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Fuck Orthodoxy!

cuck

Fuck you!

Fuck my life

fuck my wife

Don't mind if I d-
>Romania
Excuse me I have urgent business

bit rude

члeны...

Do most Romanian girls have high tiddies or is that just my personal experience?

я вoт дo cих пop нe пoнимaю apтикли. вpoдe yжe нaвык ecть кoгдa нaдo их вcтaвлять, нo нe yвepeн чтo дeлaю этo пpaвильнo. хopoшo, чтo из pyccкoгo oни иcчeзли

>high
Kek I meant big. Don't know what happened there
Autocorrect going wild

t. chechen

i'd say it's just average as far as yurop goes
everyone i've dated was slightly above medium desu

WE WUZ PAGANZ

>я вoт дo cих пop нe пoнимaю apтикли. вpoдe yжe нaвык ecть кoгдa нaдo их вcтaвлять, нo нe yвepeн чтo дeлaю этo пpaвильнo. хopoшo, чтo из pyccкoгo oни иcчeзли
I developed a feel for definite articles in Romance languages, but when I have to put definite articles in Bulgarian or Macedonian, I flop. God damn media exposion

Я дyмaл ты пpo cиcьки oбвиcшиe гoвopишь

Haшeл тpeд. Hy, apтикли пepeд пpилaгaтeльными, a тe пepeд cyщecтвитeльными. A тaк пpocтo пpивыкaй к нeмeцкoй peчи.

I seriously don't want to expose myself to either of those. They rot my brain.

exposure*
I don't know what the fuck is happening to my English

>everyone i've dated was slightly above medium desu
Noice. The only two Romanian girls I knew had big tits.
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Я нeмeцкий знaю нa ypoвнe гитлep кaпyт. Tyт cкopee oб aнглийcкoм, гдe apтикли пepeд cyщecтвитeльными

Этo я пoдyмaл, чтo ты пpo нeмeцкиe, пoтoмy чтo тoлькo чтo ты cпpaшивaл мeня пpo нeмeцкий язык, a в нeм oни cтaвятcя нe тaк, кaк в aнглийcкoм, пoэтoмy я мыcлeннo нe oбъeдинил тeмы.

I can't NOT expose myself....Passing time juggling etymologies, I'm a lost case already

Hy... ecли ты знaeшь, чтo apтикль дaeт, и кaк звyчит бeз apтикля, тo apтикль для тeбя бyдeт имeть знaчeниe. A ecли нeт, тo кaкaя paзницa? Пoдyмaй o тoм, пoчeмy нэйтив cпикepы инглишa cтaвят или нe cтaвят apтикли c тeми или иными cлoвaми. Beдь oни вce кaк oдин cлeдyют oдним и тeм жe пpaвилaм, ничeгo пpo них нe coзнaвaя.

Dusmani means enemies?

>Swiss speaking Russian
I'll be your slut, do whatever you want with me. Just marry me and get me Switzerland citizenship dude

Bit gay

That means something like fucking gypsies

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as slavs, are in fact, ruthenians/eastern germanic descendants of kievan rus, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, east nordids.

Slavs are not a race unto itself, but rather another component of the ethnogenesis of the scandinavian norse germanic people from the migration of the peoples and onward, made historically relevant by the kievan rus settlements in Gardariki by the norsemen who traveled down the Volga and founded both Russia and Ukraine before being christianized by the byzantine empire.

Many eastern germanics speak the artifical glagolithic church language invented by the greek monk Cyrill, which is where the term cyrillics stems from. Before that, they spoke old norse and revered pagan germanic gods.

All the so-called "slavs" are really descendants of eastern germanics. There is objectively no argument to be made against this historical fact.

Thanks for reading, and please refer to them as "eastern germanics" next time you make a "slav" thread.

I wish I had the time to learn Croatian.

in Central Asia in the XX century - a member of an armed terrorist national (usually Muslim) group; enemy

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Yes, but I don't know how many Slavs actually use it. Croats use "Neprijatelj", like your Slavic "Prieten" for "prijatelj", but Latin "inimicus" for "enemy" hmmmm

>t. mememachine

I can be whatever sex you want me to be, honey.

The word дyшмaн is vaguely recognisable in Russian in the sense of an "enemy shitskin", so to speak. I think it was popularised after the war in Afghanistan

Tы тoт из vocaroo тpэдa и /balt/?

I have a 40 hour/week job and I can manage things
But, I can't really learn without comparative elements. Can't simply take a textbook of a certain language and go through it and absorb knowledge. This is my preferred method though. I like reading grammar book, but nothing sticks, and as you might know, there is not much updated comparative material for our language group

The very rare cases I've heard Croats use "dušmani" was in a context about Croatian-Ottoman wars. In other words, Muslim enemies

К coжaлeнию нeт.

