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>After all I've done, the slants I friend, the niggers I've hung, and it's another white who did me in. What was it all for peter?

Truly a powerful moment. Rami is an artist

SPELL ICUP NI[B][B]A

>Hey Michelangelo, don't forget we're painting the kitchen with Jew blood later
Sherwin-Williams doesn't even carry that pigment, Raimi

>"Peter, microwave my harddrive"

What did Raimi mean by this?

it was a different time

>Hey [B]eter!
>Shot [B]y a white! Was I wrong?!
>Uncle [B]en from Spider-Man! He looked Italian!
>[B]less you son! LIKE FOR FREE HOLOCAUST!

>I think he was Italian

>It's over Pete, the kikes finally won. After all these years fighting for white supremacy, a fellow aryan brother kills me.
>No uncle Ben, don't say this!He was mexic-
>Stop it Peter...my old eyes never lied...just promise me one thing... if you ever find your aunt dating a black man make sure to burn the house with them inside. May is a whore and it won't take long until she seeks a new cock, i won't allow my sacred house being infested by niggers or gooks!
>*Peter starts crying* Alright uncle Ben, i shall keep defending the white race!
>ahhh good boy Pete...*uncle ben dies*


touching scene

>with great power comes great whitesponsibility

>Please, never use your powers. Not even to save my life

>oh bless you peter. I can die in peace. Take up my mantle and defend the white race.

>Bury me...at Nuremberg...with my father

>I don't care if that tornado will kill me, i need to rescue the dog, dont help me.

Why doesn't Sup Forums make a abridged version of Rami's Spider-Man since you guys made so much shit out of Baneposting?

>Black Lives Matter, Clark.

>Harry tells me you're quite the racist
>You know, I'm something of a klansman myself

What did Pa Kent mean by that?

You mean like a fandub of the movie with a new script?

Don't jinx this thread with your nationbuilding memeshit. Thanks.

>Remember Peter, with gas showers comes gas responsibiity

>You gave me my first erection in more than a decade, son. Please... touch it."

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*hanged

I unironically think "with white power comes great responsibility" is great line

>Stop my radioactive nephew

>This nigger, tyrone jamal? He deserved what happened. But just cause you can beat him up, doesn't mean you shouldn't enslave him. Remember, with white power comes the white mans burden

>Cliff Robertson died one day before the 10th anniversary of 9/11

Uncle Ben, MJ doesn't love. What should I do?

all memes aside, Raimi is the master of Spider-kino
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It was a different time.

Grab her by the Mary, full of grace.

I spend most of the time in Sup Forums

so when I come here by,it all looks so clean

>PETER, PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY

Such a great scene, feel so horrible for Uncle Ben.

>Tell your Aunt Eva I love her...
>Eva? Don't you mean Aunt May?
>Yes...yes of course that's what I meant

>Peter picks up the nearest brick
>proceeds to smash in Uncnle Ben's face
>attempting to cave in his skull
>Uncle Ben wails in pain
>it does not work
>Peter changes his mind
>Uncle Ben's face is a mangled mess
>only making slurping sounds
>he is picked up and dies 4 days later from shock

Don't worry. You'll cheer up in 10-15 minutes.

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kek

>I love it when a plan comes togeth-

>I read all your books about white supremacy.
>And you understood them?
>I wrote an essay on them.
>Impressive.

Sup Forums collabs either never get finished or become completely embarrassing two weeks after they're finished.

>"P-Peter...why is an ethnic group that makes up 2% of the U.S population make up 40% of the billionaires

Sup Forums__ has made some decent parody albums. The production values are quite good and the lyrics are pretty much what you'd expect

>all white family

Ugh, can we not? It's 2017.

With all the blacked and pedo threads, I've come to appreciate raimiposting. You are all doing God's work

have some more

someone post the man of spiders pasta or screecap

Jesus Christ

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>"Niggers and jews, Peter. Niggers and jews!"
What did uncle Ben mean by this?

anybody remember when did this meme got "semi-big" on Sup Forums? since the movie was a long ass time ago but i can't pin point when it started or getting posted more frequently

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Does anyone else remember that scene in Spider-Man 2 when Dr. Connors is giving a lecture to the class and he explains to Peter how 9/11 was an inside job because jet fuel can't melt steel beams?

