I've never actually watched American Pie because I'm not THAT old as you ancient fucks. However, I've seen the trailer and it seems stupid as fuck. How could someone think an apple pie would grip their cock like a vagina?
This film is shit, isn't it?
Landon Gutierrez
Fuck off, Millennial. Plague of the earth. Cocksucker of social media. Downfall of mankind's future. Do us a favor and fucking kill yourself.
Jason Howard
Apple pie is tighter than your mom
Lucas Martin
Apple pies have the exact same consistency and feeling of a vagina when cooled to 100 degrees you fucking virgin
Julian Robinson
It was actually a reference to a blowjob, which could be accurate with Tara Reids wiry mouth working at you.
The real issue is who fucks a pie on their kitchen counter?
Noah Cooper
>he doesn't realise he is a millennial if he was born after 1980
Landon Richardson
you don't have to watch a movie the year it comes out dumbfuck
Dominic Gutierrez
Don't reply to me, nigger enabler.
Carter Garcia
They do? I need to do some research.
Ayden Thompson
Haha mad reddit virgin
Ian Butler
mad cus millennial lol
Jordan Murphy
We'll just tell your mom, that we ate it.
Asher Hall
They should make a gritty and realistic remake without the sexist and homophobic jokes.
Aaron Sanders
on a scale of one to triggered how mad are you?
Cameron Morgan
I'm not entirely sure this is true, but then again, I've never fucked a vagina.
Austin Lee
It's Jewish degenerate garbage what do you expect.
Dominic Lopez
hi Sheldon, having a hard time detecting that movie is a comedy huh?
Isaac Lewis
American Pie is a Millennial movie you fucking idiot.
I'm so tired of all these Millennials confusing Millennial with Gen Z. People are so god damn stupid.
Jeremiah Cooper
I'm 18 and I've seen it at least 5 times as a kid, are you living in a third world country or fucking what?
Thomas Adams
When you live in the third world you get used to reruns of old movies, so I doubt he does live here.
Austin Moore
Kill yourself, newfag redditor.
Gabriel Green
why wouldn't you just jerk off with pie in your hand? fucking a pie is retarded.
John Jackson
Yeah, but they don't know what a pie is
Gavin Myers
>american pie >ancient fucks get the fuck out of here child
Isaiah Hernandez
It was released in 99. I'd say late Gen X/ early millennial
David Davis
I never understood fucking a pie. It's not that deep and getting bent dick isn't a really good time. Does this work for short dick lads?
Wyatt Campbell
Every society has rituals for coming into manhood. What are the manhood rituals propagated by (((hollywood)))? Losing your virginity and having drunken parties.
Colton Hall
It was kinda sad to see this guy somewhat explode in popularity very briefly after American Pie only to commit career suicide with all those shitty projects he chose to do.
Christian Long
The pie is tighter than your loose asshole you slack jawed faggot.
Wyatt Torres
Reinforcing consumerism. Buying vehicles, buying a house, professional career that allows you to buy tons of shit you don't need.
Owen Green
>1999 is ancient lmao fuck
Gabriel Brooks
I was 12 in 1999. Fuck is right.
Ryder Barnes
I saw this movie with my mom, neither of us knowing what it really was. Was a bit awkward at times.
Juan Jenkins
>we can literally never go back to comfy pre-9/11 kino
Jayden Ortiz
>yfw I was 23 in 1999
Parker Powell
ur way too old bro. Get a wife, a job, or something you shouldn't be hanging with 26 year olds, let alone 18 year olds like OP
Camden Morgan
Tricking us into having a career and buying a place to live, ha ha I'm not going to fall for that trap!
Justin Morgan
>1999 was 18 years ago
Jesus Christ, where does time go? I still feel like it's OK to say the 80s were 20 years ago, but it's 1997 now.
Landon Young
underage faggot
Benjamin Nelson
1980 was 37 years ago Seems longer than that desu tho
Nathan Long
that's no way to talk to your dad
Grayson Green
is this scene in the director's cut or what? I've watched the movie a hundred times as a dumb teen but only saw him actually literally fucking the pie on the table the hundred and first time, usually he would just stand in the corner of the kitchen and press the pie on this dick
help me Sup Forums
Hunter Lopez
You sound like a series of throat punches waiting to happen.
Elijah Cooper
You must be shifting between dimensions where he fucks the pie on the table and where he fucks the pie standing up.
Jack Lee
why are there 2 versions of this scene?
Lincoln Rodriguez
>I'm so tired of all these Millennials confusing Millennial with Gen Z. People are so god damn stupid.
THIS
Millenial here
Kayden Price
>Millenial here yeah we know
Mason Morales
Tell you what. I'll call you people born after 2000 or PBA2k. Now get out.
Christopher Phillips
>I was 1 in 1999 Move aside gramps
James Powell
back to r/mandela_effect
William Wood
I just realized they cast the jewiest fucking people on earth in a movie titled "American Pie".
Fucking kikes.
Liam Perez
The problem with the Millennial label is that it is too broad of a time frame. I'm ok with being called a millennial since I was 13 in '00 but God Damn don't lump me in with the fuck wits 5 years younger or more that need safe spaces and shut down free speech on campuses. No one my age or that I know are turbo sjw's. We all work and have family's. The way we determine generations just doesn't work anymore.
Levi King
Your comment is literally the fucking premise of the film dingus. The first one is hilarious, second one is meh, don't remember the rest of guess they're worth a watch
Gavin Phillips
Yeah, technology has accelerated the pace of social change. The biggest demarcation between millenials is those old enough to remember what it was like before ubiquity of the internet, and those who grew up with it their whole lives.
Connor Rodriguez
>not THAT old What does age have to do with watching a film? You're underage and mommy installed parental controls?
Nolan Wilson
>I've never actually watched American Pie because I'm not THAT old as you ancient fucks.
jesus
Anthony Diaz
You're the one wasting your youth on a bengali rice cooking website.
Jonathan Sullivan
>I've never actually watched American Pie because I'm not THAT old as you ancient fucks.
>I've never watched a movie nor learned of an idea/event outside of my lifespan.
You sound like you're a dummy. Choke on dong.
Christian Long
i also think fight club is literally the deepest social commentary of all time!