Do girls really do this?

Do girls really do this?

>2011

PARTY ROCKERS IN DA HOUSE TONIGHR

Worst character in the show.

EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

CAUSE WE GON MAKE YOU MEEEM TONIGHT

AND WE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

Give pusy

What the fuck is she doing?

Search your feelings. You know it to be true

What is she doing exactly?

If you have a little pencil dick (Less than '6 and less than '4 girth) or you're not getting her in the mood then yeah.

Women like 2 types of sex depending on their state of mind
>The lovey dovey slow gentle, fuck me like i'm a princess in a movie
>Split my pussy you caveman, make me feel like a little girl getting fucked for the first time by a dude fresh out of jail

Do boys really do this?

>virgin detected
No woman ever wants type 1

explain please

Why didn't they went there? It would have been 10/10

Looks to me she want to preggers but don't want the process of making

After masturbating for too many years your dick will get desensitized and you won't be able to cum just from fugging bussy, since your dick is used to cumming from your hand

you can tell she's with a white guy lol

I've had to do that couple of times. It's almost impossible to pull off unless you really like her.

If you pick up a chick from tinder or a nightclub then you are correct however.

That's a dildo right?

lol niggers smell too bad to be near

Oh yes, the mighty bbc

>swn verbally abuse you after you disappoint her sexually
;_;

only when the guys dick is too small.

yes but only if its your older sister

So?

...

It doesn't even make sense if you've seen the show. They're not trying to get her pregnant, she's not into it, and he is an otherwise normal hipster. They're were trying to imply that he's bad in bed, leaving her unsatisfied, but instead came up with whatever the fuck that was.

>what are growers

Why the fuck are people so uneducated on sexual health?

Because she doesn't have a black eye?

My ex used to do this

But she'd inevitably cum in 35s and leave me wet and hard still.

I'd wait until she got up to clean off then go jerk off in her flipflops

Lucky

>Why the fuck are people so uneducated on sexual health?
It starts with R and ends with epublicans

Why are you making this political? I'd like to see facts not bias opinions and bait.

WASP/Religion/Republicans/White people

Basically like 75% of North America is a wasteland ridden with churches and crusty old white fucks which leads to problems like that.

>If you have a little pencil dick (Less than '6 and less than '4 girth)
5.5 inches and not girthy here.

LENGTH: I've slept with a lot of women and the length of my dick has only ever been an issue once. even with a dick of my size i have had it bump against several cervixes. some women love it, some don't. some like it a bit, some really want it. The combination of a woman with both a deep cervix and desire to have it pounded during sex is something i've only encountered once, and after the second or third time we had sex we knew it wasn't working and parted ways.

GIRTH: no way around it, girth is a plus. if like me you're not girthy and it's turning out to be a problem, just experiment a bit and find angles that work for both of you. Having said that, my sexual relationship with someone has never felt lesser or incomplete because of the girth of my penis.

Having said all this, you fucking nerds

>Why are you making this political?
Republicans end sex ed when they run things, stupid.

Stop please, I grew up in a Catholic community and went to Catholic school.

Sexual health education was actually adequate. Maybe its the more hardline Christians, I don't know though because I'm not American.

Also you both sound like Leddit commenters desu

He's talking about flyover evangelicals who are educated into creationism, most americans despise catholics so it's not really the same at all

Basically like all Americans are fat right. We're all racist and love guns too because the outliers are the ones that seem to correctly portray how the majority of the American culture actually is.

Who was she shagging in this scene? Haven't watched Skins in fucking ages

That's true actually, I should have realised what you mean considering all my American Irish and Italian relatives are catholics and democract votes. Also all highly educated.

>Do girls really do this?

Sometimes I think people who make these movies are literally autistic virgins. No woman ever does that during sex like "she cant feel anything and is bored" Women always act if sex is the MOST PAINFUL thing ever, moaning and grunting and rushing me to finish. No way she was taking a dick and had zero reaction.

...

>been out drinking all night
>get home at 6 in the morning with GF/ conquest for the night after you've smoked two packs of cigerattes and puked twice
>you're way more drunk than her
>get in bed
>half asleep you go "wanna do it?"
>she reluctantly says yes / throws you one to be nice
>climb on top of you and ride your sloppy whiskey dick for 5 minutes until you fall asleep / orgasm

it happens, sex isn't always this hot and steam experience, regardless of your dick sze

Catholic, eh?

I guess one would tend to learn more about general sexuality and health when as a child they had to after suck off their local priest.

this, ive never fucked a women who seemed to be enjoying it.

shut up dicklet

18% of the US population is rural you fat shit

That probably says more about you than it does women

>le pedo priests meme

based retard

he said they were in pain, his dick might actually be uncomfortably large

>do degenerated people do degenerated things?
golly gee, I don't know man.

8" x 6" whiteboi here, can confirm

damn, wtf brotha? this negro out here makin' us look bad af, smdh

You know when I posted my comment I expected this reply. It almost put me off writing it but whatever.

