ITT: celebrities that would always have your back in a bar fight

ITT: celebrities that would always have your back in a bar fight

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he's got nothing to lose

[spoilers]neither do i [/spoilers]

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Get stabbed in the neck and Vince Vaughn comes to your rescue. Talk about hollyWEIRD

He'd be the one starting it

/OurGuy/

This nigger to busy looking at porn and building computers to go to a bar,

fuck off terry crews is based

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You know Chief Kief would have your back, and could drink any person alive under the table.

>you will never join Mel in drunkenly screaming racist abuse at mud people and get in a fight and end up in jail

Why live?

Based Crews

He was a shitty NFL player, and he is a shitty actor
Trying to pander to reddit by yelling "PC MASTER RACE" makes him a fag

Pic related will join the guy that's fighting you

fuck off.

>You will never have based Chief Kief defend you doing his characeristic scream whispers.

Why keep on living bros.

shadilay

Pudding based.

> When Kiefer gets the call you need help

wow someones mad

>muh reddit
you wouldnt know he was active there unless you go there

FUCK OFF
praise crews
POWER BASED

think kanye would have your back?

>Sup Forums defending some loud nigger who has memed his way into a celebrity career

For shame, what has this board become

This is the only answer, although he'd probably punch me out for autistically quoting MGS

back back i got your back oh shit my latest albums crap crap i cant even rap aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

>hating old spice
FAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I think prerequisite to 'having someone's back' is 'giving a shit about someone other than yourself'

fuck off and bow down

>>hating old spice

It sure is radum isnt it?
*holds up spork*

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he loves taylor swift and beyonce though

>its popular and "random" therefore i hate it
How are you lot any different than reddit at this point?

>waaa i dont like thing stop like what i dont

hurts to get called out for exactly what you are huh?

He nailed you to a T. You should drink bleach.

But 100% weakness to Chuck Zito attacks

jesus this board is cringe and the most obsessed with reddit

u mad u still didnt get your /film/ board or something faggot?

sucker punched, twas bullshit

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Most likely. Mel "The Machinegun" Gibson would have me covered
He's the type of bitch to pick a fight with some poor soul at the bar and drag you into it.

For me, it's Colin Farrell

You know he's jumped into more than one pub fight

His jaw is made of the same stuff as the Terminator.

He'd have your back for sure but he'd end up dying like always.

> go on boy-o I'll take this beating.
> now which one of you cunts got a MasterCard. I don't take Visa.

Yeah well isn't that how he got that cut on his eyebrow

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Based Labeouf. My guy.

For me it's Tomy Hardy

The dynamic duo /OurGuys/

He got his ass beat by some fat hairy guy outside of a bar like 6 years ago, it's on YouTube.

Tom 'CAUGHT THE CUNT" Hardy

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>He'd have your back for sure but he'd end up dying like always.
pretty sure he's immortal irl. got stabbed or some shit and went back for another pint.

For me it's Floyd

GET THE FOOK OUT A 'ERE! YOU'LL DO NOOT'N

>implying he wouldn't call it in

Jason Statham

For me is the undying esscense of Stanley Kubrick.

>get mad at actor for using reddit
>only have said information because you browse/use reddit to begin with

I truly believe it

He'd try and succeed in stopping the fight before it started

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Absolutely legit.

Maybe not nowadays, but his son would probably too.

If anything I'd be the one fighitng that piece of shit attention whore.

bullshit, he'd be full pacifist
most definitely

i have an unreasonable fear that jason momoa will steal my girlfriend

He would back you up or verbally break down the guy trying to fight you until he is in tears

he'll probably mediate and end the fight instead

crowe would start a fight with you

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