags can confirm if this is really the most painful trap? I would think you lose sensation in your arms and legs after breaking them. And your neck snapping would be instant-kill, no?

Cunny trap

MD here. Yes it would be. although the filling up the beaker in Saw V would also be brutal. Why didn't they just piss in the trap?

Bailey Jay

HOLD YOUR FIRE

They just released the first official poster with the pig mask, I'm expecting a trailer at comic con.
>set 10 years after the original series, will be mystery whodunnit focused, a copycat killer is taking up the legacy
>directed by spierg brothers (predestination, daybreakers)
>longest shoot of any saw film (46 days)
>jigsaw's corpse is dug up and stolen
>tobin bell is returning
>charlie clouser is doing the score again, says both him and spierg brothers are giving the franchise a fresh new feel
>main trap will take place at a farm in a barn
>one trap involves a car and four motorcycles (3 of which will crash) in an underground warehouse
>donna evans will return to die in a trap
>mostly shot at actual locations rather than sets
Main trap will have 3 or 4 people in the barn. Rather than a series of traps like the previous sequels it'll just be one trap like the bathroom in the first film. The trap will be used as an excuse to explore the characters rather than the characters being an excuse for the trap.

>"Hello, user. I want to play a game. For 3 years you've been spamming a board for big guys with small girls. Today, we'll see the true worth of cunny to you"

>*saw blade just a centimeter above your flaccid cock turns on*
>*screen in front of you as well, with a slideshow of cunny in rotation*

Is blood a heavier liquid than piss? If the trap was set to end when the beaker was full of blood, based on its weight, then piss probably wouldn't be enough.

NO ESCAPE

>Why didn't they just piss in the trap?

Hoffman liked to watch the traps as they happened though so he would have killed them on the spot.

Doesnt even have to be cunny. Jigsaw could use this trap on any poor porn addicted fuck.

I'm curious though, what porn WOULD make user lose to this?

>I'm curious though, what porn WOULD make user lose to this?

I have to say on camera that I don't want to see the inside of the goat tower, or I get my eyes plucked out.

>replace saw blade with pic related

I call it, "The Pence"

giv twink bf

no eye shit pls

which jigsaw? the one that sets up traps where you are murdered or the one with simplistic morality browbeating?
because as a tranny itd probably be something like a key was sewn into my tits but as a tranny it could also be i am a nameless future corpse catapulted out of a flaming car into a bed of razor lined dildos.

After playing the game I'm not scared of it anymore. Literally just cut UNDER the eye you dumb faggot. Guy in the second movie was an idiot

I honestly came here to post this

I honestly came to this

Yes, cutting yourself with a knife just under your eye but not touching without anesthesia and with a one minute time limit is easy.

I swear action movies have destroyed the minds of a whole generation.

I came to this honestly

I'd love to see how a Sup Forumslack jigsaw imposter would handle you gays and the blacks.

>jigsaw thinks he never murdered anyone

jigsaw doesnt understand how the legal system works. If you kidnap someone and set up boobytraps that injure or kill them when they try to escape, you are still killing them. And what if they refuse to play and starve to death? Also murder.

This idiot has the rationality of a 4 year old. Literally "stop hitting yourself" tier.

what a stupid, unjustified, irrational murderer

>the blacks

"Hello, Jamal. I want to play a game. For years you have proven the stereotype society holds against your kind, but today you can prove that racism truly is "just skin deep". With the oil on your body and the lighter in front of you lies the chance to turn the sprinkler on above by catching fire. Your skin will burn off, but only long enough to activate the water system. In doing this, the wick of the bomb next to you will also be put out. Live or die, Jamal. Make your choice"

Besides, there's the will thing. Many of the players "choose" to save their lifes but their will is not enough if they lack the ability (or luck) to accomplish the challenge. Then, it's not really a choice.

A normal social life

holy shit this

...

DELET

Gives me an idea for a short horror story.
>Be footfag
>everyone hates you for it as they should
>go into mausoleums, morgues, funeral homes, etc.
>Climb in with the cadavers
>tickle corpse feet
>hear giggles from inside
>"stop it user that tickles"

The automatic cock milker, please God anything but that.

Pretty sure you'd need more than just a sprinkler system to put out that fire. The wick, okay, but you could also just put that out with spit on your fingers.