LEAVE ME ALONE
WHAT HAPPENING
I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE
NO NO NO!
SORRY SORRY!
LEE MY STORE ALONE
ANCLE ANCLE
HEE SOLD TORTILLAS ON THE CORNER
BUT THE MOB WANTED IN
Lee didn't realize that he made a grammatical error and that those gentleman were just kindly trying to accommodate his request.
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I don't know who dis guy is... but I want him and his tortillas DEAD
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PSSH PAN WAPSSH PAN
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS...
LITTLE TORTILLA BOY
My god, I love Jackie's movies.
fuck you for reminding me that i ever laughed at that fat fuck
Fuck YOU that bit was hilarious
WOW WOW WOW NO NO NO WOW WOW WOW
Who's stronger? Obi Wan with the high ground or Jackie Chan who doesn't want any trouble?
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>and Owen Wilson
HUEEERRRGGHH
AGHH YOU ASSAULTING ME?
honestly that linkin park sketch might be the funniest pablo moment ever
Why was Police Story so perfect?
Holy shit. 10 minutes of the same fucking premise of a joke. And I raked bill burr over the coals for spending 2/3 of his last special making fun of fatties It's like these comedians hit a level of autism where they repeat the same premise over and over hoping for a series of laughs and somehow get them.
no one said he's a good comedian
it's just fucking hilarious how brazen he is reusing the same jackie chan or techno club joke for an hour and just keeps going and going
his entire career is literally WHAT HAPPENING LEAVE ME ALONE
occasionally he will drop some nuggets though
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Omg shut up dude no one cares what you think jeez Louise....... die butch I wild f ositou .
*FLINGS BUCKET WITH FOOT*
WADDA MINITTE! I GOOOD GUI!
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where will he end up next?
the absolute meme man
Shanghai Noon and Knights are good movies.
holy shit, literally had no idea it was hothead this whole time
WASSUP, MY NEEGA
WAAAAAAAAAAAH
CARTAH
Wang?
OHKAY
CRISS TUCKA
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That's old school Jackie not 90's Jackie