Do russians actually think China is their ally?

Do russians actually think China is their ally?

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It's a "We don't really like each other but I can turn your entire country into a parking lot so let's play nice okay" relationship.

Not an ally, but a partner against US.
Stop talking in EU4 language god dammit.

Asians hate wh*Te people more than other asians

So you think China is your ally. But you merely adopted the chink. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the whites until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me but blinding!

Is North Korea Russian ally?
Russia looks very close with North Korea.

Sounds like you are trusting chinks. They will backstab you in a second and take all of siberia.

Don't tell a lie. :(

You wish
ching chong ping pong

Japanese are wh*Te

>What is Sino-soviet conflicts

>sounds
>looks
Rook croser then.
>China will take Siberia.
1) Lack of infrastructure will force PLA to mass their forces.
2) Russia can use nukes in Siberia (with little damage to itself because there's nothing there and with great damage to PLA because see p.1) and in China (with great effect).
Gl hf.

Don't call Yamato race as wh*Te or As*an. We don't belong to anything.

We aren't white.

>nuclear powers invading each other

Are you all retarded? Why does this leaf always make this bait thread? Does he have no life? No friends? No hope?

俺と同じ白人だ。
打ち消しちゃダメよ

We have no allies or friends except our army and our fleet.

>Is North Korea Russian ally?
Yes.

Chinese are white

>our army and our fleet.
Mantras of Alexander III

What does it say?

The ass hole is dirty, smelly, but cheap.

>our fleet.

Oh...

>ally
It's a buffer zone, a non-country can't be our ally.

>picking up on a hundred years old quote

>do you want to hear russian secret plan comrade ?
>very simple : we burn and destroy all we have this way enemy can't have it
>human wave tactics and burning down our own cities wasn't enough, next time i propose we just directly nuke ourselves

Why can't Russia get it through its thick skull that it's not a super power and will not be.
Why won't they invest their money to well being of their country instead of lapring USSR?
You're not in the same league as China and USA if your economy is just size of Spain and based on exporting natural resources

Hon hon hon Ai em veri smart hon hon hon allow me to throw army after army at my enemies during napoleonic wars, lose as much people as Russia did in WW1 (don't forget about the firing squads, wave attacks against fortified enemy positions and Zulu uniforms) and then give up to nazis in 40 days ans then lose against rice farmers hon hon hon.

>of their country instead of lapring USSR?
What?

have to defend those natural resources somehow
>lapring USSR?
as long as NATO exists i'd say whe should keep larping

If North Korea hope to be allied with Russia,
will Russia welcome North Korea?

>as long as NATO exists i'd say whe should keep larping
And same shit gonna happen. Now even worse since Russia is no USSR.
There's no way competing against China and EU and USA

>There's no way competing against China and EU and USA
sounds like fun

It just means Russian oligarchs just want to sell oil and gas to west and China.
I don't have any problem with that arraignment

>hon hon hon allow me to throw army after army at my enemies during napoleonic wars,
It worked great and it was so impressive everybody still remembers 200 years later

>lose as much people as Russia did in WW1
I don't see how this is shameful, they died for freedom and liberty

>(don't forget about the firing squads,
Proper discipline

>wave attacks against fortified enemy positions
Unwavering resolve in the face of the enemy

>and Zulu uniforms)
Zulus are naked niggers in the desert, it was zouave uniforms designed for desert use because it's ok to wear in the climate
And it was much more stylish than everybody else's uniforms

>ans then lose against rice farmers hon hon hon.
so did usa with the strongest army in the world

BELARUS?

See, this is great, now that you can find excuses to these points you can find the excuses to the burning ground tactic as well.
Pretty easy and understandable huh?

Russia before: takes half Europe
Russia now: takes Crimea

Just one oppressive dictatorship looking out for another.

>takes half of Europe
Because allies allowed it duh.

it is totally understandable, still it is crazy that now the next step is you plan to nuke yourself for ww3

what is the plan for ww4, you kill everybody on the planet this way nobody wins ?

Belarus becomes a Russophobic and European country.