>The stories aren't true? Who gives a fuck what you think, Parker? Let me give you a history lesson:
>De Nang, 1968. I was a cub reporter for the Stars and Stripes, and goddamn if I didn't have a dick hard for seeing some charbroiled gooks.
>problem was that we were in a so called "safe zone." So what I do, I snoop around a bit, find out the CO is a raging fucking hophead. I feed him some bullshit intel about the slope village up the hill being a VC trading post. Eager to keep the brass off his back, fucknuts calls a napalm strike right in the middle of a fucking Red Cross inoculation event.
>Kid, the next two hours earned me my pulitzer. I interviewed gook after babbling gook, liberal after crying liberal, and 40 years later I'm running the biggest fucking paper in Jew York City.
>The stories aren't true? Fuck you, you twinkletoed cocksucker, I'll MAKE them true!
>THIS FUCKING CITY DESERVED 9/11, GAS ALL THE KIKES NOW

I thought this was a superhero film?

It was dying for a while, but got revived with the new Spider-Man movie

Its all subjective. One man's hero is another man's Hitler

yeah but it was a different time

>You think the holocaust did not happen, man of spiders? Oh it did happen... just not how Jews tell it. The Jew say the Germans killed them all... but that is lie. In my homeland we knew what the Germans were doing... and we did our own extermination. I was barely a man grown and I was fixing the doors of Jewish houses... fixing them so they would stay closed while my brother set them ablaze. I can still remember the smell, the smell of cooking flesh and the sounds of feeble fists knocking on the door, trying to break it down. My brothers are all dead now... but I can still fix doors, and I will fix your door in time.

Does anyone have the one where peter tells aunt may what really happened to uncle ben?


>The gunshots keep killin' niggers dead
>And just like the kike whose nose is too big for his head
>Spics are eating lead
>Those gunshots are killin' niggers dead
>Fags keep fallin'

>So I just did me some shootin' with my gun
>And I said I didn't like the way liberals won
>All these civil laws
>My gunshots are killin' niggers dead
>Fags keep fallin'

>Because I'm free
>No jews worryin' me

>It won't be long
>'Till the holocaust welcomes me

>Gunshots keep killin' niggers dead
>Because the white race will soon rise proud once again
>What a day it'll be 'cause
>Der Übermensch will reign again
>We'll soon be free
>Because of Mr. Raimi...

Holy shit...

bump

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Underrated AF

>Does the white pride symbol

Uh, like, wow. What did he mean by this?

>I'll drive you there
>I need the exercise
Driving isn't exercise! I know its an amerifat movie, but still. Also why didn't Uncle Ben try to have a talk with Peter during the drive to the library?

For those who want to be part of this epic Sup Forums forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Sup Forums meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Sup Forums, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing

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>annoyed at memes meme

The WTC promo was rad as fuck

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>Coughlin's law: Don't serve niggers or kikes, they never tip
I know it was the 80's, but how did Tom Cruise's career not die after appearing in a racist film like this?

t. tranny

i still tear up just reading those lines, but his performance really elevated the material

I can't believe there's seriously so much confusion regarding this scene.

>What's your name, kid?
>The Human Holocaust.
>The Human Holocaust, that's it? That's the best you got?!
>Yeah!
>Come on, try naming yourself after something that actually happened!

At best you'd get a sort of Youtube Poop deal where some autist carefully recreates the dialouge by splicing microscopic sound clips together

Old people feel the need to drive places or else they feel trapped in their own home

Did he have a death wish?

Damn that was dark

this one was pretty fun youtube.com/watch?v=gG4fraTqZUs

underrated

Your boss's name is Fonzerelli-WHAT?!

underated

One "underrated" is worth a 100 (you)'s

get you facebook shit out of here

please do explain

I'm like that and I'm a 20yo neet

Fucking hell raimi

> Peter, remember the 6 gorillion that died! The shoah Peter!
> Hell Mr. Rabbi, I may be Spider-Man, but even I wouldn't spin that web of lies.

Whatever happened to streamcountry?

Its not facebook shit if you post it through 5-7 levels of irony

>I protected you in high school. Now I'm gonna fuck your pozzed little twink ass.

>Ooh Daddy

strange to see Peter open up about his sexuality here.

it was pretty much
>pray the gay away

Reminder that this man died over chocolate milk

knowyourmeme.com/memes/raimiposting

I guess there really IS crying over spilled milk.

Requesting the fuckhut one where Ben talks about being in Vietnam

>Raimiposting right next to Baneposting

Ah yes the only good 2 reasons i comeback to this shitty board every now and then

>calls a napalm strike right in the middle of a Red Cross inocculation

Holy crap lmao.

Reverse Raimi-posting can get you banned on Sup Forums