You ever met a celeb in real life?

You ever met a celeb in real life?

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Only once, last christmas.

Not really met, just pass them by in the street.
never grabbed their butts.

did you buy a filter?

What happened to your eyebrows?

his head is fucking huge

They're there, just faint.

give him a knife and he could kill a fucking bear

I met Bam Magera at a music festival once. He got into a drunken fight the night before, so he had a black eye and cuts all over his face.

I washed this guy's car years ago when I was still working part-time at a carwash. Close enough I guess.

Doesn't really mean much unless you're Dutch or really into fightan.

And of course, I had to forget my image.

what a whore

you have to be 18 to post here

I've met a ton and seen dozens more but didn't interact with them.

I've met both Tom Cruise and John Travolta at Disneyworld separately. Travolta was with his family riding the fairy instead of the monorail, this was before his son died but after Face/off and Broken Arrow so the ideal time to meet. We were sitting right across from eachother and chatted a bit. Tom Cruise was leaving as I was getting there and got mobbed with an entire highschool. He was awesome and posed for pics for almost an hour. He signed drumsticks I had on me, and was also signing people's footballs and tubas and shit.

Ice Cube pissed in the same urinal I had just been at in Hawaii. Followed him out of the bathroom and got a picture. He was so short. His giant bodygaurd said "WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR DIS SHIT" but he was like "No its cool, its cool" and took the pic.

At a comic shop in NYC I'm checking out an art book when some asshole bumps me to grab the same book. I look to my side ready to say fuck you watch where you're going and it's MOTHERFUCKING NICOLAS CAGE! I got wide eyed and only time I've been full on star struck and just stared like a fucking autist. He said "sorry excuse me" and after a minute I whispered "Aren't you Nic Cage..? I LOVE YOUR MOVIES." He said "Aw, thanks man!" and asked if I had seen Ghost Rider yet(the second one was in theaters across the street). I forgot to talk to him about the art book we had both picked up and he walked away. Later I was taking a picture of an expensive toy and he thought I was trying to sneak a photo of him and scowled. He was in there a while with his asian son, people started to follow them around to the point where he ran out without his bags of stuff. The clerk had to run after him yelling "MR CAGE! MR CAGE YOUR THINGS!"

contd..

Sorry about the cancer mate.

wow your almost a celebrity yourself

I saw Tony Parker coming out of a jewellery store in a fancy part of Paris and climbing in some expensive sports car.

Met webcam porn star Taylor Stevens in a casino after a flight to Vegas somewhere in the 00s. Dunno if it counts, but I was looking like a hobo after the flight and had Jetlag for days, so I couldn't talk to her in anything else but grunts.

Fwiw, she had two bodyguards beside her as isn't nearly as busty as she looks in the pictures. She's very short and pretty skinny with some boob meat but nothing special.

I fingered Hex in a Sydney nightclub

is that a male to female or a female to male tranny?

The guy on the right is female to male

Briefly saw David Lynch once in my city in France, he was there for some sect shit, just saw him going out of a car to a conference building where a sect would hold a meeting/conference/whatever.

Has anyone here met a pornstar and are they down to fuck a fan?

I was at Bethel Woods early in the morning when that night was an Ashley Simpson concert. I ran into her just getting there and starting to set up. She asked if I was big fan getting there early for the best spot. I told her that no, I wasn't going and hated her music. She laughed and we chatted for about 5 minutes. She brought over some security guy and told him to let me backstage to meet up with her after the show. I interrupted with "I'm really not going' and she whispered "You should" in my ear. I legitimately hated her(and I suppose I had a girlfriend at the time) so I didn't go.

I met Josh Hartnett at a super crazy party in NYC. It was hosted by this insane asian guy named Chang who was having a dinner party with his entire family including his wife, his second wife, and his girlfriend along with his parents and his kids. There were also some victoria's secret models and 3 shirtless dudes that doubled as musicians, among other odd characters. His very large apartment had floor to ceiling photos of naked women some of whom were in the room. Anyway I got super drunk and was convinced that Josh Hartnett was Christian Slater. I kept telling him how he got fucked over in 3000 Miles to Graceland. He was not amused.

Julia Stiles lived in the building next to my best friend for years. I would always see her coming and going and made a plan to stop her and tell her how fucking terrible she was, ruining dexter and everything else she's ever been in. Instead she held the door for me at a bodega one time.

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Yes and yes
Reality is never as good as the fantasy though

Reality is real and sex is always good. If my favourite pornstar would be down for an anal creampie with me I'd be pretty pleased.

i was in LA doing some random tour with my band (preatty small you would not have heard about them) this was like back in 1990s
so im in a small ass guitar shop that is set in a basement
so this guy is right next to me. we just start cassually talking about guitars, maybe for like 2 hours
well couple of weeks later im back home in NY, drinking with some buddies
start watching a movie and holy shit its that dude from the store
then i realized i spoke with keanu reeves and did not even realized it was him.

