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>discover the existence of SNH48
Why do this to me lads?
What a Chad.
absolute shite music
>not liking trashy pop music
WHY YOU WANT TO DESTROY INDIA?!
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Is this cultural appropriation?
Reminder that if China WINS then this is what will happen to us.
Is it a privilege of the white man to feel above all this geo-political larping? Or should it just be called not being autistic?
DECADE in China
TWO wives
ZERO friends
ZERO children
what's his endgame? father at 50?
>y-yeah son nice you graduated highschool stay aweso-*dies*
not even a family network to back him up.
sasha's family basically disowned her for being a husband cheating divorcing whore with a sexpat husband.
his life is in SHAMBLES and now his only companion has pissed off back to America with his wife.
pic of his first wife?
idk check his channel she was "beergirl" and he filmed their godawful wedding
I don't like to take part in this autism but I must ask, how come did he not manage to make any friends?
I feel like you'd pick up a few from work, neighbours etc.
>Two wives
>Zero children
This just proves he's a chad tho
He kinda sucks at intergrating. He doesn't speak chinese well and just hangs out with other whites.
>He doesn't speak chinese well
How long has he lived there? I mean, you'd think his wife would encourage him to learn it somewhat.
I mean, if I had a Chinese wife. I'd probably push her to learn a little English.
Me on the left
Finally started growing some decent facial hair, only issue is I look like Ryan Gosling in that film where he has a sexdoll
>How long has he lived there?
10 years
>you'd think his wife would encourage him to learn it somewhat.
She speaks "fluent" English
sexpatza got a perfect wife
i have a ryan gosling beard but a chink girl told me i look better shaved :(
How old is Serpentza?
you'd think him being an english teacher would help with his wife's english as well but i guess it just lets him get a stoke on when she talks to him in her chinglish and he doesn't help her for fetish reasons
I just don't get it. I have dreamed of being truly fluent in another language for years, and have always felt robbed that Anglo-societies don't push this nearly hard enough.
If I lived in another country, I'd try constantly to master the language and fit in.
They make asian dolls now too
Late 30s
We joke about Sasha's English in /sino/ but she's pretty much fluent in English.
Her pronunciation isn't going to get any better because that's just what Chinese sound like when they speak English.
well now who would have guessed the cuban reappears as the japanese goes to sleep
he doesnt work
Imagine not having friends, crazy huh hahaha. Being here on Sup Forums it's impossible for me to imagine what this feels like hahaha
>whale cum to anoda wiideo
Lel serpentza has his own Wikipedia article (and he is 37), imagine approaching your 40s and doing Youtube videos for a living. That's pathetic
implying you wouldn't trade lives with him in a heartbeat
I'm sure he said that Sasha was 27. Damn 10 years older.
>that's just what Chinese sound like when they speak English.
Yeah, she is clearly limited by which phonemes she learnt as an infant, the only place she can really go is to develop vocabulary. In English, that is basically an endless endeavour.
What visa type is he on then?
¿Que opinan ustedes del país glorioso que se llama la China? ¿Y que opinan del país gloriosos del caribe, cuba?
He's on spouse visa
shes 37
wuh?!?! fucking chinks don't age
lmao i bet your ass he put that shit on this site himself
no olvides Japón, compa.
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hes going to be deported
How long until you move to Taiwan, Игop?
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Pretty much all my co-workers have chink wives, except one obese fat ass from the South. But even he somehow managed to get a cute/OKish chink gf. Oh lordy, there are gonna be a lot of Eliots in the future. Maybe this was peru’s intention all along.
As for me, I might’ve missed the boat. They met these chinks years ago when China was still poor I believe. I’ll have resort to getting a dink wife that looks chinese from a village outside of Hanoi or some shit. Ah well. At least she’ll be hot
I am surprised that China has a strong enough spouse visa to support those who do not work.
