/brit/

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>and then I came back from snapchatting Chad a picture of my tits in the loo and he'd left a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on my desk
>oh shit Stacy here he comes

oh, er hi user, I was just telling the girls about you're hilarious Madeleine McCann joke you told before!

Need a gf who likes being choked out

And this exactly why we're fucked as a country. This cap tipping, fawning idiocy to an unelected elite which absolutely ingrains the idea to never question the establishment, that by some miracle they know better, are more deserving or are special somehow.

I mean just look at this. A fully grown woman bending the knee to a mediocre actress because the cukoos egg is shooting his genetically suspect load up her crimson flue.

It's not only obscene it's insane. It's absolutely mental. The sheer lack of personal dignity. There's something seriously wrong with us as a country when we produce tens of thousands of people happy to bend the knee to anyone.

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getting braces at 28, feel it's a bit late but maybe I will have a good run in my 30s

would you lads? (shes 16)

There is no god but God. Muhammad is the messenger of God.

Your new Chief Happiness Officer sub-edition

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