REDDIT WAY OF WATCHING FILMS >"plot" >caring about plotholes, inconsistencies, logic in the film >thinking that twists are important >thinking that when a film does not conform to the standard editing, directing, acting, formula that it is "bad" >categorizing what you see on screen, like this was all a dream, this really happened, it was purgatory all along
PATRICIAN WAY OF WATCHING FILM >accepting what's happening on screen just as what it is >the images and the emotion they evoke is the most important part >going with the flow >judging films on a internal rhythmic basis
the tendency to compare Sup Forums and reddit is the most reddit thing of all
Logan Reed
Patrician
>reads IMDB trivias about movie while watching movie >sees a cool scene, pauses, then goes to IMDB message boards (RIP) to see if anyone else is talking about it >sees cool scene immediately makes Sup Forums thread about it >KINO >sees qt.patootie from movie, pause, google images, "[ACTRESS NAME] NUDE" >has 40 mins left from movie >shut pc off because its 2 or 4 am in the morning and tired af >repeat cycle tomorrow
Asher Anderson
You can see right in his eyes theres a complete disconnect with everything...he always has the same expression in every pic i seen of him. irl i meet a faggot just like him when i was i kid, i assume he has killed someone by now.
Mason Mitchell
A true patrician can learn everything he needs to about a film from the poster and wikipedia page. Watching films is for brainlets.
Connor Long
I actually agree funnily enough. My motto is
>you enjoy the film >it was a good movie to you >you didn't enjoy it >it wasn't a good film to you
I'm tired of this "objectively these are the best films around"
Tyler Bell
This picture made me laugh so hard, thank you.
Nolan Hernandez
>Dr. Chad, I'm Elliot >you don't get to bring girls What did he mean?
James Torres
Patrician:
>Sees a cute actress in film >Pull out phone and search for "[actress name] feet" >Click on Wikifeet and look at the first few pics >If her feet are sexual, then you like her character >If not, you hope she gets killed off/loses/goes away
Alexander Russell
take note you plebs
Leo Reyes
this is the only correct way to watch films in the spirit of Sup Forums, nobody else should even try
Sebastian Thomas
The nude one is so spot on
Parker Evans
This is correct. I remember when I first looked up Kate Beckinsale on wikifeet
Samuel Hall
If you're a sole boy google "celebrity feet in the post dot com"
Christian Roberts
This. I remember when I used to adhere to what the general public dictated as the objectively best films. Always felt conflicted.
Caleb Ward
OP is written like bait, but I agree. "This movie has a plothole, therefore it's bad" has always seemed an extremely stupid argument to me.
Liam Sanders
I agree with you, but it's alright if plotholes bother you. If there are plotholes in the movie then it's the writer's fault for breaking your submersion. But it is kinda plebby to go all autist about them. A lot of "redditors" will start just pointing out things that are convenient for the characters in movies. Things workin out or being convenient for the characters aren't usually flaws.
Joseph Sanchez
This.
Charles Myers
If you judge bvs or man of steel by either of these standards they still stuck
Gavin Carter
I'd love to service Kate's soles. I bet her soles are really demanding, too
Henry Lewis
>has 40 mins left from movie >shut pc off because its 2 or 4 am in the morning and tired af
Everytime.
Jackson Ward
>Tfw u look up a feet and that feet is sexier than your gf's feet.
Ayden Lopez
HOW TO SPOT A PLEB 101
>only able to discuss literal plot points and the logical order of the narrative of a film >every film has a singular universal "deep meaning" which you have to "get" to understand it >"The writing is the most important filmmaking element!" >thinks that empty pretty pictures means "good cinematography" >"I don't find this part of the narrative plausible or realistic, therefore the movie is SHIT!" >treating a film like a puzzle which you have to put together in a certain kind of way to get it >a film is either utter dogshit or a masterpiece, there is no inbetween >"Who cares about editing, framing and composition sound and whatnot if the story isn't great." >considers heavy use of direct symbolism as a positive factor >using "boring" and "nothing happens" as arguments ever
Jeremiah Gutierrez
It depends on the movie. If a movie is built around plot and twists and those fail, then it's a shitty movie. There isn't a right formula to appreciate a movie, because movies can be very different.
Luis Parker
>being tired at 2am
Henry Lee
This is actually a good post. The last point is especially true. They end up arguing that there was no plot, even there clearly was a plot.