>guangdong girls are beaut-
No pienso nada sobre cuba
check asian gilfs
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She looks homely enough
yes they are
Asian girls stay cute forever confirmed
I said in the last thread that unless the government annul his marriage he can't get deported. As long as he remains married he can renew his visa constantly.
Has he always had JUST hair?
never in my life would i have guessed vivi is younger than sasha
cute little simian
sasha looks pretty beat up
at mcd’s for brekky
see a hot chink slut with a total scrub ass nong fat chink in sweat pants, dirty sneakers, dick head haircut, etc. just pure nong. there’s no way he’s rich. wtf
As a white man in China you must remember to not marry literally the first Chinese girl that pays attention to you.
China's spousal visa literally bans you from working.
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>telling NEETs on Sup Forums not to fall madly in love with the first girl who doesn't run away from them
Good luck with that
isnt that Vivi Wu Kong?
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I think its like the Indonesian visa that my gone-native friend was talking about.
62%
6+2 = 8
Chinks sure do love that number.
betcha they didn't think of PATREONS when they made this rule
it's Guangdong's finest
Japan is magic
Tokyo is a bit shit desu. Much preferred Sapporo myself.
when’s c-cuck gonna post up her monkey soles for views
>You have to prepare a hong1 bao4
A what?
Q1 Visa doesn't allow you to work in China
gay ass niBBa never even replied to my comment
喜欢汉服
Obviously not related to China but to relate to the spouse visa thing
>I move to Indonesia with my parents
>Meet a fellow Briton who has been there for a while
>He barely knows Bahasa, no interest in learning. Personally I learn it quite a bit (but I was only there for 5 months or so)
>Suddenly he meets a girl, she is dominating (like a lot of Indonesian women desu)
>slowly turns him native, he basically become an Indonesian. Starts dressing like them, only wearing flip-flops or barefoot. Gets a tan.
>learns Bahasa very well, only ever speaks it with her. Speaks it so much with her, that his English gets worse (he is a native speaker keep in mind)
>She basically forces him to break contact with the English word, she hates him speaking English (she doesn't)
>Last time I spoke to him, he spoke with a slight Indonesian accent and had converted to Islam. He marries her soon.
Only problem is that the Indonesian Spouse Visa doesn't let him work. No idea what he is going to do as he doesn't really have a way of getting a job there.
damn he is basically a sex slave
There's being a good expat and then there's being a cuck. This guy is the latter.
He seems pretty happy desu. Its just odd to see a native speaker suffer language attrition to such a degree.
因为他们去过中国
More like they have seen the Chinese in the West.
disgusting cuck chink apologist
Getting a Chinese permanent residency permit (First step to getting citizenship) via marriage:
>Be married to a Chinese citizen
>Live in China for 5 years
>Be married for 5 years
>Prove you have a stable income
Is this Winston's end game? The CCP probably thought they were clever when they thought that up "We'll say they have to have a stable income but ban them from working 哈哈". Not realising about youtube money.
>didn’t match with the smelly foot’d princess on tantan
How do they define "working" anyway. Maybe countries would see what he does as working.
yet he makes more money than most of the other youtubers combined
I don't see c-cuck or winston with an office in shanghai
Stop posting pictures of my girlfriend
because he's a first grade ccp bootlicker
Does he? His videos are in Chinese and Chinese don't have access to youtube, so who's his audience?
The Chinese authorities are well aware of what Winston does, but they appear to have no issues with it.
At least you got dubs ;)
mixed experiences today at the brothel.
Try stopping being a degenerate.
Autist at the brothel
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Did one of the ladyboys slip it in?
>so who's his audience?
He is e-famous on billibilli, he just mirrors certain videos on youtube
chink sites like that pay a lot more through ad revenue
>Not a loser SEXPAT
>Can actually read and write chinese
>So he must be bootlicker
Going to play some more badminton hopefully I won't get humiliated. See you sexpats later
All straight foreigners in China are sexpats, just embrace it.
>implying the gays aren't even bigger manwhores