Susie, what have you been looking into recently? Other than glory holes

>Susie, what have you been looking into recently? Other than glory holes.
Is this the best moment in TV history?

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at least post it faggot, that's why no one responded to you in 21 minutes.

Not OP (a faggot)

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I don't get why they laugh so hard at this joke. He's made funnier and dirtier jokes than that on the show.

I always got the feeling that it wasn't a scripted moment. Jimmy's comedy is scripted, but I feel like in that moment something else was supposed to be said, but just then he was like "wait a minute". It's just a sort of left-field surprising joke that is right on the cusp of not making sense.

I'll buy that.

>British people are allowed to sexually degrade women because they're out of their league publicly on television
Truly a different time

It is weird that famous Brits are allowed to call people faggots and sluts and people just laugh about it. Weren't they supposed to be the ones who are less free?

that's our culture you bigot
only people we can't offend are brown people who then make documentaries about marrying their cousins and saying its fine then ending the doc with SORRY NOT SORRY MY CULTURE OFFENDS YOU
this actually happened

tbf that documentary did show the real stats about cousin marriges creating retards and pakis being 70% cousin fuckers

im torn on this show

the banter is great
the gameshow is good
but the skits and everything else is cringey as fuck

would I lie to you is waaaaaaay better
nothing we didn't already know
the funniest thing was her actually thinking its fine despite all the paki babies dying due to the inbreeding

Because it was completely unprompted and unwarranted and directed at this really polite and proper woman.

What documentary are you on about?

>tfw love Countdown but have channel 4 faggot lefty comedians
feels bad man
Just wanna play some word and numbers games with Riley

Can a woman take a joke like this without holding a grudge for the rest of her life?

>Is this the best moment in TV history?
nope

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I am in the uk

why does channel 4 block their youtube?

why is always the same faces on all british shows? do they have only 10 celebs?

Yes. If you're hot, you can do anything an she'll love it

Depends on the woman
Susie seems pretty chill

They want you to use More4/4OnDemand or whatever. YouTube C4 is only for non-UK.

well, the UK only has about 65mil people

I don't even own a tv, I am not using their crap to subject myself to watching garbage

>British women

thats a fat slag m8

Sean carries that show like atlas holding the world up

they don't bring people back if they're not funny and most of our comedians arent funny.

on the topic of british comedy, old seasons of never mind the buzzcocks literally only get funnier when you go back and see the music guests who were there to promote their upcoming single and you don't recognise them at all because it peaked at like 87 in the UK charts and they were dropped.

can i get a name? i want to witness that creature from multiple angles

Roisin Conaty

>british women

Your point being?

m-mommy

no! it is not milky time!

>sluts
yes
>faggots
nope

jew

>british women

>they will literally inbreed themselves into death
fucking kek

It's not even the best moment of cats does countdown.

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>have to use dailymotion because channel 4 are faggots

You're gay?

amerilards wish they had banter like this
amerilards wish they were allowed banter like this

No, because the joke doesn't work. It gets a good laugh for its audacity, but the next second, you think "why would a woman being looking into glory holes, they're a gay thing", and the humour evaporates.

When did her arse get so massive?!

user, I... women can be on the other side of a glory hole too, you retard.

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well, it's not as funny if the op gives away the joke.

laffed hard desu

Oh okay, it's about her somehow habitually going into men's toilets that are used for gay cruising, and looking through the glory holes. It doesn't work, does it?

since always

>why would a woman being looking into glory holes, they're a gay thing

not exclusively you inbred

What doesn't work is your brain, I'm afraid.

What is the ratio of gay men to women that you think have had the thought "Hmm I really wish I was sucking a penis right now. It would be kind of a pain to find one to suck so I'll go service some possibly hideous disease ridden stranger in a public restroom."?

Best Sean Lock

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The percentage between genders doesn't matter one fucking bit you fucking retard. You think only men are fucking perverts?

This isn't about ratios its about "is the concept of women using a gloryhole completely foreign or does it actually happen"

Yeah it happens so the joke makes sense that's really as there is to it.

Yes, exclusively. There are no glory holes in women's toilets.

The joke is shit. The idea is that she's going into toilets used for cottaging and looking through the glory holes. She likes looking for and presumably sucking gay male dicks. What does that even mean as a joke? It's too tenuous. It's like "what have you been doing recently? Apart from heroin" to someone with no history of drug use, it's like, what the fuck? It's too much of a leap with too little context. The only basis for it is the structure of the language, it has no basis in observation or character.

Yes, it does matter. First of all, a toilet used for that purpose is going to probably stop being active immediately if a woman enters.

No it fucking doesn't. No woman has ever done that, it is completely foreign, which is why the joke fails.

>gloryholes only exist in toilets

nah

>You think only men are fucking perverts?
I think female perverts aren't the type of perverted that wants to suck indiscriminate dirty penises.

>>Yeah it happens
Prove it.

This is.

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>Prove it.

How do you think your mom and I met?

>No woman has ever done that
I can show you a bunch of videos of women using glory holes

What the fuck do you even think a glory hole is? The joke depends on the image of a glory hole as understood by everyone, except apparently you.

Is David Mitchell transitioning?

gogle iz 2 herd :((

A bunch of fake staged porn videos of women pretending to use them doesn't alter the fact that no active glory hole has ever been used by a woman. Gay men tend not to stick their dicks into women's mouths.