Bentley Martinez
i guess i'm a pleb
Juan Cook
REDDIT GOLD!
Jace Kelly
This image is so beyond amusing... something about it makes me feel good.
Chase Ramirez
This is exactly why they get Lynched EVERY TIME
Hudson Rivera
hits home senpai
Nolan Gutierrez
Can you name a single movie that normies actually DO understand? Protip: I don't think you can.
Have you ever tried watching a movie with a normie? I don't know if it's hormonal or something, but their minds are literally unable to focus on anything.
Have you ever known a normie that had a deep and varied appreciation for any art? Digging around obscure music genres or old filmographies, just for the sake of it and love of the medium, not for potential social status and superficial validation?
When a cinephile watches a movie, he reflects on the themes and subtext, deconstruct the mise en scène and cinematography in order to analyze how the director's choices affect the mood and characters arcs, question the ethos it proposes about its subject matters, judge its authenticity, come up with a list of intertextual references that deepen his understanding, examine the narrative structure as if he were in the writer's head to get his creative process and where he's headed, all this while sensorially appreciating the aesthetics, marveling at the layers in dialogues and noticing many odd details, pondering how this film overall fits into its auteur's oeuvre, observing what it does similarly and what it does differently... as well as its place in film history, among many other active ways of studying and appreciating art... meanwhile normies can barely follow the plot.
Nicholas Richardson
...
Eli Reyes
>he can still get turned by nude women and hasn't been ravaged by more than a decade of despicable fetish pornography that he needs at the very least unsimulated bestiality rape to even get a semi Psshh
Landon Allen
Damn. I was expecting hostile responses. Nice to see someone agrees. I'm tired of watching movies and liking movies for the sake of liking them.
Adrian Bell
>watch movie >immediately make thread about it >immediately watch every popular review about it
Cameron Nguyen
that's because both users aren't mutually exclusive
Jace Bennett
dude ironic reddit versus Sup Forums mentality lmao
dude ironic footfag lust lmao
Carter Martinez
but that's mostly true for garbage boards like this and Sup Forums and Sup Forums, the rest of the site it isn't that big of a thing. you're just literally being confronted with the majority of the redditors on Sup Forums by being on this board.
Bentley Jones
so basically Red Letter Media?
Caleb Barnes
Plot twist: everyone else ignored your post because you and that other guy are major league pleberinos Objectivity is an objective fact
Zachary Sanchez
>Forcing yourself to enjoy movies because some film school ""graduate"" tells you it's good
Chase Phillips
For real though, the "dude plotholes lmao" nitpick style of review that reddit and normies love drives me up a wall.
Jacob Johnson
>OP pic Was Elliott Rodger initiated?
Leo Evans
dude dude lmao lmao
Luke Martin
Keep believing that's different from >Convincing yourself everyone else is only pretending to enjoy it for social cred, it's not that I've been pleb filtered, I'm actually smarter than them!
Hudson Rodriguez
>Strawmanning this hard Something doesn't become enjoyable just because it's well made
Camden Johnson
He has to explain where Baby Driver gets his sunglasses. This is reddit tier "I need to know what was not shown despite it not being important" pandering
Damn I'm not even that guy but you are a fucking retard. I bet your the guy that tends to like every single movie in those pictures people post of the "best movies of all time".
Andrew Ramirez
Script heavy means are the definitive way of making films for idiots. They are 100% incapable of understanding any idea that isn't explicitly explained to them. Plebeians are heavily frustrated by lack of explanataion; abstraction and absurdity is notably bane to them. The pleb notices special effects more than rhythm, color palette, and the visually contoured patterns of a scene.
Alexander Sanchez
>fun >kino >comfy >comfykino >this movie is ___ as fuck >nothing happens
Bentley Evans
>t. film student
Just the enjoy the movie retard
David Smith
Elliot Rodger
Adrian Torres
>pause, google images, "[ACTRESS NAME] NUDE" All caps is essential
Aaron Bell
Footlove is inherently honest and moral. It can't be ironic.
Landon Phillips
And people fall into those traps because filmmakers play into them. Chris Nolan has to make his "puzzle" films because of his autistic brother's scripts. Tarantino drops those epic references for "film buffs". The clueless make films for morons.