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EVERYBODY IN EDITION

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fuck off pooftah

terrible thread
saludos

Koffietijd?!?

Nice!

>cats? i LOVE cats!!

>Coffee? I LOOOOOVE coffee xD

I don't tolerate intolerant people like you actually exist and it was a light to decent looking guy he's just socially and it turned out they loved by the cricket club

when will you get bored of posting this over and over and over in response to nothing and no one

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sue

>druggo

>when will you get bored of posting this over and over and over in response to nothing and no one

>when will you get bored of posting this over and over and over in response to nothing and no one

need to do this, thanks for reminding ,e

What if you had to download your food?

It's alright but it's honestly difficult to compare due to the sheer abundance of good and evil dead to me on Twitter before you start acting like a bunch of my all time favourite groups in the world then over population wouldn't be able to climb a cliff you fat yank

doing a NEET

Once had an intelligent, educated, introverted and well-mannered (if distant) gf.

She said she broke up because she didn't feel anything deeper, but I don't think she ever gave me a chance.

>mena
ded

Really made me stop and think about our current relationship with technology

those posts were worth making

then it would be a mega-BYTE lol :p

I like toil

German posters are some of the most interesting and memorable posters on this board

hope we ban drumpf desu
would be funny as fuck

I made her feel stuff deeper if you know what I mean haha

go for the self-conscious anxiety GF lads

JOHN “MAD JACK” MYTTON was Tory MP for Shrewsbury 1819-29, but lasted only 30 minutes in the Commons before getting bored & never returning.

He wasn’t exactly “conservative” in his outlook.

Born into a wealthy family in Shropshire he inherited the family seat aged just 2.

Expelled from Westminster School & then Harrow he was home-schooled after that by terrorised tutors.

Gaining a place in Cambridge, he arrived with 2,000 bottles of port.

He never graduated.

After a stint in the army he came into his inheritance aged in 21. This is where the fun began...

At 25 he decided to run for Parliament and secured his victory through open bribery - he dished out over 1,000 £10 notes to local voters - a small fortune in modern money.

The bribery worked & he was elected.

However Parliament was not to his taste. 30 minutes in the Commons was enough to quash his thirst and despite his “financial investment” he declined to stand at the following election.

So hunting, drinking & dares filled his time instead. He won a bet in 1826 in Leamington Spa when he rode his horse into the lobby of the Bedford Hotel, took it up the stairs, leaped off the balcony, rode through the busy restaurant & back out to the street through the window!

He was a mad keen hunter - but the excitement of it often overheated him so he’d be seen in full-charge stripped naked even in the middle of a winter. He was also said to have once fallen, cracked multiple ribs & then hopped back on his horse to finish the chase.

When one hunt was disturbed by a local tough-nut miner, angry words were exchanged & Mytton & the miner went 20 rounds in a bare knuckle fight. Mytton won.

When no foxes were to hand he’d lead his stable boys on rat hunts instead.

reminder that life is PRECIOUS despite the fact any dumb horny teenagers can create it
things WILL get better

AAAAAAAAJJJJ

love how jfs make our threads for us. absolutely cucked

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Think I might be able to get a qt macao gf in the eventual future lads
very excitied

anime

you arrive in cardiff

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wish id not got really coked up and made a tinder account people keep talking to me vbut i find it all super cringe

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the meal deal

>all jobs within an hour's commute are either runt feeder in the glue factory (night shift) or triple Phd 10+ years experience
nice one, really nice

miss the Japanese girl
never talked about politics

good luck

cum wank sex wank sex

See this is what I'm talking about
Canadian posters are the fucking best
You just wouldn't get these kind of quality posts from any other flag

australia is more british than britland

having a comfy afternoon listening to synthwave lads

I have taken my girlfriends:
Vaginal hymen breaking virginity
Anal virginity

What about you lads?

hey its the bender with his bender shoes. lovely heels hun x

What's the most /fa/ laptop and office chair lads

Don't want to be a sperg with a gaming laptop and gaming chair any more

anal virginity and blowjob virginity

i fucking love aussies u guys ar3e just like sun baked brits driven by heat into super bants mode

want to go outside and do something but there's nowhere to go and nothing to do

Made out with a girl from Tinder last night. Now my throat's sore.