Koala bear maybe.

>see Philip Seymour Hoffman in my plan from Paris to NYC
>tell my mom "wow he looks so sick, looks like cocaine withdrawal or some shit"
>dies 3 months later of drug related cause

also one from my mom alone

>comes back home in switzerland
>some dude in the airport bumbs on her with the luggage cart
>she starts shouting at him
>realise it's Keenu Reeves but he apologises sincerely
>he was there to see his dying sister in a clinic

your head would be fucking huge too if you made it your life's work to expose psychic vampire pedophilic globalist

>I was at Bethel Woods early in the morning when that night was an Ashley Simpson concert. I ran into her just getting there and starting to set up. She asked if I was big fan getting there early for the best spot. I told her that no, I wasn't going and hated her music. She laughed and we chatted for about 5 minutes. She brought over some security guy and told him to let me backstage to meet up with her after the show. I interrupted with "I'm really not going' and she whispered "You should" in my ear. I legitimately hated her(and I suppose I had a girlfriend at the time) so I didn't go.

I believed your first post, but here and now you're going overboard with your imagination. Rein it in next time you attempt this and you'll have people believing you. A good effort, nevertheless.

rihana let a stupid fan grab her ass like that?

oh god

She ain't got no ass recently.

I played table tennis with Mumford and Sons after a concert of theirs. I was shittalking their skills from a ways away, one of them comes over to us I assume to say fuck off and invites us in. We were there almost 2 hours after the show in the back next to their busses.

I waited on the guy from swimming with sharks and pulp fiction, Brad. He had this look on his face like "I will fucking murder you if you ask if I speak english in what" so at the end when he said I did a great job I threw in a subtle "Sometimes I scare myself" from Broken Arrow. He didn't get it, faggot.

Recently I was at a Karaoke spot in NYC and Michael Cera was there. The person who invited us there told us he was there and to play it cool and not be assholes. Naturally I sang These Eyes and in the middle yelled out "JIMMY'S BROTHER! GET ON UP HERE!" He didn't but he started singing out pretty loudly.


I've met John Cusack several times to the point where he would recognize and know my name now. He's every bit the sad and depressed loser that he plays in every movie. My best friend's brother's roommate's girlfriend (yes, alll that) is a doctor for the stars. She met Cusack and he asked her out. She's adorable but oblivious to social norms and started hanging out with him, going to events and private dinners. One night we are all invited over for a dinner party, and Cusack is invited by her. While there she and her boyfriend announce they are getting engaged! Cusack had no idea she was with someone and thought they were dating. He gets up and leaves. Fast forward to the wedding, he is there sitting on the edge of the dance floor like a sad sack of shit with a whole bottle of champagne. I went and sat next to him and talked for a bit. A year or so later I was an extra in a movie he was in and we talked some more, he remembered me and asked if they had split up yet. I told him he was rich, just hire someone to kill him and he asked if I was offering.

She's trying hard to fill in the whore vacuum that Miley left after turning conservative

Yes and embarrassingly was star struck. I didn't know that's what star struck was, but dammit it happened.

It's all true, I don't have the imagination for this shit. If I was making it up I'd have met Jessica Alba or Anna Kendrick and actually hooked up.

I met Rob Gronkowski at a club in South Beach in March

You met a twink fuck boy?

did he slap your gf on the ass?

Lucky man! Yeah, every time I've had successful convos with a celeb it's when I've just played it cool and acted like a normal person. When I sperg out like with Nic Cage it never goes anywhere.

On the contrary, she's getting more and more of it.

I met Vincent Gallo in the Prague airport. He was wearing a hat and a scarf which almost hid his entire face, but I recognized him immediately. He looked at me and saw that I knew who he was and gave me a 'don't approach me' look. I wasn't planning to anyway, and I just nodded to him. He didn't nod back.

me on the left

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Nope. She gained stomach and lost ass.

Wow, you met the new Spider-Man? So lucky!

>I've met John Cusack several times to the point where he would recognize and know my name now. He's every bit the sad and depressed loser that he plays in every movie. My best friend's brother's roommate's girlfriend (yes, alll that) is a doctor for the stars. She met Cusack and he asked her out. She's adorable but oblivious to social norms and started hanging out with him, going to events and private dinners. One night we are all invited over for a dinner party, and Cusack is invited by her. While there she and her boyfriend announce they are getting engaged! Cusack had no idea she was with someone and thought they were dating. He gets up and leaves. Fast forward to the wedding, he is there sitting on the edge of the dance floor like a sad sack of shit with a whole bottle of champagne. I went and sat next to him and talked for a bit. A year or so later I was an extra in a movie he was in and we talked some more, he remembered me and asked if they had split up yet. I told him he was rich, just hire someone to kill him and he asked if I was offering.

this is fucking hilarious. Did you post this before? I seem to remember reading a similar story here on Sup Forums some time ago and laughing just as I am laughing now.