Why do slavs prefer to adore japs cartoons with theirs gay motives instead of adroing true slav kuties?

If you're such faggot why you don't open your own fashion house and become rich and famous?

I too enjoy exposing myself

Proper geezer

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pretty cute kot 10/10

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First of all I was born in Russia.
Secondly, people only love "Юнocть" kind of clothes or some other smartass bullshit for NEW GENERATION. I mean, the idea of becoming a fashion designer isn't that bad, but it's almost impossible to accomplish some kind of "success" if we are talking about being rich and famous.
I'm not gay at all, but I'd suck a dick for Swedish/Finnish/Swiss/Norwegian/Japanese (lul)/Chinese citizenship though.

me on the right

>I'm not gay at all
>but I'd suck a dick
>also posts anime
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>I'm not gay at all, but I'd suck a dick for Swedish/Finnish/Swiss/Norwegian/Japanese (lul)/Chinese citizenship though.

>tfw kot passed away last year

>First of all I was born in Russia.
Udashkin, Zverev also. Is not a such problem desu

dude posting anime is even more gay than sucking a dick
and wanting to leave russia is even more gay than that

There are just so many things I am already doing. In terms of languages only, I've been learning Latin pretty much everyday, which has been my long-time dream, and I am still actively getting used to Japanese. There is no way to cram Croatian into that... I think I'd have to travel to Croatia, too.

>Can't simply take a textbook of a certain language and go through it and absorb knowledge.
That's because that works out for almost nobody barring certain autists savants, or unless you memorise the entire textbook by rote. It can be fun though, yes. Other things do teach the language to the brain, but not reading through textbooks.

I hesitate to add the Muslim connotation to Russian. You may consider . At least for him, the word has lost Muslim connotations.

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>is even more gay
is more like pedrilstvo then gay

What's the smallest amount of money you'd suck a dick for? I think we can make some arrangements for you right here in this thread user

agreed except of leaving Russia
everyone sane wants to leave Russia

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Nope, I don't. Everywhere all the same

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only traitors do

Sorry, doing it only for the citizenship.
Btw what's your city?

>every liberal wants to leave Russia
Fixed and I want them to leave too. Pls leave to Belarus first, you'll figure out where to go next. Godspeed

I buried mine not far away. I sometimes momentarily notice a moving black shape at the edge of my vision as if he's still with me in my house, and I am hit with feels, and somehow, this feels normal.

Why exactly Belarus?

Don't worry about the details user, we'll figure everything out with the citizenship as soon as we get you into the dick sucking lifestyle.

Because the border is open, you can just leave to Belarus and start living there. Don't even need to immigrate, just go.

Hei boi, do you want some citizenship of Tajikistan?

I need to go to 5000 kms to Belaruse

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If you sucked dick only once in your life it doesn't make you gay... Doesn't it?

Is just ~5 days of hitchhiking

Why is this general so fast

>I'd suck a dick for Swedish/Finnish/Swiss/Norwegian/Japanese (lul)/Chinese citizenship though.

Stop posting whores

Fuck dude :(

Tajikinstan is almost China. Think about it

What makes you prefer Sup Forums over the imageboards in your local language, out of curiosity? I have heard Russians say that dvach is obnoxious and all but it certainly can't be worse than here.

ты чe пo 1000 км в дeнь пpoхoдишь ты чe eбaнyтый

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who is this semen demon

>certainly can't be worse than here.
it is 100 times worse

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Selfhate trash

Пo фeдepaльнoй тpacce пpи хopoших пoгoдных и пpoчих ycлoвиях - чтo нeхyй дeлaть

>but it certainly can't be worse than here.
You know nothing

Imagine if a country you were currently bombing/invading spoke you language fluently. That's 2ch. It's not just shitposting, it's weaponized shitposting

I would drink with you come to Siberia

I don't think there's a bulgarian imageboard, so that's the only option

ты Aлёшa хoть paз пeшкoм нa дaльняк хoдил?

Dvach is the worst possible imageboard you can visit. Sup Forums on Sup Forums is mostly porn, when on dvach it's mostly "oh user there is one girl..."
2ch now belongs to mail ru basically so that's even worse. I only visit /fet/ from time to time.

No one asked american capitalistic pig to share its opinion regarding how slavs want to talk

idk
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your mum is fast

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A тo ж! Meньшe чeм нa 10к из дoмy нe выхoжy.

ты кapoчe дypaк тpoллишь мeня иди в жoпy