Have spent 3 hours lying awake in bed

oh yes it's the weekend so the runts are about and all they're going to post about is sex

these boots are made for walking

try some ambient

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

sunday blues kicking in.

i think i have decent raf knowledge and when i did a mock interview the officer said i presented myself well, if theres an area that catches me out itll be whether i have enough Leadership Experience

Sex, sex!
Sex

atleast i will have a gf and eventually sex :^)

HE'S GOTTA GET A GOOK

Foxes & Rats apart, he was an animal lover. His favourite horse had free reign (pun fully intended) of his house - sleeping by the fire, and his favourite dogs were served champagne and steak daily. All up he had 2,000 dogs - some in the house livery, others in fancy dress.

All this time he was apparently knocking back 8 bottles of Port a day. He sadly killed one of his prize horses by getting it to match him drink for drink one night.

Despite all this he was appointed High-Sheriff of Shropshire in 1823 & became Mayor of Oswestry the next year.

Whilst riding a gig he asked his fellow passenger if they’d ever had an accident in a gig. In hearing the reply “no”, Mytton replied "What!! What a damn slow fellow you must have been all your life!" And then promptly ran the horse up a bank and flipped the carriage over.

Guests were brave to visit, one woke up to find Mytton’s bear had been slipped into their room during the night, & others were scared witless when Mytton disguised himself as a highwayman, waited for them to leave on their carriage and chased them for miles down the road.

Sadly for Mytten this crazy lifestyle caught up with him. His wife ran away 1830 & a year later he fled to Calais to avoid his creditors.

Earlier that year he stood again for Parliament - this time as a Whig - but came last out of 5. Perhaps the voters had cottoned-on.

But even on his escape to Calais things didn’t get less hectic. On his way he persuaded a beatiful woman he’d never met before to runaway with him, & while in Calais set fire to his shirt to see if it would stop his hiccups.

It did.

However, poor John Mytton returned to England & saw out his last days in a debtors prison dying of Delirium Tremens aged just 37.

If only he hadn’t found Parliament so dull.

Nerd
*Gives you a swirly*
*Sticks you in a locker*

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GOOK GETTER
GOOK GETTER

*starts walking*

Haven't had sex in approximately two years and two months

Funnily enough I've been working for that same length of time, but I think it's a coincidence.

as a great roman leader once said: toilicus on the morricus

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if you have anal sex you are just as mentally ill as benders

*walks towards you*

never had sex

Et toil, Brendan?

lmaoing @ flat earth nutcases on youtube lads

>u troll
>no u
>u hater
>no u

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this reminds me of a dream i had

the aristocracy has the royal family

the lower classes have the toil family

if turtle was 6'0 girls i would date him

did it involve bollock crushing?

who's more foolish, the flat earth nutcase who posts dumb videos on youtube, or the fool who watches his videos giving him ad revenue?

macao is chink not gook tyvm

always wanted to watch eraserhead but worried it'll be too arty for me

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toil cometh

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don't quite understand this toil gimmick. mind explaining it to me?

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this well-kept, confident Brendan is reserved from friday evenings only

Here you go. Enjoy.

nah it was some weird bender upside down dream akin to alice in druggo land

LOOK SHARP BOYS
TOIL ON THE MORROW

shut the fuck off brainlet boy

where the fuck do these socdem memes come from
reddit? 8ch? they definitely don't come from this website

Was about to take my underpants off put my condom on when the gf said 'no, sorry I'm too tired really and I have work tomorrow'. We got dressed, I drove her home and she dumped me one week later.

I let the issue go at the time, but I really should have pressed her on it. It really was the point at which I let the best relationship I've ever had die.

#lad
#banter

>socdem
>in my general
I don't bloody well think so.

dark souls is a really great game

Social democracy has never worked