You wake up in Chile during Pinochet's rule

You wake up in Chile during Pinochet's rule

i take the airplane home and live under Stroessner's rule

i'm gay

*anime jumps into helicopter about to drop female student into the sea*
"hands off, creep. this m'lady's with me"
*grab student and anime jump back to dry land*
*helicopter explodes in the background*
"no need to thank me, m'lady, I'm just doing my duty"
*teleports into pinochet's office*
"heh, seems like I'm gonna have to be the one to put you down. no hard feelings okay kiddo"
*pinochet flashes nazi pistol*
*teleport behind him*
"huh, where did he-"
*sheathe katana*
*pinochet's head drops to the floor*
*walk off into the sunset*

>wake up
>saw a bunch of leftist fag got beat up by junta
>smile
>go back to sleep

>*experience deep economic recession and wage stagnation*

Kill Pinochet

only acceptable answer

>try to kill Pinochet
>get caught by Presidential Guards in his palace
>get thrown off helicopter into sea

Literally Who

You should know.

I go back to Urugay to be ruled by another dictator

Right wing neolib who overthrew Chile's socialist government in a CIA coup

I go out and celebrate that some old fuck sold my country out to a bunch of American kikes to wage their economic experiments there

We literally don't learn about irrelevant third world shitholes or their banana dictators at school

thx

did u learned about the 6 trillions?

fake

>Try to kill pinochet like my aunt and his comrades did back in the days

"Milicos" burned our declaration of independence they deserve only the worse.

says Israel

>kike education

>milicos
what?

>everyone should waste their time learning about irrelevant poor people

lmao

Oh sorry. We should learn about the 6 gorillions, right?

i'll teach my kids to be pokémon

fascism is sooooo kewl guise right?
XDDDDDDDD

Help kill leftists

"private"

I get a job as a helicopter pilot.

>6 gorillions
literally who?

I do what many Chileans did and flee to Mexico

pinochet was hardly a fascist, just another cold war strongman

why is it always americans

Dictators are bad, communists are worse.

>Dictators are bad, communists are worse.

>unironically using the mutt meme on Sup Forums

This, it is funny how burgers don't know how blatantly corrupt and prone to purges pinochet's government was.