>be czech
>call a taxi
>end up in a porn
Be czech
Anthony Gomez
Gavin Hall
>be German
>take a piss
>end up in a porn
Aiden Walker
> be Japanese
> walk into a forest
> end up in a vlog
Camden Rodriguez
...
Jeremiah Baker
...
Brayden Jackson
>be French
>take a shit
>surrender to the turd
Isaiah Baker
Ha!
Luke Nguyen
>be German
>fuck your brain up watching porn
>get raped and robbed by a brown man
Henry Rogers
...
Evan Morgan
>le old maymay
Justin Brown
>be American
>walk outside
>nothing happens
Sebastian Perry
>nothing happens
because you've already been shot
Austin Bennett
>be american
>walk outside
>get shot
Andrew Howard
>nothing happens
getting shot has become such a daily occurrence that it has become an annoyance at worst
Jordan Watson
>americans
>walking
Evan Rivera
...
Thomas Clark
...
Joseph Evans
>be American
>post on Sup Forums
>get bullied
Isaiah Turner
...
William Jackson
>be Canadian
>Go to a pet house
>End up in porn
Daniel Watson
>be japanese
>end up in porn
Ian Edwards
Centralo-eastern germanics are the Alfather's gift to the white race
Eli Turner
Is okay Amerika, we here for you
Michael Wood
The inbred and the beast
Nolan Hughes
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