Would you watch a movie about M2K?

Would you watch a movie about M2K?

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No. His life story is the following:
>born
>autism
>botched circumcision
>plays games, get good
>win at games, people like you for winning and think your autism is amusing
>go to community collegecfor computer science, do nothing with education
>get catfished
Presumably, he will play video games for the rest of his life and that's it.

Doesn't some Swedish guy always win at the big tournaments? How cares about the runner ups??

no melee sucks

Catfished?

i always forget this kid has literally no manhood man it must suck

He reminds me of Refn.

Is it possible to beat lvl 9 Ganondorf CPU?

Maybe if you get really good as mewtwo

>e-celeb faggotry
>not even tangentially related to Sup Forums
You have to go back.

The smash brother documentary sums him up pretty well.

Suck a dick

Not an argument.

Will he finally win evo???????

I got dubs, fuck I need logic for

he doens't always win, it's more like him and 5 other guys who win all the tournaments

He got catfished? Did pictures of his non-cock leak?

Have they seriously fucked up his circumcision? lel

What's all this about M2K's dick? Never heard of it.

circumcision fucked up so he can't get hard anymore or some shit

Man, I still don't get how the US is the only developed country still doing that shit.

Neither has he

It makes dicks look cute faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=UIHppNp7ze0
>this was his reaction to the idea of someone whom he considered a friend dying, despite him never actually meeting or knowing this person because this person never existed
Shiet, imagine if a family member or a real friend died. Tear2King

"girl" online told him she had huntingtons disease
youtube.com/watch?v=XDV2mRA-eV8

yes
he says it makes him want to kill himself

Who's going to win evo?

Chu 3-0s Mango in GF

:(

smash shouldnt be at evo as it isnt a fucking fighting game you autismos

There is no place filled with as much autism and stench as the melee community
also they're all e-celeb dickriding faggots

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>Sakurai says it's not a fighting game
>Harada says it's not a fighting game
>FGC says it's not a fighting game
>gets included because McRibs is a greedy fuck who probably would include LoL if he could
>autistic smash babbies world wide claims it's now a fighting game
>while complaining their 8 minute sets are best of 3s like every other game

>stench
This. I went to some melee and yu gi oh tournaments as a kid and the stench was unreal.
yes, I was THAT kid who though he was good because he could beat every kid he knew

>There is no place filled with as much autism and stench as the melee community

Sup Forums

I was at a melee major once and the smell was surreal, also got sick for days afterwards. Never again

Fixed combo games are worse than melee.

No, but I'd watch a Chris Chan biopic in a hearbeat

>Fixed combo games
you wanna know how I know you don't play fighting games?

I usually make fun of Sup Forums but melee is probably one of the few communities that 's more autistic. Melee is friendlier, though.

There is one. I think it's on youtube.

>There is no place filled with as much autism and stench as the melee community
I would say MtG but it's mostly well of 30 somethings so they're tangentially better and generally less spergy
Generally

Is that why CynthiaBunnay was fucking guys for Amiibos?

lol m2k

Has he ever done a genuinely bad thing? He's a turboautist but completely innocent.

i want pictures of his dick NOW

No pictures AFAIK. Some prick who tried to scam him leaked conversations in which M2K mentioned it.

Why so upset?

how old is he? I have to know how that hairline happened.

>this whole thread

Like 28, but he's looked like that since forever.

he's had that since like 18

>started balding at 15
>poor eyesight
>short
>severe autism
>cock got cut off
Poor guy.

Oh cool dude. I enjoy the vids of Foldable Human.

>>severe autism
he's high functioning. if you think that's bad you haven't seen true autism

He's high functioning but still a severe case.
Mew2King is aware of all his flaws. Do people with classical autism realize they're fucked? Most people with down syndrome supposedly know they're retarded

Aspergers isn't officially a thing anymore but they used to make the distinction that people with aspergers suffered from their social problems, and those with autism either didn't care or notice

Anybody want to melee with me?

new documentary when?

>CynthiaBunnay
Who is this and what's the story behind this

there a difference between acknowledging youre retarded and being able to consciously grasp the things youre incapable of processing

its like asking if a blind person knows what theyre missing out on, of course they fucking dont, they cant comprehend what "seeing" is

The Rabbi didn't have a good dentist.

fucking neo-docu kids man

>*autistic rocking intensifies*

Don't bully him.
He just wants to be comfy.

I stopped paying attention to competitive melee once Ken left and Mango started gaining momentum

Around November samox said.

>m2k has no penis and can't fap
>m2k fapped under a blanket at some guy's house
WHAT IS IT

>muh sakurai says it's not a fighting game
Sakurai damn well know it's a fighting game he fucking made it that way.
He loved fighting game but wanted to make something a little different and he introduced plateform, shield as parry, DI, custom combos, percent and percent based knockback instead of life
What he meant by smash is not a fighting game is that he probably saw the horrible and stenched fg community and never wanted his game to be used like that.
Unfortunatly he fucked up and made too good of a game to pass
Then he purposefully reduced the speed of the game, your ability to gets combo (but let some crazy stupid infinite on the IC gg sakurai) and added a mechanic that would add randomness and kill competitiveness
From the design to the first game to the third you can see all prove that this is a fighting game
But hey, if you want I can take 4 wooden foot put a big wooden circle on it and then claim that it is not a table.
Then I'll rug the table so that thing cannot stand flat on it because i'm pissed people are still using it as a table but that shit still is a table

:(

it's surprisingly good

He lives down the street from me. Parents are nice.

He sued the p4k guy for slander so probably the second.

There is literally nothing interesting about Melee or the people who play it. Take the two most autistic fanbases on the planet, FGC and Smash, and combine them. Nothing tops it.

New documentary? Literally nothing has changed in 16 fucking years. These retards will keep playing the same 4 characters on the same stage and the same 2 people will continue to win. There's nothing to add.

>i couldn't learn how to wavedash so i quit

it has a great following in the rest of the world my man

who cares. it gets all the views;)