>No woman ever wants type 1

You got this from your extensive experience watching hardcore porn?

It's funny because the fat people in america ALWAYS come from single moms, minorities or kids with a cucked liberal dad. Every other normal kid plays a sport and doesn't eat sugar all day leading to a lack of obesity. Search your heart you know this to be true.

well Judd Apatow makes movies, so...yes.

badabum, badabased

not really, i have a seven-inch dick and work hard to please them and its always takes me forever to cum in a condom (I dont think ive ever actually cummed while wearing a condom), so stamina isnt an issue, women are just uppity cunts who are dead fish. anyways, sex is ive had sex with three women, and it was always awkward as fuck and they all rush me to finish and bark orders at me while we fuck, making me nervous and making me take longer to cum, Women act as if sex is the most painful experience for some reason. Also, even the hottest, cleanest girl starts to sweat and smell gross within a few minutes of initiating sex. Also, vagina is literally a meme, fucking a vagina literally is the exact same sensations as fucking my lubed had, except my hand doesnt rush me to finish and yell at me if I get an awkward position wrong

Shut up whore
Nobody cares

maybe?

No, because obviously there would be an argument within thirty seconds if she acted like that. People seem to think that sex is some special alternate dimension where everyone acts in ways that have no resemblance to social behavior. Fucking is like any kind of relating, only more so. Do you think you would be able to continue having sex with someone who conveyed this level of contempt and uninterest? Do you think it would even get to the point of get getting onto your dick, with that attitude?

>That first accidental wrong hole

Sure, you can explain the FIRST one away, but how does one cover for the second and third?

>tfw tiny pencil dick
>tfw I'll NEVER be able to satisfy a woman like God intended
Truly a fate worse than death. Jdimsa

You just need to find a woman who isn't a total cunt, man. You only fucked three so far, so there are others out there.

women can satisfy themselves with their fingers

Learn to eat pussy.

Use both hands.

???

Profit

Is this copypasta (it is now)

For you maybe it's not

*of her getting onto

>satisfy a woman
>God intended

It's a sin for a woman to experience pleasure

t. Mohammad

no women can ever respect a man that eats pussy.in her mind, he instantly becomes her cuck the moment he eats her out. its an inherently submissive action, like sucking dick. youre basically signaling to the girl you lpwant her so much youre willing to lick and kiss and suck on her stunky fuckhole where dozens of men have cummed

>and it was always awkward as fuck and they all rush me to finish and bark orders at me while we fuck
lmao I've fucked prostitutes like this. Didn't know normal girls did that.

just get her a bull, it's the same thing

How do I learn to fuck women like they're pieces of shit that don't deserve to fuck me? How do I find a girl that will let me fuck them like their literal garabage?

>Dozens

There's your problem. Stay away from sluts. They'll ALWAYS be a problem.

Most women get more powerful orgasms from their clits anyway, providing you can train yourself to eat pussy - which is mostly about tongue stamina and breath control - you'll be golden. The ideal sex for a woman is that you spend about 40 minutes licking her cunt and then she brings off your dick with her cunt in two minutes.

Your 100% wrong though it's how hard you wrap your hand around it dumbass.

lol, I don't even know what else to say to this type of threads.

anyways, you will always be that girl that bragged bout her sexual exploits to me

This. Also it causes throat cancer (look it up).

Anilingus is okay though.

Yeah I don't eat pussy any more. The girl I'm with can cum in about five minutes and then every two or three after that. Make it a dozen in the first half hour.

Yup.

A hour of pussy eating will wreck your mouth though.

Also look out for yeast infections. Oh boy.

This board is full of the DUMBEST fucking people.
You cum guzzlers make Sup Forums look like geniuses.
You could all die in a grease fire and it would be a waste of grease.
Fuck you.

Who the fuck are you even talking to dood

>There's your problem. Stay away from sluts. They'll ALWAYS be a problem.

I live in nyc. No fuckable girl in her 20's has had sex with less than few dozen men

Post tits or gtfo

black people can't be growers

Go younger.

his tulpa
bunch of slack jawed faggots in here

I am quite certain that atleast 80% of posts in this thread are ironic shitposting, maybe yours included.

The biggest element is physical fitness. If you have the physical strength and stamina to jackhammer, women who want to be jackhammered will gravitate to you. If you can't master a woman physically, they'll detect that too. What nobody tells you is that women only submit convincingly to men who *could* rape them if they wanted to. If you look like you're an even match for them in strength, or might even be overpowered by them, their submission will never be convincing to them or to you.

What does a vagina feel like?

a girl that gets triggered every time she is reminded she had sex.
don't even know wtf a tulpa is.

Bags of salt sand

Buy a fleshlight, fuck it for six months without washing it.

That's what your average vagina will smell and feel like, except it only costs you $50 or so once.

>being overpowered by a woman
>ever

But then I forget this faggot ass website is full of manlet stick figures that have mastered the art of fitting a bed post up their anuses.

Mayo jar