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woof haha edition

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mentally ill

Smelly paki bastard, you know who.

*nuzzles up to you and wags tail*

Everything is discussed openly in /gsg/ and every /gsg/ user claims the right to have an opinion on any and all questions. One is Catholic, the other Protestant, one a shitposter, the other a serious poster, a blobber, a socialist, a democrat, a fascist. There is nothing dishonorable about choosing one side or the other of a question. Discussions happen in public and where matters are unclear or confused one settles it by argument and counter argument. But there is one problem that is not discussed publicly, one that it is delicate even to mention: the Grandi question. It is taboo in our thread.

Grandi is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a redditor, SJW, leftist, kike, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Grandi and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

One cannot defend himself against Grandi. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.

Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the liar, the steamgroup, discord. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what Grandi wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what Grandi really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought Grandi. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of his nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions:

1. One cannot fight Grandi by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the thread or he will forever corrupt it.
2. One cannot discuss the HPM question with Grandifa.

wassup my fans.....ireland moddermanbro here...............im irish.......n proud..........i got ......a new mod comin out..........after the success of vicktoria 2: steampunk zombiez parkour...im now releasing...................eu4:...steampunk roman empire edition.........europe is divided into 3 nations.....the steampunk romans...who are living cog people....the germanians....who can form prussia and upgrade their weaponary.....and ancient steampunk egypt...who have the power of steampunk parkour and they have top hats.....................................................steambonk.....
ireland modderman bro out............>_> ..........

find it a bit sad to think that as the postwar generation dies off we're going to lose all our old people obsessed with making sure you're well fed and have drank as much tea as your body can take.

doubly because while it first seems like a cultural thing, you soon realise it had a serious material basis behind it - i.e. it's not that they didn't pass manners onto their children, but that they were the last western generation to grow up with serious and widespread food scarcity, and so there's a dual desire to keep family well fed, and to show a bit of social status by offering as much food as possible. (see this WW2 film made for yanks in Britain, there's a bit in about leaving some food on their plate and pretending they're full so they don't eat the proud English out of house and home. youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw )

made a lot of sense dont be daft

sophie

I HAV A PEEEEN

I HAVE A BEEEECH

UHHHh

BEECH PEN

someone post the allcaps ireland copypasta

3. One cannot allow Grandifa the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to trap his enemy.
4. Grandi has nothing to say about grand strategy questions. He is a foreigner, an alien, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses.
5. The so-called historical plauisbility of HPM is no plausibility at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the thread.
6. Grandi is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His mod cannot be changed by the thread — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through t. /gsg/ posting.
7. Grandifa cannot insult us. Grandif slanders are but badges of honor for an opponent of Grandi.
8. The more a /gsg/ user or a /gsg/ thread opposes Grandi, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by Grandifa, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by Grandifa, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
9. Grandi evaluates grand strategy questions from the Grandi standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.
10. One must either affirm or reject HPM. He who defends Grandi harms his own general. One can only be a Grandifa or a Grandi opponent. Opposing Grandi is a matter of personal hygiene.
These principles give the anti-Grandi movement a chance of success. Only such a movement will be taken seriously by Grandi, only such a movement will be feared by him.

The fact that he shouts and complains about such a movement therefore is only a sign that it is right. We are therefore delighted that we are constantly attacked in the HPM changelogs. They may shout about shitposting. We answer with familiar words: “shitposting? Never! It is social hygiene. We take these redditors out of circulation just as a doctor does to a bacterium.

WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.

But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)

mate showed up last night at 10pm absolutely shitfaced to show me WW2 songs and kamikaze videos on his phone

not a word you silly yank

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>repeating digits and the pakis go home

cokemong still talking shit but still scared to reveal his whereabouts

would rather spend more on aesthetic buildings than have to look at commie blocks everywhere

dislike woof haha because i'm jealous of the dog i admit it
look at him, got his life all sorted out, got a degree, a (possibly dead) boyfriend, got an aesthetic going and everything. what have i got other than a collection of neuroses?

>not a word you silly yank

thread is fucking ruined by actual aspergers and that underage kid in year 11. I'm out

bet he ate it out and put his willy in it later
haha ultimate friendzone

i just wanna

MEME IT OUT

yeah uh huh
meme it out yeah

you know MEME IT OUT

that's right jus meme it out yeah

scully it's the aliens trust me

kek

Core constituents of a full English: fried bacon, fried egg, fried sausage, beans, fried mushrooms, hot buttered toast

Acceptable additions to a full English: hash browns OR chips, black pudding, fried bread, tomato sauce, brown sauce

Does not belong in a full English: fresh tomatoes, white pudding, those weird flat sausages, streaky Yank bacon, anything green, scrambled egg, poached eggs

Kill yourself if you put this in a full English: tinned tomatoes l

you just you were going 15 minutes cokemong
just fucking close the tab you junkie soft cunt manlet

might be getting one of these
thoughts?