You're lying. We don't even see shit from that angle.

Nah, that'd be too obvious. You tried to be subtle with Ashlee Simpson, but you still went overboard. No matter, I know you'll do better next time.

Bro, please. Wake up and smell the coffee. Flat and wide now. Well, not really wide if you compare it to her waist.

Fuck me I thought I was the only one

Met Alton Brown after a show of his. He took a picture with us and talked to my girlfriend about diabetic baking.
Also met weird al in the same spot after a show of his. He was cool, stood out in the 40 weather in a Hawaiian shirt signing shit for at least an hour after the show. I asked if he was getting cold and he said, "nah, we just came from Canada so this is almost warm."
Also, to this day one of the best concerts I've ever been to.

That's just sad.
Loooks like she gained too much and it's now shapeless.

THICC lil MOMMA

Such a disgusting slut.

damn you really need some male vitality

Rihanna is one of the few female celebs who'd have no problem with that stuff, she's pretty open about sex.

me on the left

I've only met two celebrities: Bill Nye at a nanotechnology conference in 2006 and Jimmer Freddette (won national player of the year with BYU a fee years ago) because he grew up in the town next to where I grew up

For example?

Not him, but I did the same ass grab after a concert of her's . She just smiled and grabbed muh dick.

Of course, nothing ever came of it, it was more like a "Oh yeah? Watch me!" move.

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>rihana let a stupid fan grab her ass like that?
You should see other pics from that meetup, she's happy to do anything a fan asks

>he touched my butt and now I'm pregnant

You don't know what sex is, do you?

I think we're alone now part 2?

The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

She doens't really shy away with showing her body, for example you can see her nips in the Wild Thoughts video and Needed Me video (directed by Harmony Korine btw). Probably has to do with her Carribean mentality

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Everyone knows what happens when you pee in a girls butt, she gets pregnant

No, my point is that Rihanna isn't really prudish at all. Somebody grabbing her ass isn't something she would make a big deal about. Compare her to say, Emma Watson, who would be slapping that guy with serial rape charges before the camera flash went off.

would u share some pics?its kinda hot

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Well Rihanna is Carribean. Watson is a brit, so like the exact fucking opposite.

>buzzfeed

are these all the pics? pretty vanilla except 2 tit and ass grabs

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Yes! Once before probably in the last 6 months

Went to school with Liam Hemsworth and met Chris a few times.

I was 15 years old so I didn't really know how to approach him but I was with my mom at a grocery store in Italy and we met Mel Gibson when he was directing The Passion.
He's so short lol.

Alex looks pretty good

>Went to school with Liam Hemsworth

Of course you did.

I fucked a now blacked whore when she was 16
I guess I did something wrong

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

BJ Novak.

Does he a semi?

What's with the wedding ring? Picard wasn't married, this guy clearly doesn't take cosplay seriously.
It's probably a store bought uniform too, fucking pleb.

I went to Uni with Mel Lynskey. She was very shy.
When LOTR was filming I met Viggo Mortensen at the opening of his photo exhibit, and John Rhys Davies when he came into the bookshop I worked in. Very nice guys, had a good chat to both.
When Last Samurai was filming I had lunch at a a cafe next to Penelope Cruz and she politely asked for another chair. Seemed charming.
Billy Connolly sort of knew my dad so I met him several times, nice guy in his own surly and guarded way.
I met Tony Goldwyn and talked for a while with him but actually had no idea who he was. Also a nice guy.

literally a complete lie, when micheal cera wanted to slap her ass in this is the end she said he could only do it if she could really slap him in the face

I fucked Ke$ha almost a decade ago in Nashville at some mansion party. No one will believe me but I did. I also came in her ass and she didn't even shit it out afterwards.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Look at how miserable he looks.

My father is Christian Slater.

Laughed more than. I should have with the Avril pictures.

Doubt it

Must be all those beers she constantly drinks.

I've seen this one a few times before.

I spent a week on a ranch with Ed Harris and his family when I was a kid. I was so young that i wasn't really star-struck but I did recognize him because my dad had taken me to see Radio in theaters. He was really quiet but very friendly. I roasted marshmallows with him over a fire. Chill guy. I remember he mentioned that he wanted to make a western and a couple years later Appaloosa came out.

My big sis fucked Chris Evans. He gave her an std.

If you're tall and fit, going to a porn star convention is basically like guaranteed getting laid by a porn star. Most girls in porn actually are nymphomaniacs and they get off on the obsession men have for them.

me @carrie fisher funeral

Did you get the general gestalt from him?