Melania Trump

Who should portray her in the inevitable biopic?

Some disgusting tranny because that's what "s"he is.

Jessica Biel

2005 melania without much makeup is prime cutie.
She's 50 now. cut her some slack.

Whatever dude is available.

Madison Ivy but less attractive. Both are great for bimbo fetishists.

That Bella chick

Bruce Jenner

her feet are too big for my liking

You think Trump could do better than someone so disgusting that they sweat through their boobs.

So someone so gross that they do the same thing.

Thats hair or something

>t. fag

>her

Not sure. Is anyone as beautiful?

You ever see those nude pics of her from GQ magazine?

Hottest first lady of all time, easily.

>who should play her in the biopic
obvious really

this meme triggers me hardcore

it's glitter to make their skin look shiny in photos

Famke Janssen

Chloe Moretz can play Ivanka

The real question, is who will the pick to play Barron?

Without the quasi-incestuous chemistry, it will be a box office flop

Who plays the smart ass little son Barron?

rip

that place is so fucking tacky.

...

did trump actually fuck his daughter?

Michael Obama will be playing himself

Only Ivanka, the one who looks like an ugly Jeri Ryan was safe

Kek. This is like something out of a parody

"That place" and Trump was the butt of jokes for the better part of a decade between the 80s and 90s.

I'm impressed that absolutely none of that history stuck to the man.

Slavoj Žižek
*sniff*
*pulls shirt*
*snort* *sniff*
*scratches nose*
Hegel, and so on and so on.

What made her want to marry Donald Trump?

>Those shoes

GEE I WONDER

Some plastic whore?

>spent 20 years desperately trying to ingratiate himself to the new york elite and always being kept on the outside because he was a dumb lout with zero taste and they knew it
>now he's still trying desperately to get their adoration by force

his legendary handshake

She could have married any billionaire. Why Doland Trump?

>first time you could fap to a first lady

Back when they got married he was just some rich property guy

She didn't know this shot was going to happen

>absolutely hideous gold everything
>literally has toy limousines

First, that kid is gonna be warped. Second, this is a poor man's idea of a rich man's house.

Why is she wearing Robert Downey jr's shoes?

Its functional. You have so many superrich people buy modern art etc. and try to hide their wealth. Trumps interior design is purely functional. It is meant to build his brand of superrich businessman.

A visa and cash.

>warped
he's been trained into a mastermind
he's good with the cyber

> She could have married any billionaire

idiot, there aren't that many billionaires to go around and they have much more selection power than models do