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

that's one grim looking fanny, can tell she's fat from the curve of the legs

post choons or i will make you eat a fucking credit card

*leg sweeps u*

U Wot M8? !!

*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*

REKT!!!!!

us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

>chips
>any of the nots
somethings gone loose in your head

frequently get labelled the cokemong, dave and the anti-dave poster

need to make up your mind dickheads

someobdy else is mocking the autistic retard and he thinks it's me! glorious

us britpostere eh -_-

>hash browns

FOY

never get caught up being called any because im not an utter prick

In no particular order:

Bacon
Sausages
Fried Egg
Grilled Tomato
Black Pudding
Beans
Toast
Fried Mushrooms
Hash Brown

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want to go and do literally anything else but i can't stop contemplating my jealousy of woof haha dog

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been a long time since i've seen this pasta, but with somebody posting Vicky2 screenshots it was only a matter of time

decent

prefer when americans just post inane drivel about school woes or virgin troubles instead of just being painfully unfunny

nigger

wtf is this trite

think it's safe to say you're mentally ill either way then
dave is not one specific poster

t'would buy a yank car but yank cars are trash lol

come home white man


Comrades, the voices of the liquor battalions, Of those who fell that steamcord might be great, (x2)
Join in our song, for they still march in spirit with us, And urge us on to gain the t./gsg/ general

We're of their blood, and spirit of their spirit, Sprung from that general for whose dear sake they bled, (x2) Against vested powers, Grandi, and massed ranks of R and I, We lead the fight for freedom and for cement!

The threads are still, the final thread wars' ended; Flushed with the fight we proudly hail the dawn! (x2) See, over all the streets the t./gsg/ infopics waving, Triumphant standards of our general reborn!

what are you even on about?

shite post, delete it

test

/gsg/ was good in 2013/2014

utter shite autism these days

Circles of the human chain
Turning for the wheels of gain
A system with a power of its own
To draw blood from a stone

Every hour like the last
Tomorrow like the day just passed
Bearing down upon the flesh and bone
To draw blood from a stone

Cold machines that never stop
Even if a man should drop
Mercy never lets her face be shown
They draw blood from a stone

i hate /gsg/ so much

S.E.X - Nickelback - PMV

piss off irelad

youtube.com/watch?v=glGOBWHjzdI

been listening to this absolute banger a lot lately

t. irelad

/kspg/ was the best general there ever was

talking nonsense now

lads does the autistic yank spamming guy post a lot during the week? i always see him when i come on for a little bit on school nights but is he here 24/7?

got called tinpot in /3pm/

any /plg/ man in

Just saw Hostiles. Very peng

La creatura eternia

its multiple people

suomi...

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dubs and I cut off my finger

think ive fallen in love with a porn star
grim

imagine the state of your life my lord

if you think i'm here 24/7 then you must be too
talk to frank you sad cunt

r8 my sowjet unionums genocide lads

rollan

Fell in love with London Keyes years ago. Still catch feelings when she pops up in my spankbang feed

trips and you cut off your dick

ffs

As a nation of free men, we will live forever or die by suicide.

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>Two men have been shot in separate "paramilitary-style" gun attacks an hour apart in west and north Belfast.
>A 41-year-old man was shot five times in his arms and legs when a gang entered his home at Ballymurphy in the west of the city on Sunday evening.
>In north Belfast, a 26-year-old man was shot three times in his legs at his home in Upper Meadow Street, New Lodge.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-42854701

even more hilarious because that ulstermong was saying earlier that belfast was safer than manchester and london

BASED SOYKEK GIAGU LADDIES 8M CUMMMMING

just realised dying is your body having enough and killing itself
mad really

How do these idiots gets guns they have to be expensive on the black market.

ahah epic :) post :))

they have some mental laws where they're allowed them over there

ireland is such a fucking shithole

AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

Lol

>price of 2004 volvo s60 with 126k miles: $2200
>price of 2012 ford fusion with 109k miles: $2700

handguns are legal in northern ireland
there's also loads of military weapons buried across ireland from the troubles

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i've lost control of my life

they get them from hezbollah

2012 fusion is trash lmao.