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smug dictators edition

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The chad lunch

i'm a virgin but DON'T tell anybody...

When you gundem the mandem

People will protest if Trump visits, yet nobody cared when Xi Jinpinggook visited

>Job Openings for Your Field
>Scotland (All) - 2
>North East - 1
>North West - 1
>Yorkshire - 3
>Midlands - 3
>South - 12
>London - 237

wanna do lots of LSD and that to explore my unconscious psyche but have no means of procuring it nor means of taking it because i flatshare with strangers and have no safe places where i can be with someone i trust (don't have any of those either)..

>assad
>dictator
he won the last election in 2016

>anti-usa elected presidents do FAKE elections!!! ITS A FACT!!!!

kys

>tfw radical centrist

just jump in a bin and take it, then explore

ah yes let's move all of the jobs to london where everything's a lot more expensive
BRILLIANT idea

Roger Federer has won 1/10th of all Grand Slam finals in the open era

love the radical middle to be fair

those are underdone you idiota

Diplo
HoP
Generalist
passed fsac for all 3

literally this.

to the runt saying i'm a psychologist, literally no, because there are hospitals and psychiatrists all across the country.

by contrast all the finance/economics/consultancy jobs are in the ol' smoke.

Men's Health: We're asking a lot of men, in light of the #MeToo movement, how men can grow in 2018.

Mayweather: The who?

MH: The #MeToo Movement. Women speaking out about sexual assault.

FM: When you say "me too" ... When somebody is like, "I got a Rolls Royce, I be like 'me too.'" When somebody say they got a private jet, I say, "Me too. I got two. Me too."

which one lads

alri

forgot pic

Mum's in a mood with me for no reason again

you called

there wasn't a presidential election in 2016
well done on outing yourself as a clueless cunt

darkweb
get a hotel room alone. you don't need a sitter. i've never had a trip sitter in 35+ trips.

procure it from the internet
do it in your bedroom

probably the purple haired basket case if i had to pick

When somebody say I'm a cotton picking shit smelling nigger I be like "me too"

Pretty amazing for the second best player of all time

would never do LSD in Britain, the weather and surroundings are so shite you'll just end up having a bad trip every time

>When somebody say I'm a cotton picking shit smelling nigger I be like "me too"

reckon i do need a sitter because i'm pretty prone to panick attacks (has happened when i was tripping as a younger pseudo-normie)

shut the fuck up

secret turtle girl tip: don't talk to women about zooey deschanel movies

Paki in Audi kills 6
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Paki in Audi kills 3
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Paki in Audi kills 3
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Should pakis be banned from the roads? Or is it a worthy risk because they often take other pakis to hell with them?

Spent a good 20 minutes wandering roubd M&S trying to work out which food would make me feel better

Ofc the answer is that no food will do that for me.

In any case, I left with blueberries, tortilla chips, sour cream and chive dip, a smoothie, a cheese & onion twist and a bakewell tart from the bakery.

Great, now the uni children are talking about their mong drugs. Guess I'll just watch office space

i probvably do far more drugs than anybody in /brit/ bvut i couldn't bve any further away from the sort of free spirit alternative type who wants to explore consciouness i want to snort mountains of coke and explore as many cunts as possible

Haha get a load of this edgy and hilarious lad

potato famine

stupid boy

couldnt if i wanted to. Think ive only seen one which was 500 days of summer and it was quite shit

good and accurate post

living in denial

yeah might wait for the summer.

i wish i could do it in the forest in the house where i grew up, i can imagine some very intense feels there.

but i doubt my 'rents would be best pleased with me if i did that (since i'd basically want to use our house as a base)

whats for dinner lads?

having some saliva and oxygen myself

haha

don't know how the fuck turtle isn't bent

just want to fucking give up sometimes
do not want to end up in the meat mincer that is London

explore yourself then cos you're the biggest cunt around

Love World War 2 me

You'll definitely get generalist at least then. Good luck m8. I'm happy with comms myself, it's a good job.

that's the big one
never mention it
their cunties will dry up there and then

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bye granddad x

Too easy.

Hello 'dit.

>Not naming that file 'bart simpson after his surgery'

gonna touch the ex's arse this week because i really want to touch an arse

LSD is a drug to do in the dark. Winter in the UK is one of the better times and places to do it because it's dark at 4pm.

high powered cars like audi's shouldn't be allowed on the road at all. no need for them.

the view

ah yeah i forgot. toil is another reason i can't really do lsd

because if something did happen, toilsberg would have me by the throat.

reckon this could be considered sexual assault

Vanilla Ensure with Vitamin Water

MePoo

anyone else start screaming randomly when they do LSD

I listen to Heavy Metal

'cide

Oh dear

love fannies me

...

feel the same way mate. London's terribly depressing.

Best option is find a pal to live with
2nd best option is to make friends with whoever you live with
3rd best option is to find a gf and live with her

whichever you do make sure you are saving money so you put yourself in the position to make an actual decision about where you want to live when the fun of drinking and socialising in London runs out

>high powered cars like audi's shouldn't be allowed on the road at all. no need for them.

BRAAAPPP

Hate aggressive asses like this

cokemong is such a massive mong

just done some LSD, going to try and enjoy myself before the screaming

grim

was listening to Eat Static on 400ug of acid and i saw universal consciousness

It's not so bad. I thought it would be worse than it actually is.

not if ur cheeky enuf like i am

noted. what do you mean by secret turtle girl by the way?

was a little bit funy on my tinder profile but the grils stil dont like ne

secret tip for talking to girls should have specified
500 days of summer has the whiff of virginity about it

what'd you put on there some good runtposts or something

toil on the morrow

haven't seen that jpg in a whlie

might do a cheeky 'cide

london is great

stop whining, you'll love it once you move there

honestly cannot fathom why a person would ever choose to start using trips on this website.

thought this girl in my uber was going to take my virinity
instead she jus asked if i have agf then wished me luck

...

be more aggressive
don't talk about virgin shit like uni, politics or toil

whats so great about it

you uncanny umberto

>t. man not living in London

subscribing to the uber gimmick

all the stuff oyu can't afford to do.

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do u want to do a cheeky doub' 'cide?

what's some hidden restaurant gems in london?

ahhh yes
went from feeling fine to suddenly feeling depressed enough to almost trigger a panic attack for no reason
i am a failure of a human being and shouldn't be here