D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please

Based Boo Hoo My Life Sucks Balls poster

I love how /reddit9k/ not understanding this movie on even a basic level is pretty much the same thing as women not understanding Master and Commander on a basic level.

You are the same as what you hate.

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I agree with OP. Seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

>thinking that money and sex are the keys to happiness

This is how you know you've spotted a pleb.

More like how you spot a pleb that's also a virgin and poor.

I'm a gloomy filter?

Pretty much all physical problems can be solved with money and pretty much all emotional problems can be solved with sex.

Don't you see that's the fucked up part? How would you feel if you had everything he does, only for it to leave you empty? I know that's a hard concept to grasp beyond your Mountain Dew and chicken tendies, but c'mon man.

If you think sex and a big dick is literally all there is to life you're infinitely sadder than even normies.

:the movie

Dumb and a poor virgin. Holy shit, were your parents trying to win loser BINGO or something?

That must be why so many millionaire celebrities overdose and die young.

They do that because they accidentally overdose

But I hate gloomy filters.

You are an idiot.

A very obtuse idiot.

Don't forget being handsome and wealthy and, by extension, charismatic because of those. People always forget that part.

The point is that those people don't deserve sympathy. They have EVERYTHING and can do whatever they want and still act like their life is so terrible. They're not people you can relate to and emphasizing their "suffering" only trivializes people's actual problems.

>ITT: People with working brains try to reason with /retard9k/

You might as well be a person with an IQ over 70 trying to reason with the average alt-right neckbeard. You're just wasting your time.

Go be a stupid abnormalshit on your containment board /reddit9k/.

based OP constantly reminding Sup Forums of the travesty of a film that was Shame

The irony here. Someone's life is less important because they have money? And people wonder why the rich despise the poor.

Seriously.

>Rich
>Beautiful Condominium overlooking a water feature
>Amazing white collar job with an office space overlooking the city.
>Beautiful and talented sister who also wanted to fuck him
>incredibly charismatic, charming, and hasome, easily manipulates women into fucking him

I just don't understand why Sup Forums defends him as if they can relate to him. It's almost like everyone here has the same qualities as the main character does.

Cringe at this Redditcuck post complete with memepool LMFAO

Faggot OP samefagging his dumb thread.

>Someone's life is less important because they have money?
>being this shit at reading comprehension

Also you're not rich, you'll never be rich, stop acting as if you are. It's pathetic and you literally cuck yourself.

>LE CRINGE XD

Ironic.

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t. defeated idiot

>Because I'm a poor third world shitskin everyone else here must be too

/reddit9k/ never ceases to amaze with their fucking stupidity.

I feel amazong aside from the gaping hole a lack of female companionship leaves in my heart

They wish they were like him so bad that they start believing they actually ARE like him and so feel obliged to protect him.

No, you're wrong and stupid. Go ahead and check off that you "defeated" someone in an internet argument on your neckbeard argument board though, I know it's all you have in life.

Stop kidding yourself. You're not rich. You're a failure and always will be. You're just making yourself more pathetic by protecting the ones that see you as subhuman.

that stops bothering you in time

Yeah redditgrandpa, still being triggered by the election and unironically white knighting on Sup Forums is pretty cringe.

It's okay man you'll get your chance at a brojob.

Haven't heard a decent argument from fans of Shame as to why you should feel sympathy for the main character. It's actually kind of sad

And no, "Muh r9k!!!1" isn't a cogent argument.

This movie isn't about being hung or Chad incarnate or rich or being loved. The movie is about being hornier than you are smart. He has near limitless lust but only a handful of brain cells, and his physical endowments only enable him to get sex practically on demand, making it harder and harder for him to do anything BUT sex. His brain is slowly eroding and he can't do anything about it. The movie is about the frustrations of dealing with a rotting mind.

He keeps getting malware but he's incapable of correcting behavior that leads to undesirable consequences. He needs to hide and lie about his misdeeds, rather than simply not misbehaving, much in the same way a child would hide a broken teacup and feign ignorance. He cannot have relationships deeper than physical because he's ceded that section of his brain to his primal, mammalian brain. His mind is regressing and he's powerless to stay human. The last working part of his human cognition is the sentience to realize that he's fading away, a cruel, cosmic punchline.

How many times are you going to post this exact thread over the next month?

It would be like describing a painting to a blind person, kind of like explaining a joke to an autist.

In other words, a waste of time.

he must've done something right if he manages to have the lifestyle and career that he does.

