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thailad vs alan
who wins in a fist fight?

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>A teenager who stabbed his former friend to death with a MEAT CLEAVER in a row sparked by Snapchat emojis has today been named and shamed as he was locked up for at least 15 years.

>"Huge public concern" over knife crime in London prompted Judge Nicholas Hilliard QC to lift a legal bar on identifying the boy following a media challenge at the Old Bailey.

>Abdulrahman Ali, from Tottenham, north London, had sent laughing emojis during a group chat on the social media app after budding actor Osman Sharif Soufi, also 16, claimed he was the toughest.

>The social media row in June last year turned violent when they confronted each other the following day and Ali stabbed Osman to death, the court heard.

imagine getting stabbed over an emoji

why'd she break up with you lad (ed)?

let's be honest it'll be alan

:( i miss my dog

A ella le gusta la gasolina
DAME MÁS GASOLINA!
Como le encanta la gasolina
DAME MÁS GASOLIIINA!

Thats Palistinians for you

Alan has the physique of a classical Olympic bodybuilder, then again thailad might surprise

Lingerin' in, what about the sweetness we knew?
What about what's good, what's true from those days?
Can't count to all the lovers I've burned through
So why do I still burn for you? I can't say

porn has utterly ruined me lads

Doubt it

Imagine Thailand to be quite flabby and weak

still gutted ron paul wasnt elected president

just stop you boofhead

just invited in a Sup Forums pass lads

did he come in?

he did :3

Meeting 'the right person' is such a tenuous thing, it's all dumb luck. No wonder there are so many divorces, it's all people just trying to make do.

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What has been done about the migrant crisis in the UK, lads? Have you fucked em off yet?
>youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE

Also, how hard would it be for me to migrate to the UK, the gf is from Scotland and im an Anglo-Strayan with a Bachelor of Law and work in Law enforcement, i'd need UK Citizenship to be able to work in the field i have experience in

What do?

destablising /brit/

Thailad is a limp-wristed little developer

counter semitic cunt

Might make a will just in case

Who should I leave my estate to? Family? Church? Charity?

just watched the trailer for the new stargate and it looks like trash. going to watch old stargate and pretend it doesnt exist

>just quit simple as

guarantee i make more money than thainonce as a CRM consultant with 22k on my wrist

the lads of /brit/

why would you want to come here? get her out before it's too late

me

this will turn you off it almost completely

gf just did an immense echoing fart on the bog

decided one day to stop watching porn and did it there and then
ngl watched it 2 weeks later but that was my last time over 3 years ago

gotta get a fitnote don't want to see me doctor fuck lads help

Your mother sucks dwarf cock

>this will turn you off it almost completely

I was thinking that, i live in remote Central Australia so i thought it'd be a change of pace for me, could always just move myself and her to Sydney or some shit

what

Nofap
Nopoo
Noshower
Nosleep

>budding actor

No Sup Forums
No reddit
No ifunny
No 9gag

fuck yeah lads johnny coming past

>Radio is talking about changing the flag
>someone calls in supporting it
>im next on call
>they literally put me on talking to her
>Served in the ADF
>she is like "muh new inclusive country, muh multiculturalism"
>people have lived and died by that flag, fought for it and besides it, shed blood and sweat, wake up every morning to salute it, it stands for something
>mfw the radio hosts come in at that moment and start drilling her a new one
>she hangs up
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REPUBLICAN FAGGOTS

rip ;_;

The Devil is coming in two minutes...

don't understand why these people are so bad at picking their battles

im watching...

got a weeb cousin with long hair
90% sure he will start taking hormones soon

I THOUGHT I'D PROBABLY DIE IN PRISON EXPENSIVE TASTE IN WOMEN

el diablo...

people having fun? no thanks, what's the point?

Number runt

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imagine being black lol

poopie kek

He didnt even go for it

I'll say it if no one else will
women are evil

cant even

look at this runt trying to fit in

you cured my racism

cannot even imagine my genitals being mutilated
the very thought makes me cringe

on a nofap rn because of the md 2bh

in yet, he can't keep getting away with it.

having a go

praise kek

>last name is Hammond
>NON ANGLOS PRONOUNCE IT AND SPELL IT WRONG
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

wow so interesting and cool

you weren't circumcized?

God's number

trying my hardest

alri Richard, crash any supercars lately?

and thats all that matters x

new year progress pics :)

on the john reading into the latest keks. what do you all have in store for me

changing the paradigm

moving and shaking

Any normal lads in?

top kek

who is this?

mooing and pooing

shuckin' and jivin'

Crashing your dubs, check these m8

Wish I had lower standards

this thread is gay post brappers

>exploded as I sent it

reported to the ADL

sad

ed yuna said you're handsome

what the fuck is the ADL

want youtube royalty-free ukulele played at my funeral

ed turtle said your handsome

antisemitism defence league

antioch defense league

australian drinking league

quite sure the proto-gf is bailing on our date tomorrow hahaha brilliant

alternative for deutschland lesbians

Watching the latest half in the bag, lads

FUCK