>So Jay, what did you think of Spiderman: Homecoming?
So Jay, what did you think of Spiderman: Homecoming?
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>I loved it
>...
>PFFFFFT AHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>NO I HAAAATED IT
Truly hilarious
I have a feeling Kay will say some negative things, then Mike will say he liked it, causing Jay to change his mind.
Why do losers obsess over e-celebs?
Jay: I liked it. It was fun, and very funny. Easily as funny as the Raimi movies. And it was quite refreshing compared to the overblown, blow-up-everything superhero movies we've seen of late.
Mike: No, it was schmulzy garbage.
Jay: You're right. Terrible movie.
Made me look. Fuck you.
WHERE'S MY REVIEW, YOU HACKS?
>oooohhhhhh my gooood!
>I loved it. Really reminded me why Marvel is the king of these superhero movies
Mike prefers shlock in his capeshit and Jay prefers substance so they'll both probably give it a big meh, but point out certain parts they found entertaining/good
Mike will probably like RDJ parts, but he's cynical and jaded and probably dislike the kids, Jay will probably point out Keaton as a high point mentioning how Marvel finally has a decent villain or some such
bad jay impression
you didnt say character or elements not even once
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>bad jay impression
>you didnt say character or elements not even once
Or "oh sure".
Well I didn't suck any cocks either. I only had a few seconds to bang out that post.
>Well...
> Jay: I thought it was half of a good movie. I liked the character stuff but it was really brought down by the forced connections to the cinematic universe.
> Mike: Studio meddling studies and the studios. Blue laser ending studios blue laser but enjoyable schlock when it not serious. The studios.
>there were too many action scenes I wish there was more establishment shots
>but I hated blade runner for being boring
I hope Baby Driver is included in the Spiderman review, since it would seem like the type of movie to go on HitB.
>B-but Deckard is a replicant! That means everything is meaningless!
>so Jay, what did.you.think.of. Disney's Marvel's Spiderman: Homecoming: the Movie
it rewally does tho
his chracacter development makes no sense if he is a fucking robon
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>I was... very.... VERY pleasantly surprised, I'd say it was one of my favorite superhero movies... ever
>yeeeeaaaahhh I also liked it
>I loved it, it reminded me of that thing called "fun" that movies used to be a long time ago
Or some variation on that same phrase that they've used for at least 5 Marvel movies now.
>bullshit said by the hack director 20 years after the movie was released
Should have no impact on what's in the actual movie which doesn't point to Deckard being a replicator, Jay is autistic
>Jay: I didn't really like it.
>Mike: I really liked it.
>Jay: Yeah, I really liked it.
IT SUCKED
*credits roll*
same reason short people talk about short people; birds of a feather, etc.
RLM BTFO
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what a lazy pointless comment
>mike: It was a dumb superhero movie, but it wasn't insulting dumb, and it had a lot of good shlock so i loved it
Jay will love it because he's a fucking pleb who eats up whatever trash the MCU shits out.
Jay: Eh it was fine
Mike: Yeah I guess
Why do they even bother with these mediocre Marvel flicks.
Their most viewed videos are capeshit and Star Wars shit.