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chill out

hope we ban drumpf from entering the country desu
would be funny as fuck

*walks into the room*
well lads, well lads
*stubs my toe on the table while walking*
AAAAAA YEWWWWWWWWOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps through the roof and into the stratosphere*

This but inquisition to be thus far more about their own minds up the chicken man in a good way too much better now

DOOOOM

methinks time for a wank

*dabs*

I say

Trapped in purgatory

A lifeless object, alive

Awaiting reprisal

good way to steal my gimmicks is to actually be funny and not 6 years late to the party you gigantic fucking hollowed out cretin

any liberalist man in

any man wanna buy some games?

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and who made the belt?

sue

Stop posting this actual rat

nice, left the edgelord book in too. need to see the wall though so your anime figures and katanas really shine through.

Death will be their acquiescence

got it from a local market

RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOD

Don't have any of that. But i have copies of private eye and a C++ book

luca i wanna up my fits as they have been lacking lately but slater deleted his videos so i cant use them for inspo

what do you recc for a dirty blonde anglo 6ft 4 slim build

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In the garden of Eden by I.Ron Butterfly

have never bought a physical copy of media in my life

*blood dopes*
*wins 20 grand slams*

wow such achievement

If she catch me cheating I will never tell her sorry.
If she catch me cheating I will never tell her sorry.

dress like this imo

desi thread on /s/ died lads, bit sad

Times up, white man

>If she catch me cheating I will never tell her sorry.
Excuse me mate, but just what do you think you're playing at?

jew

He doesn't though. Djok obviously does and Rafa's missed countless slams "due to injury" i.e serving roid bans but are lad Roger is clean and pure.

Wish I had a job where I could get up when I want, wear what I want, do what I want.

Bored of the 9-5 routine.

so depressed at toil I genuinely go and sit in the toilet for about 10 minutes every hour to get myself together

Bet they think I have IBS or something, nobody seems to question the fact I'm gone for so long

Lefties are so mental now that Germaine Greer sounds like a right wing nutter in comparison

Made a 30 minute playlist and it's only two songs haha xx

that man is ethnic - the look won't MATCH

usually just go for a walk
work on Darling Harbour so it's quite nice

lcd soundsystem or post-rock?

Who called in the fleet?

I want you (shes so heavy)
Inna gadda da vida (original)

>do what I want
That's called being NEET. The rest is simply working from home. You have to be able to motivate yourself though, or you slip into NEETdom.

healthcare is not a right

not me mate i don't even know what you're talking about

what fleet?

bought a girl back once and she said my flat looked like an Ikea showroom and 15 year olds bedroom

tbf you're tall and good looking it doesn't matter too much
cowboy look would look good

Fire all nurses

Just ate the silica packet. Run and tell that.

you are only allowed to post in this thread if you work in a call centre

95% people look like shit in whatever they wear. 5% overdo it and 5% have a fantastic fit that suits them and isn't over the top.

blow it out your ass

>youtube.com/watch?v=_iiOEQOtBlQ

me and toilberg during my annual performance review

>letting f*mToids know where you sleep
Hope you have your affairs in order

bittersweet

I work in retail banking which I am ready to debate is worse than a call centre

Absolutely love benzos

yaaaaaaaaasssss xx

yeah did the ol long-sleeve button undershirt w flannel half -buttoned over the top

big fan big fan of that

something isn't right here
where is mathsyank when you need him is he done with pre calculus yet

t. lad who will be posting about wanting to die in 3 months

"don't put your dick in crazy" goes without saying
all traps by definition crazy?

benzo literally became modern kids toy to show "i am so cool"

wouldn't want to have a virgin as a gf

Love this film

Alri queer eye for the straight guy cast member

why do I have this saved

it feels good n natural not being artificially sweet to girls ive realised

be stoic lads

>pre-set app based video interview

what kind of new hell is this?

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you have the fetish too

hahahah

one of those fucked me a few months ago

enjoy

>SUE? I LOOOOOOVE SUE!! xD

hahaaa

Rather ungrateful of her after you bought her some back.

hohooo

What's your dream lads?

Anakin is the father, isn't he?

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I want to do sex on a woman lads

That's a lot of Sues

>Advice - Dress appropriately for the interview

HOWLING

arr rook same

video interviews are only a possibility for quantum-normies
even hyper-normies find them extremely difficult and uncomfortable

See

is there any more cringe thing than waving own country's flag in outdoor music festival?

Reddit

leave your shirt unbuttoned king

Soy

Despite all my rage
I am still just a Rorke on min wage

Actually terrified of Skype calls/online video stuff. Would rather meet them in person

nothing wrong with that

Dunno but she looks right

yeah do, trust x

always people from really cringey nations too

>WE ARE COLOMBIAAAAAN

>be pretty tall and well built
>ripped to fuck
>large shoulders
>girls love my body
>lads at work always asking me how often I go to the gym and stuff when we're getting changed
>very rarely go the the gym

Genetics?

>9-5

Mate, I earn 30k and get like 200+ days off a year and also work with lads who get the same days off who earn 40k.

Oh yeah, and we didn't go to uni.

Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben
Wenn man klares Wasser will
Rosenrot oh Rosenrot
Tiefe Wasser sind nicht still

any more toilcore films?

>falling down
>office space
>fight club arguably

the more you look the less attractive they become. what an odd lot.

Interviews really aren't that difficult at all. Just go in there with the knowledge that when all is said and done, you're offering your labour in return for money. If they don't like you then that's their problem