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you arrive in the north east (2018)

FACT(right): Milton Keynes is the city of the future.

FEELINGS (wrong): Milton Keynes is shit.

Southampton is shit mate. Just an a few hours ago I was down the highstreet and had to walk past about 20 "homeless" people begging for money.

no horse shit everywhere, no flith, no rats and everyone is clean. that isnt the north today mate let along back before they could afford writing.

enjoy looking up local job sites (even though I've had a good secure job for several years now myself) just to see what the local NEETs who are probably more educated/qualified than me are desperately squabbling over in the meantime

will do likewise with the lettings sites once my mortgage approval comes through next week
>wrestling with your paki/syrian/african 'housemates' over who gets to wash themselves first in the weekly bath

fulfilling?

This lass won't talk to me unless I add her on 'chat
Gonna fucking snap her spine

good, she deserves it