Be czech

[Anthony Gomez]

>be czech
>call a taxi
>end up in a porn

[Gavin Hall]

>be German
>take a piss
>end up in a porn

[Aiden Walker]

> be Japanese
> walk into a forest
> end up in a vlog

[Camden Rodriguez]

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[Jeremiah Baker]

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[Brayden Jackson]

>be French
>take a shit
>surrender to the turd

[Isaiah Baker]

Ha!

[Luke Nguyen]

>be German
>fuck your brain up watching porn
>get raped and robbed by a brown man

[Henry Rogers]

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[Evan Morgan]

>le old maymay