Because you aren't, the guy has all the means to be happy but doesn't want to.
People are only showing sympathy because he is handsome and rich, if he was a fat loser not being able to sort his life they would just rightly tell him to get off his ass and fix himself.

so is the movie about a sex addict or a dementia patient
your post doesn't really make that point clear

>mfw based shameposter is back

this desu

Not an argument. Goodbye, Reddit!

is this movie good? i didn't mind knight of cups
also where can i find it

If you virgins had ever had both meaningless sex and sex with someone you love, you'd know the hollow feeling from the former. Multiply that by many times over and you can clearly empathise with a man who is just going through the motions and actually feels no joy in his life

Lol u mad

BAAAAAAWWWW HEDONISTIC ATTRACTIVE MAN WITH SUCCESFUL LIFE AND HUGE COCK FEELS SAD BOOHOO

Now I have to watch this.

So don't have meaningless sex? How is that so hard?

>HE JUST CAN'T OKAY GOD

and we're supposed to care that someone with a great life is unhappy because?

the point is you're in a horrible position if you're addicted to something you have easy access to, it would be easier to be an ugly sex addict because you would have to try less to avoid your vice

and I know you are desperate for sex but I'm sure you can understand what it's like to be addicted to something you have easy access to since you probably can't go a day without posting on Sup Forums and jacking off

>expecting subhuman mouth-breathing normalfags to care about anything besides instant gratification and muh dick

He still masturbates all the time and the film makes it clear that this is equally as damning to him.

You can have meaningless sex and not get depressed about it if you arent a fucking faggot. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is that how easy your life is? Where so little goes wrong that you have to make up bullshit problems to fill the void?

neither of those things are ruining my life

You don't have a life to ruin.

>staring
>fucking
>running
>fucking
>listening
>fucking
>crying
>fucking
THE MOVIE
at least he couldn't get hard for negres. /ourguy/

we all have lives user

guy literally mainly dates black women irl

>Where so little goes wrong that you have to make up bullshit problems to fill the void?

unlike your life where you struggle every day with having everything provided for you and having no responsibilities

>expensive wool overcoat with fucking white sneakers, blue jeans and a sheboon

/fa/ would have a heart attack.

t. man who's miserable because of memes he took seriously on an anime image board he visits every day

He has a bigger cock than all of them so who's really laughing?

Being alive is not living. It's JUST surviving.

I didn't know I was miserable

Meanwhile Kodak Black gets crucified for saying the opposite. Aren't Fassbender's words pretty much a middle finger to white women? Notice how they don't get irate about meaningless shit?

that's self-actualization nonsense

You won't worm your way out of being a defeated idiot. Nobody cares about the privilege soaked life, you think you have it hard while people are eating 50 cent noodles, starving, wearing rags, sleeping in cars, in their 30's without ever touching a woman or spoken to anyone in weeks. If you have sympathy for that type of have it all character then you're not only stupid, you're a mental case

Ah boo-fucking-hoooo nobody.. I mean everyone wants to have sex with me. Look at my riches. Please cry me a river

Get bent

> Aren't Fassbender's words pretty much a middle finger to white women?
there are dark white women

>A guy who works in slave labor at an Apple Factory in China isn't as depressed as me - a rich American socialite

t. butthurt first worlder

What the fuck is self-actualization?

Mate the only problem there are the jeans, otherwise it would be a pretty spot on outfit

god I wish I didn't look gay af wearing a turtleneck

>this thread
>again

>dirty white sneakers with long dark wool coat

m8 you're fucking retarded

>porn addiction
>real
Do you also believe in god?

>he's never been at Pitti Immagine Uomo

the same people who say porn addiction is real are the people who say marijuana is not addictive

Gosh that's such a cute kot. She doesn't deserve him.

>proving Chads and normies wrong
>again

neither of those addictions are real and if you see someone who constantly indulges in either of those things you already know he's a worthless little shit

>that'll be enough camwhoring for one day, wench

Being a tall, handsome, hung and rich guy is a pain desu. Id rather be an uggo homeless person with a microdick desu desu.

There is a chad on this Earth that unironically believes this.

No, no you wouldn't

its kinda funny how much this movie has triggered literally one person.

Has it really, or is this just finely tuned lab tested bait?

what can you expect from cis white males

they literally have to invent fake problems like social anxiety and sex addiction in order to show they suffer just as much as the people they oppress

A lot of sensible people have problem with this movie, actually.

Michael Fassbender could wear boiler suits for the rest of his life and fuck more women than all of /fa/ combined once a year for the rest of his life

appropriate i think

Holy shit dude you're still at this? Every day still? What do you possibly hope to achieve

The part where he has the threesome with the hookers is pretty great if you mute it.