Laura Croft

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cutie

>inb4 Sup Forums gets worked up about the casting choice for the star of a movie that will be shit anyway, drawn from an IP that never had a snowball's chance in hell of producing a decent film

Not really

i cant wait to see this girl beating up men double her bodyweight!

fug u

i love her sausage arms.

It's Lara

You now remember The Venice level from Tomb Raider II

I rather watch laura southern

fpbp

Alicia is pure pleb filter

wow that image looks really bad. Her facial expression. gently holding her tummy. One hand on ledge. This whole image looks retarded.

Why do Ameriplebs pronounce Lara like Laura?

So THIS is the power of crossfit

>watching Vikander's performance will be like watching wallpaper dry.

>Laura

She looks way better in this than in that bikini pic.

>Laura
Reeeeeeèeeeeeeęeeeeeêeeeeeeeëeeeee

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Nathan Drake commits genocide in every Uncharted and doesn't get shot once. But, you know, keep getting butthurt about a chick sneaking around and shooting guys with a bow & arrow in the woods, you raging faggot.

pit whore

my gyno looks bigger than those mosquito bites lmao

You mean Lauren?

I remember it was fucking shit if thats what you were implying.

Degenerate Canadian whore.

HNNNNNGGG I fucking love long lean dancer bodies.

jew

you might be a faggot m8

lol I forgot Sup Forums likes fat chicks

Kek

Based Vikander

And boys.

>another failed video game movie
grrrrrrreat

pls don't bully skinny grills.

You know, I never understood why Fass is dating Vikander. But the past few days I finally understood. Monday a new girl started working next to me in the office, and shes a splitting image of Vikander, (I kid you not, the sam exact face and nose and hair and smile and everything, she could be her twin),and is also really really thin. Only difference is tht shes about 5'0. My dick has been DIAMOND for days now, and I spend half my workday thinking of ways to take videos of her incognito. She literally dangles her shoe all day, my dick is DIAMOND I cant take it anymore, I would literally kill every one of you faggots to fuck her one time. I finally understand, Based Fassbender was right. There is nothing like a petite brunette girl with a beautiful face.

Today I got up to get her a chair, and she mistakenly thought I was giving her my chair, so she sat in it, dangled her shoes for the first half hour of a meeting, then took of her shoes (shes not wearing socks) and sat barefoot cross-legged in my chair. I couldnt focus U could barely stop myself from getting on the floor and sniffing and kissing her feet. The fact that she put her bare naked feet on my chair makes me so horny desu, I bet she thinks Im a cuck for her now since I gave her my big chair and sat in a small chair

>that fat head
>that face
>womanlet
>those legs
lol

Skinny girls are best girls.

>I rather watch a coal burning slut.

why is Sup Forums filled with chubby chasers?

you idiot why would you give her your chair? Shes never gonna see you as a sexual being again, you might as well tell her youre gay in the hopes of being able to go lingerie shopping with he rone day

but it has oscar bait flavor of the month mystery meat European girl in it, it can't fail

>this is a "swedish" "woman" in 2017

He's dating Vikander because he's gay, dumb footfag.

because their mothers were unhealthy 40 year old human dumpsters with dried up eggs

Whatever happened to that big busted girls bullying itty bitties fad?

>BLACKED isn't porn kino

What are you, racist?

What the fuck are you on about Sup Forumseddit?

ask her out, user. You only live once

First wonder woman and now this?

They are trying to lower young boys test by preventing them from seeing big tits growing up.

>le strong independent woman flick#39915

she's awful

I want her to sit on my fucking face.

>nothing to add
Alright, you can fuck off now.

>5'0
>"DIAMONDS"
>footfat
holy KEK you have shit taste

Damn she is beautiful too. It literally should be considered a war crime to use women in your army.

Go virtue signal somewhere else, Ben.

You understand, when I tower over her and she smiles and speaks softly to me, i get a RAGING boner. She makes me feel like a man. Fucking her and dominating her in bed must be HEAVEN. Im unironically thinking of asking her out tomorrow

you DONT understand, I meant

I understand the height aspect, but 5'0 is way too short; Unless you're a super-manlet, like 5'5 or something, then sure I "get it".

>Im unironically thinking of asking her out tomorrow
Don't go too far if you do, "sexual harassment", HR and all that shit.

Make more shittier arguments.

>Don't go too far if you do, "sexual harassment", HR and all that shit.

She warmed up to me really quickly, keeps smiling at me, and got handsy with me today while I was showing her how to work the computer program.All the tells are there, I think she wants the D desu. Also, during lunch she came and sat with me and took some of my fries, a free lesson in life,if a girl touches and eats from food youve made,it means shes DTF

>Lara Croft is not white
>Lara Croft is not hot
>Lara Croft has no breasts

Already failed before it started.

Or she's buttering you up for false rape charges. Take care.