And how much "looking" is involved, anyway? It's like Jimmy doesn't know what a glory hole is.

That isn't evidence of women normally using glory holes. That's evidence of porn scripted to have women using glory holes.

No, everyone knows what it means, but you seem to think that they exist other than in toilets, so what are you talking about?

>Gay men tend not to stick their dicks into women's mouths
it's like talking to a bot this is amazing

>mfw

Dude, you don't know what a glory hole is, you can just admit it. The situation has never arisen in reality that a woman has gone into a gay cottage and used a glory hole. It hasn't even happened once. The joke only works for people who cackle like hyenas at anything "rude" even if it makes no sense, which describes most British peasants, but if you're here I assume you want to engage some level of evaluative critical thinking.

>really polite and proper woman
she's dressed like a whore

beep boop

>but if you're here I assume you want to engage some level of evaluative critical thinking.
see now it's your jokes that make no sense

you're probably baiting but they exist in brothels or porno sets or one of those oldschool adult kinoplexes or under the poster on your mother's bedroom door.

You haven't a leg to stand on, get laid.

Bet she could pull a plow like nobody's business.

Swingers clubs often have them and some sex shops have them too. Besides that I'm not sure where you might find one with a woman inside

Only time I've seen one in a toilet was at a gay club in Cardiff (also there was shit smeared on the wall inside).

Never seen one in a public toilet, but figure that it would be at cottaging hotspots for teh gays

There aren't any brothels in the UK, they're illegal beyond very strict limits, and there are no glory holes in them.

Porno sets - so not in reality, right.

Oldschool adult kinoplexes - all gone for years in the UK.

Fucking hell lad, get yourself to a glory hole and calm down

>Glory holes are a gay thing
They're an "I wanna suck some dick/get my dick sucked thing".
The whole point is you don't know who's on the other side, so while yes, they're predominantly used by men, they're supposed to remove you from the other person, making it less intimate.
They also have them in seedy porno shops I think, so it isn't just make toilets. But I think the main point here is that you're being needlessly anal about an offhand joke. Not our fault you can't handle the banter desu

do bongs use those gay little towels to wipe their bitch eyes every time they laugh

>There aren't any brothels in the U.K.

Just because something is illegal doesn't mean that Pete the pub landlord doesn't rent out the upstairs for sex workers.

damn i didn't know you could only joke about things that are happening or at the peak of their popularity in the present second.

You wouldn't find one with a woman inside, that's the point. Nobody could think of a scenario that would make the joke work. Swingers' clubs would be the one place, but it's not that common, and look how long it took anyone to think of that example, despite furiously defending the joke because it was about rudie sex0rs lol!

>There aren't any brothels in the UK
That's really odd, I wonder what the place I went to was then

Do Americans use toilet paper after shitting? The answer to both your question and mine is no.

>despite furiously defending the joke because it was about rudie sex0rs lol!
You're literally the only one furious about this

It's witless. When a joke relies on "something sexual + someone unsexy", it's weak. This is a thread suggesting that it's the best moment in TV history. I haven't seen them in a sex shop. Notice that you're saying "porno", like the other guy did about the movie sets. I guess it's a joke for people who call porn "porno" in 2017.

There are loads of places where more than one sex worker works, but none of these are brothels, and they're not about to drill a hole in the fucking wall.

>an offhand joke
his point is that it's a retarded joke and he's right. putting aside details of glory hole usage there's no connection to reality there that would trigger a humorous paradigm shift. it's just retards sperging out because they're shocked

>there are places where sex workers congregate and provide services to customers BUT these are NOT BROTHELS

what the fuck are you on about

There are loads of shared flats, usually with a great deal of stage managing to keep you from seeing any girl but the one you came for so that everyone has plausible deniability, but a brothel proper, with a line up and a customized venue, no. Maybe you went to a shared flat, maybe you went to a parlour, but you didn't go to a brothel in the UK. Not more than once, anyway - it'd have been raided.

This. Thank you.

It's a good joke because she doesn't look like the sort that'd be waiting for a cock on the other side of a glory hole. It's one of the most basic joke structures. Our expectations were subverted to an amusing situation.
Are yanks just against fun? Is this the effect of puritanical religious prudes?

>There aren't any brothels in the UK
There are, they're just not allowed to manage the business as a brothel.

They usually operate as "massage parlours" or "private clubs" and the girls working inside sell sex. The management cannot sell those services themselves.

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*the joke.

No line-up, and only a couple of girls on at once = not a brothel.

You have to watch the whole bit to get the joke. The preamble to this was joe wilkinson bringing russian nesting dolls and one of them was painted like susie and it had a pair of binoculars and he implied susie liked looking in on people. Jimmy just took that a step further in her introduction, throwinng in glory holes for maximum yuks

Mate just shut the fuck up already

You stupid fucking retard the joke is that she is so cockdepraved hungry hungry cockhippo that she is literally going to gloryholes to get cock, doesnt matter if its in a pornstore or a seedy bar you stupid fucking retard

I'm the main person calling this joke shit, and I'm in the UK.
It's a bad joke because it took the people who find it funny a long time to think of a situation in which the scenario it describes could ever happen. She doesn't, no, because the sort you'd expect are gay men. And the joke isn't "she looks like a gay man", it's "sexless person + sex = funnee".

No, finding a basically weak and witless joke funny because it mentioned sex is the effect of puritanical religious prudery.