Half Life Movie

Would Sup Forums watch a Half Life movie with Bryan Cranston as Gordon Freeman?

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Gordon is supposed to be 27 years old so no.

So let's use that twink from Spider-Man?

Fuck no

>Redditcasting

Stop right there.

>I've seen him bald so lol
Fuck off.

>Reminder that Gordon Freeman was based off of Charlie Sheen from The Arrival

Valve wants to pretend this franchise doesn't exist anymore. They'd never allow a movie to be made.

>10 years from now
>Half-Life 3 finally comes out
>it's a movie
>released solely on Steam
>written and directed by J.J. Abrams
>it's good

What is gained from making a film based on Half Life?

As a film you'd have a X Files with run and gun.

meh.

Making a film adaptation before finishing the game's storyline would be absolutely retarded.

OP is a faggot

Half-Life ended with 1

>X Files
What?? Die Hard or Dread. fite me.

>actor looks like some fictional character therefore he should play said fictional character

this is reddit-level nonsense.

I always thought J. Depp looked like Gordon on the box art for The 9th Gate.

why does anyone want another video game movie

especially half life. the lack of the protagonist's part of the dialogue is part of what makes it great - you insert yourself as the character and develop your own reactions to what the npcs are doing. even though it's linear, you've got your mission: "kill the invading alien scum", and it's compelling due to the rewards the game gives you, whether it's npc adulation, satisfying new gameplay options, or thrill of victory.

giving gordon a voice would be off-putting to anyone who's played the game.

I'd watch one that didn't have Freeman at all. It's impossible to cast him since the only personality he has is what the player gives him.

Nah, should be Idris Elba

Who will play her?

the chick she's based on

Not only are they allowing it, they're letting JJ Abrams helm it.

Michelle Rodriguez?

Not really. It'd be more like War of the Worlds meets Night of the Living Dead meets some movie about alternate dimensions

Clearly Ryan Gosling needs to play him then

Zendaya

Why do morons like this always suggest 50+ year old actors for characters 20-30 years old?

It was the same on the imdb casting threads.

pretty sure half-life was marketed with the whole "be an action hero" angle

it would be an action film

>it's a "no one remembers the rumors of Hugh Jackman being already casted to play Gordon" episode
really am I the only one?

>Gordon Freeman (played by Dwayne Johnson) walks into a room
>the gravity gun is sitting there
>the audience has a clapping aneurysm because they see something they know
Let's not

because a man stays in his prime from 25 - 45, and most of those 50+ year olds still look like they are 30 you fucking idiot.

You are a dead set moron.

>can't spell

Zondoya*

>valve will never. EVER. give us hl3

He turned down the role to be Wolverine though

Cranston unironically look 35

Who the fuck cares how you think they look? He's still like 60 years old. Along with that, Half-Life requires a lot of stunt work, which means more stunt doubles, which lessens the quality of the film.

thank god, HL2 was a downgrade already, a third one would be the nail in the coffin

hl3 would just throw out the shooting altogether and you're constantly stuck in rooms with people speaking to you

>sequel was called Arrival II: The Second Arrival

please no
she is so annoying and boring

So hire Jared Leto then. By the time the third film comes out he'll look 30.

Tell me one characteristic, critical choice, or ethical decision made by Gordon Freeman.

I know just the actor to play Barney Calhoun

>twink
wrf is that? the newest memeword?

It's not new nor is it a meme. You're just uninformed.

>vidya movie
>fps vidya movie

teh test chamberrrr

kill yourself

Whoever that brunette is from Firefly

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only see it recently in every thread
also, not native english

gordan freeman: guy pearce
alex: zoe saldana
chell: summer glau
g-man: chris walken

fucking newfags. lurk moar before posting

the annoying jew bitch from ash vs evil dead

AFTER

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XBOX

>also, not native english
That's not an excuse you gibberish mumbling fuck.

if he didnt have so much of a boxer nose i can see it

LEMME TELL U SUMIN GORDON/spoiler[

Ahem

no

nice try though

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>also, not native English

but i'll still try my best to punctuate my sentences and not bother with googling the word twink because im an obvious summerfag twink.

I'll just ask my fellow 4channers in the name of kek.

praise kek ahuehuehuehue

It means a small gay boy. It's faggot language

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das right gordon freeman iz african

They're going to cast Morgan Freeman as Gordon Freeman.

Too short

only if the mc is Ross from freemans mind
movie when btw

They patched the first one a couple of days ago tho

Looks like Gordon with radiation sickness

If you can put up with fucktard Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne you should be able to stand anything.

Gary Oldman

If I recall correctly Gordon Freeman is 27 is the first game
>tfw you're the same age

If you had the beta and compiled some of the maps

they cut a load of cool shit

Cranston is too old to perform a crouch-jump or bunny-hoping.

youtube.com/watch?v=POs-gmsf5UQ

This is so fucking bad. You are so fucking retarded, dumb redditor. They look nothing alike other than the beard and glasses. Go back to your faggot shithole.

Yeah but he's not a real person so cheer up cunt

>'Hard'
Do they do the whole thing while being erect?

he may be exaggerating but he's not really wrong. Men stay in an ambiguous age range for several decades.

why is this a meme?

She'd be in the post credit scene. Waking up in the lab and the computer saying something.

Shoots lads in the face

jumpsuitedmonster

Can't wait for black Gordon and mary sue Alyx.

>Half-Life movie
NO. It was a great game with a great expansion, followed by a torrent of shit. Leave it at that.
And no I don't want fucking HL3 either.

Leslie jones as Dawg
Anna Kendrick as Alyx
Justin Thureaux as Gordon

It has a meaning, but now it's used to describe anyone the faggot OP thinks is small and unmasculine

>cast a 61 year old to play a 21 year old
Why? Why are people like OP such face blind retards? "HURR HE HAS LE GOATEE AND HE IS LE SCIENSE MAN HE IS BORDON FRESHMAN :)"

>27
He's like 22

27

>arguing about who should play a mute player-self-insert character and their age

Gordon is younger and he should look like the ultimate beta autistic cuck so when you see how good he is with weapons you'd be surprised

And the movie should be focused on Barney Calhoun and Adrian Shepherd and Gordon should be a side character that does shit but we occasionally cut to him doing something, then in the end i'll be fully focused on Gordon on Xen and it'll play like the bug pit scene from Peter Jackson's King Kong, with just ambient music and with no dialogue at all except for when the G man appears

Don't steal my idea even if it's a bad one

I'd watch one with Chris Pratt

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literally first text in the game tells directly his age; 27

Must be someone I'd want to fuck

Would I watch it? Yes. Doesn't mean I'd like it though.