Come on mon ami, I thought you started to understand something.
Nukes are weapons. Weapons are used in war. War has little place for morals. If you will not use nukes because morals and emotions take over you, you will lose the war. Especially against China.
And again, Siberia is a freaking snowdesert, there might be no civilian casualties at all.
>ww4 nuke everything strat
Every country uses this strat since nukes were created.

>use nukes
>get nuked
That's why there won't be a war against nuclear countries
No one wins

And you don't even need nuclear weapons. Just cruise missles to target nuclear plants

It was that or cartels. In all fairness they didn't have much choice. Tge fall fucked them sideways

They dont have to do it anymore. 90s mafia is long time over

90s mafia rules the country now, that's the only difference.

So why larp ussr?

playing it safe this time around

oh…I didn't know that.

Only from Norway-Italy line to Japan- Philippine line and Africa and Belgium are human( ﾟ・ﾟ)(ﾟoﾟ )

Putin is a nutjob

You mean the ukraine thing? Putin was really mad that his puppet was deposed right after he payed him off, he took it very personally. He needed to create a rift between Russians and Ukrainians, otherwise the same thing would happen to him.

>people taking chinese military seriously
They are too weak in the air(they sill can't reliably copy Su-27 engines even though they have all the documentation) and on the ground. Most of their military budget is spent on their fleet, because they are only interested in Taiwan.

test

Natural allies

>being this dumb

>military
It's not about military these days
You can do more harm without loosing any troops

Asian pride
With chinese we will conquer the whole eurasia like our ancestors did

田allies目

>Countryballs with circletools

youtube.com/watch?v=iZjGEje6hHw

Russians believe whatever TV says so yes they do.

Russian military experts say: If Russia ever will be invaded by foreign country, with 95-99% chance it will be China. So all they can do is not to piss off chinks

Oh gosh here comes 2ch dot hk, time to get out.

>fleet

>circletool

There's no reason for western powers to invade Russia. There's nothing of value in european part of Russia

>Eбaнём пo Bopoнeжy
Do you work for Ministry of Defense?

>We
Who we? You mean Putin and oligarchs?

>being brainwashed pidoraha

>Voronezh is in Siberia
Why hello there Ryan.

You aren't Japanese.

That's why we think "t3h west" is full of irrational hatred for russia. See, if they invaded so many times already despite that lack of value, that means they are not thinking straight int hat regard.
And seeing as they profess to be all for the all the good things, they are either shizo or extremely hypocrytic

PS. or russians are crazy )))

But isn't crimea in importance to Russian geopolitics like say New york to US. As in such a integral part of the realm it was a huge shame on Russia to not have it?

Not that i agree how the situation was handled and is handled right now, but heard the above somewhere

It is important, but not New-York-level-important, come on dude.

Well then, good for you to straighten my info out.

We just want to suck you dry. There's no need for war we can buy oil and gas like it used to be.
I think there's more irrational fear in Russia, like you said.

>We just want to suck you dry

Of the resources. You will run dry in 20 years of oil

Sure Leander, sure.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves#Estimated_reserves_by_country

hey finnbro
mind if i ask you something?
in your panel houses, do you put doors in corridors, separating 3-4 flats from the rest of the house?

>flag
>we
fuck out of gaynada, chang!

...

3 at my commieblock

Yes

You mean, like a apartment flat? Yeah

fuck off with fag shit

fuck you gook
your country is ours
this country is ours
whole fucking ocean is ours soon

Interesting.
Is the separated room used as a storage area? I am mostly interested in bikes
that is:
do people put bikes in there? Is there a common problem with them being stolen?

Why i am asking: i know for a fact there is such a problem in russia. Several of my friends had their bikes stolen that way. However, i have seen photos of finnish communal bike storages (a shed where everybody from the house puts their bike into) - and that got me wondering about problem of bike-thieving in Finland

There a carage area where you can store shit. It's usually underground
Like I live on the ground level and stuff like that is underground .
There's a gym, washing machine, dryer and sauna there

Who organizes that? House community?

Yea I think so :DD I just pay the rent. My landlord takes care of the rest

Well it's not an enemy... I don't think that anyone in russia is afraid of north korea launching rockets at us.
Recently north korea opened tourist agency here in russia, so you can go there as a tourist. It's expensive as fuck btw.

Cool

Sorry to change the subject but what do Russians think about Japan?
Russians hate us?

No.