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good thread, good op, good edition

looking forward to posting with you, gentlemen

The chad wank: lets everyone know, posts pictures, hides nothing about his fetishes. Globally admired.

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I ain’t clicking that shit nigga

why has nobody used my superior edition desu

in for a penny

left a banana on the fit black girls desk at work hoping she’d get the hint i wanted her to suck me off but i got sacked for racism instead

if you could shag any female video game character who would it be

morrigan from dragon age for me

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>and then I came back from snapchatting Chad a picture of my tits in the loo and he'd left a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on my desk
>oh shit Stacy here he comes

oh, er hi user, I was just telling the girls about you're hilarious Madeleine McCann joke you told before!

Need a gf who likes being choked out

And this exactly why we're fucked as a country. This cap tipping, fawning idiocy to an unelected elite which absolutely ingrains the idea to never question the establishment, that by some miracle they know better, are more deserving or are special somehow.

I mean just look at this. A fully grown woman bending the knee to a mediocre actress because the cukoos egg is shooting his genetically suspect load up her crimson flue.

It's not only obscene it's insane. It's absolutely mental. The sheer lack of personal dignity. There's something seriously wrong with us as a country when we produce tens of thousands of people happy to bend the knee to anyone.

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getting braces at 28, feel it's a bit late but maybe I will have a good run in my 30s

would you lads? (shes 16)

There is no god but God. Muhammad is the messenger of God.

Your new Chief Happiness Officer sub-edition

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people like that want to be ruled over desu

pathetic lmao

>image
not a slag, but a thot
not impressed frankly

I just put a stick of pencil graphite down my ureter.

>The Syrian government gave instructions to all hospitals to receive as a priority any casualties among #Kurds due to Turkish "Olive Branch" military ops against #Afrin

BASED arab man

not racist, but I don't bow to niggers

we used to be even more in thrall to the Royals and we ruled half the world sweetie x

thought the last hospital was bombed???

hope everybody's wanked today

anyone remember that greentext where this guy got onto his m8's computer and found that he had only one song in his itunes library, in the end by linkin park, and it had like 20,000 plays?

then on dress down friday you put trackies on and she pokes your dick bulge with a pen and laughs and your mission to fuck her despite her bf goes a step further you people are nothin but teenage insercurity and you're blind to ti

Turkey NEEDS to be booted from NATO, regressive theocratic shithole

Bring Ataturk back from the grave desu

This. England is FINISHED.

Need to dig Cromwell up again but this time reanimate him

hmm

>because the cukoos egg is shooting his genetically suspect load up her crimson flue
poetry

reddit.com/r/britain

so /brit/
who really is /ourguy/?

grow up

"It's SLAVERY!" Ben Shapiro EVISCERATES Dumb Lefty On NHS

Morissey

milton keynes

happiest city in the UK

prince philip, the absolute madman

>we ruled half the world
>implying proletarian Brits ruled anything at the time and his ancestors didn't all die at like 32 years old from some shit they caught at the mine or killed by some indigenous rebellion at the other corner of the globe

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this but unironically

Chicken korma and a dr pepper please ranjat my man

good post

the prime london property market has cooled off lads

many schemes started a few years ago are now coming to market with thousands of units

Thomas More

Shaprio ANNIHILATES obamacare-leech at commie cancer hospice

i feel so powerless..so hopeless. but i keep going because its all i can do

who is this?

natalie westling

A FUCK NIGGER THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

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my lean costs more than your rent

yeah and I'll have some garlic mayo and sweet corn relish cheers bossman

poo hot dog

So close to Chad but just a bit too camp still

puttering at this

digging this new gimmick keep it up

the legal age gf

Power’s still out... dentists had to close. Feel like I’m living Tim’s life on a delay

Yo boss you forgot my pirri salt init

Wish I was that cat

based nonce poster

my curry has a human finger in it

>almost zero rates for years
>policies to prop up demand for property (help-to-buy/LISA, scrapping low end stamp duty) - all to bribe property owners into voting Tory

and it's cooling still.

Cannot wait for this bubble to burst once rates go up.

Tim's Life On Delay
Tim's Life On Delay
We Built It Together
But You Just Won't Stay

>exactly 60 seconds apart

Oswald Mosley

Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

they killed MJ because of this

poo!

the work gf sent me a selfie lads. she said she poked herself in the eye when she was putting her glasses on and wanted to know if she had a mark on her face

>227
uhh

oh sweatie xx

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>YOU DICKHEAD
>LOOK AT YOUR NOSE

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toilslags will spend half an hour non-stop talking about washing their hair

I wrote a poem lads. It's called "Love The Pub."

love the pub
love pints
love scampi fries
love fruit machines
love cheeky beermats
love classic rock on a jukebox
love putting 50p down on pool tables
love being called 'love' by middle-aged barmaids
love loud drunken banter with the lads
love unexpectedly seeing old and new mates
hate the smoking ban
hate old pubs closing forever
hate "new management"
hate cocktail bars
feel like pure shit just want her back x
simple as

build bridges not walls

>overweight girls spend huge amount of time/money/effort on their nails, clothes, hair etc.

Just lost weight lmao

loved the part about the barmaids

I have a mental image for every flag that posts on Sup Forums except for the British flag, it always draws up a blank
bizarre seeing as I post in this general quite a bit

the can of ham (70 st mary axe) has nearly topped out lads

that's more than i thought

were UK houses significantly undervalued in the past?

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lmao

prefer spoons desu

just clicked that shit, nigga

I want to get out of this cowardly country and be a US citizen....

this, someone in all asos brand clothing at low body fat with some muscle mass will look infinitely better than some fat slob in full designer shit

the 420 gf

love pints
love the pub
love scampi fries
love fruit machines
love cheeky beermats
love classic rock on a jukebox
love putting 50p down on pool tables
love being called 'love' by middle-aged barmaids
love unexpectedly seeing old and new mates
love loud drunken banter with the lads
hate old pubs closing forever
hate "new management"
hate the smoking ban
hate cocktail bars
feel like pure shit
just want her
back x

simple as

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thoughts?

>no brannigans

fucked it

want to get out this country and be a citizen of scotland

I am not clicking that crap nigger

you a little spoon or a big spoon?

scientists estimate that by 2050 all the songs that can be written will have been written

they don't need to, fat bitches can still find loads of men willing to fuck them. they love stuffing their fat faces.