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hm ah yes i will need 32gb of ram, an i9 throttled and 4x GTX titans and 1080s running so i can watch youtube videos and post on Sup Forums XDDD
cara
need tech support
I use
>Windows 7 Home Premium
>2009
>i5
>6GB RAM
Almost 10 years and everything runs fast and smooth as ever. Literally no need to spend thousands of pounds on shit
the poor are the enemy
you sound poor and jealous now lad
if you can afford it why no get top spec
Have an intense hated of fat people
bit peckish
i use
>Windows 10 Home
>2017
>i5
>8GB RAM
Only £300 mind you
how will I play my autism simulators without a good CPU?
my work PC has a last gen i3 and its so shitty
#
>ex dumps me
>good friend of mine and his gf who she knew see her at the store and dodge her
>try to work things out and see ex
>tell her my m8 saw her
>"why didn't they come and say hello"
apparently my good friends should approach my ex whom they don't even like and say hello after she went about dumping me in a total piece of shit way.
South Hams
there are no logical arguments against buying a MacBook right now
cor
>tfw earner AND Rent-seeker
hmm
Why aren't racing games popular anymore?
unironically went to caravan parks
£9.50 holiday from the sun in a haven in some seaside shithole
*hits the NOS injection on my i7*
i dont imagine any of you dimwitted plebs even come close to using all your CPUs power
any god-tier jawline man in?
are millie
t. dave
and yes btw there is. theres a 200% markup price for literally nothing
got liquid cooling in my laptop
have 9 euros in coins
what am I supposed to do with them
...
What city is this?
looks like a bloke
and what?
>waiting at bus stop
>ex walks by
>we make eye contact briefly
>she literally sprints away
willNE
what is she wearing
Ulaanbaatar
this is the only reason I will buy high performance laptop when I can afford it to go alongside my macbook air
Cannot WAIT to get back into autistic flight simulators
stay poor and jealous
enjoy your outdated plastic botnet
Some chinamen wanted a photo with me outside the convention centre in the middle there. They must have been tourists from the mainland.
is this a relative of david coulthard
unironically would
would vaporise my fist trying to spark these cunts out
the oldest film ive ever watched is from 1964
you?
Edit that registry
get those bevvies in
bag that food
the oldest film I've watched is the greatest story never told
Please stop shilling for Globalism. Nobody actually wants globalism except for finance and Jews. When I was a wee lad leftist used to protest WTO meetings. Now leftists shill for them. This is proof leftists are stupid, self loathing, soy boys/nu-males. Real men with real conviction and intelligence don't change their mind because some billionaire Jew tells him to.
Fucken cucks.
the one about that old cunts snow sledge
everyone's seen wizard of oz from 1939 silly
bit of a weird night lads
went to a Hell-themed party, got with this piff ting called Sam, but then i ditched him to hang out with one of my female besties
things got really personal really fast and all of a sudden she was telling me about all her darket secretz, like how her younger brother molested her and how she hates her own country (russia).
then we binged 4 Xavier Renegade Angel episodes and talked about deep shit and childhood traumas some more and then we platonically cuddled and i fell asleep in her bed
quite partial to Buster Keaton's The General meself
watched a documentary about dinosaurs once
>rich
>not rent seeker
>poor
>rent seeker
Why do I even expect this things to make sense?
all quiet on the western front 1930
*vroom voom*
rorke will ruin the thread in exactly 12 minutes
screaming
I think if I ever bump into my ex on a night out, her beta friend who is a total orbiter will try and start something to be the man. too bad he's like 5'7 lol
TOIL ON THE MORROW
whats next for her career?
I think it's just called Hong Kong Island
>XRA
good lad
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It's undeniably the best mobile Unix platform on the market.
Der Golem (1915)
were you molested too??
dont reply to it
on the waterfront is old and VERY GOOD!
nope, my childhood was totally fine
alri' shaggy hahaa
poonix
poonicks
pooknicks
he's bent so probably
probably not much now her cunt has been used up by fat sweaty 40 year old jewish executives
she might get some cable TV work but they will move onto the next young actress willing to get fucked to make it
v. jealous of him
henry we've all seen your face
>bit of a weird night lads
>blah blah blah blah blah blah
Do not give a shit mate
why? has he done something bad now? Haven't been here for a while. The last post of his I can remember is him posting his legs or something like that
that didn't happen nonceoid
bit of a weird night lads
had a few beers and then went for a curry
Feel like something really traumatic happened to me as a child that might explain why I'm such a disaster now. But I've taken loads of acid and scraped my unconscious mind clean, there's nothing repressed in there.
>"Hey, user. I heard you want strong jawed children."
Shame those hips will never been able to deliver the seed of a real man.
niggernix (bit far)
bumnix (bit tame)
pakinix (just right)
>the gay Romanian is jealous again
/brit/ is generally intolerant of insecure attention-seekers so please dont exacerbate his mental health difficulties by replying.
what?
Bit of a weird night lads
Restored the ottoman caliphate haha
ok sweetums
yes it did and you know it it happens to everyone in hollywood
have you not noticed her act over sexual for her young age which is usually a sign of being raped
used to be the beta orbiter
now women sprint away from me
I've come a long way lads
who the fuck is """"""""""he""""""""""?
She wanted you to chase her
the bent lad no clue where scoobt is lads hehe
bit of a weird night lads
the Dean of Oxford showed up at my door and begged me to come study there but i said no and shut the door in his snivelling face
you literally dont want to know. honestly.
Can't poo without music playing anymore. I'm a musical pooper. Last poop song linked below
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The Charlie Chaplin collection
do you think a bent furry wasn't molested? His dad probably made his dog fuck him
oxford bender is missing some cheekbones lol.
Some Like It Hot (1959)
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hes a furry now? What is this autism
have you ever met a bender who hasn't been shagged by their uncle?
Typical
swagnix you fucking dabsman
About me: Singaporean student studying in London, been here for 3 years.
Was walking to the Sainsburys near my place at about 8.30pm, through a small pathway by a school (its quite dark at night).
About 50m to the main road, a black guy about my height and bigger sized, came out of the shadows and threatened to stab me if i dont give him something. He had a hand behind his back, and threatened me aggressively. I told him "bro i got no money, you can take my cigarettes". He said no, and threatened to stab me again. (His hand was behind his back, but i couldnt be sure).
I decided to take my wallet out to show him that I really didnt have any cash on me, so I really couldnt give him any money even if I wanted to (Student pass and debit card in there).
At this point, seeing that I dont have any cash, he attempts to grab my wallet and make a run for it. I hold on to my wallet, and with my other shoulder slam into him as hard as I can (i made a snap decision that he probably didnt have a knife, so I was in no immediate danger of getting stabbed). This threw him off balance and into the wall, so I took a few steps backwards, gave him a loud "F*CK YOU" and walked as briskly as I could to the main road.
Upon failing to get anything from me, he also retreated back into the walkway. As i was getting out of the walkway, his friend (skinny white guy), who had been waiting at the end also came in, shouting for him, but i just walked right past him. I believe his friend was unaware that he had failed to get anything off me.
It is quite shocking that this could happen right next to a school. I have made a police report and will be having officers go through the area to deter any future lurkers in the area.
Stay safe everyone! This was a sobering lesson to always be on your guard, even in everyday activities. Really quite sobering to experience this when we rarely hear such cases in Singapore. Not going to take our safety back home for granted ever again!