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bet you still wank every day you filthy little toad

cannot tell the difference between yank and muslim posts 99% of the time

PROMISE ME SON
NOT TO DO THE THINGS I'VE DONE
WALK AWAY FROM WOMEN IF YOU CAN
IT'S NOT GAY IF SHE ASKS AND YOU SAY NAY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY TO BE A MAN

Catch me before I reach page 12!

DAK 02 02 18

ok jamal

Masturbation and celibacy go hand in hand.

The first and only girl I've ever dated wanted me so badly to kiss her but also kept talking about taking things slow, constantly repeated that she HATES kissing in public and when we actually had moments to kiss, she'd just stare off into space facing away from me.

Then the moment would pass and she'd complain I didn't kiss her. She soon "broke up" with me because of the lack of kiss.

when im in ubers i like to randomly break out into screams. usually the ethnic minority ones get all jumpy when i do idk why tho