>tfw Chads

Normies leave

>swedes are not whire

t. amerimutt

>Sweden
>white

>he's never had a girl have the hots for him
user, I..

it's overrated, you've missed nothing

fy faen jag hatar svenska tjejer

degenererade jävla horor som bara ljuger och bedrar

svg er död är den inte min ven?

Remember the last time Sup Forums bitched about a female casting being “too skinny”?

Yeah it turned out to be true and the movie was awful.

>be stacy
>first day at work, no friends, dont know anyone at the office
>fat weirdo in the desk next to me keeps staring at me with a foolish grin for some reason
>hmm, maybe I could use him for computer stuff and smile at him and have him do my work
>LOL what a loser he gave me his own chair and went and sat in a small uncomfortable chair, I wonder how low this dweeb will go
>lunchtime, im hungry, but Im such a cheap and lazy roastie I dont pack my own lunch and dont want to buy food, hmmm why dont I take some of this fatass's food, Im doing him a favor desu
>all day texting Chad about how I want him to demolish my holes and cum in my mouth after ai go back home from this dull jon, absent-mindedley shoe dangling while imagining Chads cock deep inside me snd his cum filling my womb
>Hmmm, maybe fatass here could make a good dad for my future son, he seems kindhearted and foolish and nice, not like Chad who keeps ignoring me except for when he has an erection, i could probably use fatass as a Plan B and if all goes wrong, I could even accuse him of harassing me and take his higher-ranking job, it would be my word against his, snd hes a fat creep and Im a cute Stacy, of course they would believe me over him

Thats literally whats happening you idiot

such a horrible face.

lara was supposed to be the archetype of an attractive female and THAT's the best they could find? at least angelina was really cute at her prime

>not like Chad who keeps ignoring me except for when he has an erection

God this used to happen to me in HS, I was madly in love with this girl who friendzoned me, and she would unironicaly spend every waking second with me (exceot for when Chad was taking her out to lunch or fucking her) . Imagine, we were in the same class for 4 years and she was my next door neighbor, I literally couldnt escape her. She used to tease me about my crush on her and bully me psychlogically, all the while letting Chad buttfuck her even though she was having nervous breakdowns over the fact she kept catching him cheating on her. FFS, even when she told Chad ai like her, he was just like "yeah, user is a really cool guy"

>tfw Chad saw me as so little a threat he didnt mind Stacy being eith me almost 24/7

this

>he kept spending time with her
You fucked up.

I was obssessed user, I couldnt help it, at times I would go like a whole month ignoring her then go apologize to her repeatedly before she would accept to talk to me again, One time I unironically soent about 4 hours on AOL Instant Messenger saying sorry to her and she was just bashing and insulting me the whole time. The tragic thing is that alot of girls in my class actually liked, I unironically couldve fucked any of them, but I was so caught up in my pathological oneitis I would just ignore them

I was such a fucking idiot

sure thing she can hang herself in a cliff with those skelly lats

>then go apologize to her repeatedly before she would accept to talk to me again
You were indeed such a fucking idiot, but she was also a bitch. Hope things aren't going so hot for her.

Those hollywood faggots can't distinguish a hot woman from an ugly one. And now the SJW media will try to hype Vikander as a sex bomb, when she's actually kinda ugly.

>suddenly tears out of no where
Jesus.

TRIPS OF TRUTH

this is a skit, right?

based

Looking back, she wasnt a bad person, she was just taking advantage of what a weakling I was, kt was all my fault for grovelin at her feet.The last time we talked after graduating she was crying hysterically and hugging me and telling me "please dont go, you cant go i dont wnat you to go" (I was moving for college and she was staying for college) and making me promise to keep in touch, I didnt, Shes messaged me quite a few times in the past few years since then (id say about 6 times in the 8 years since we graduated) but Iv either ignored them or curtly responded each time. Anyways, it seems form her facebook shes doing alright, she has a job and a bf (different guy than the one in the first post) and goes on vacations etc.. Im the one who turned out a lonely freak with anxiety

>Im the one who turned out a lonely freak with anxiety
Better a lonely freak than with a mad woman.

>Laura

No hijab. Can't be Swedish.

i dont understand desu, to this day, i dont hate her, and if she was to appear out of nowhere to date me I would unironically drop anything and everyone for her. I dont understand the hold this girl has on me. I cant get angry at the past with her, deep inside I was really happy during that period wtf I dont understand what this is, some days I look back and think to myself that I was happier being a friend than I am now. Ironically last time we talked we made plans to meet up once I come back home (im back in my home state) but Ive been back for months and not contacted her even though she sent a msg three months ago asking if im still coming back

>Scandinavian girls who are not blonde amazons
Why is this allowed? she looks latin american ffs
>Height 1.66
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, how is she Swedish?

According to you.

>looks latin american
she wishes. that face would be like a 3/10 in latin america

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I take it you never been near a latin american in your entire life.

She's (((swedish)))
>not knowing about the bilderberg family

>ywn be her ashtray

Why even live

Jesus fuck she's disgusting

goddamn she is ugly

fucking 9head