I don't look upon this like it's the end; I look upon it like it's moving on, you know...

>I don't look upon this like it's the end; I look upon it like it's moving on, you know? It's almost like my work here's done... you know? I can't imagine Jesus... going, "Oh, I've told a few people here in Bethlehem I'm the son of God; can I just stay here with mum and dad now?" No, you've gotta move on, you've gotta spread the word. You know, you've gotta go to Nazareth... please." And that's, very much like... me.

Taplow

>Uh... my world does not end with these four walls: Slough's a big place... you know, and when I'm finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know, I've got Didcot, Yateley. You know m- WINNERSH. Taplow, you know? Because I am my own boss, I can - Burfield - I can wake up one morning and go, "Oh, I don't feel like working today, can I just stay in bed?"
>"Oh, I dunno, you'd better ask the boss."
>"David, can I stay in bed all day?"
>"Yes, you can, David."
>...
>Both me. I'm not... that's not me in bed with another bloke called David.

>Hello, I'm David Brent. You probably know me as the star of the documentary 'The Office'. I'm currently a singer songwriter. Oh, yeah. Here they come. Come on in. We are 'Foregone Conclusion'. Hhhhhhhhheh... and a rep. That's as stiff as you like and it won't damage your rug... or that's what I told her. Hhhhhhhhhhehheheeh.

>Big guy with a hood over his head yeah
>You don't get to bring friends on my plane
>Check the list get the engine started
>Get em onboard cause they work for Bane, for Bane

>Last night's thread didn't even reach 200 posts.

Why is Sup Forums so plebeian?

>Big Guy came down to answer some things
>The world gathered round, from paupers to kings
>I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true
>I show you the way, you know what to do

>What is plan and what is flight?
>Big or small, black or white
>Big Guy, he answered, I'm crashing this plane
>I've taken the mask, you can call me Bane

No survivors. So...

Shamelessly reposting

>See that film last night? Tom Hardy?
>No
>Ah, he's brilliant. He's a brilliant actor.
>He's very good. Very good.
>See you later.
>See you.
>H-he's...not my favourite actor of all time by the way.
>Oh no?
>My favourite actor of all time is Mr. Aidan Gillen.

>...and the Banemonster
>Oh, bloody hell, what's the weather like up there?
>Ah, I've heard that one before.
>Parents put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?
>That's an old one.
>"Let's grow ourselves a big bulky masked freak of a son-"
>Alright, calm down CIA, there's no need to get offensive.
>No, no...I was just enjoying the...
>I didn't call you "Belt Loops" as soon as I saw you, did I?
>No, I was joining in with the-
>That's - don't have a go at the mask, because that is a breathing difficulty that I've had from the age of 5...so that's why no one cared who I was...so don't just...I didn't call you Plane Man or Flight Plan Man
>Yeah, but I don't go around calling myself the Masketta Man
>Well I don't either. I call myself the Banemonster.
>I'm not gonna call you the Banemonster
>Well, that's my name-
>No it's not. What's your real name?
>...Bane.
>It's a good name.
>Is it?

>He climbed out to get it

i like these threads before fucking posters took over and changed every noun from what it was originally to big guy.

wow, you found a bit of dialoge and switched one of the characters name, genius, you tied the meme in to a movie, nice one. nice big guy memes.

The Office is an incredibly depressing show desu

oohh. you're hard

AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK
WHO ARE YOU

Actually the best thread on Sup Forums in a long time. I ran out of ideas though

>oooh, you're big

You're a big guy for me? He's crashed a plane with no survivors, what have you done?

lel

>dumping the hottest girl on the show just so you could have a chance at THIS

HEY

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOOOOUUUU

YOU'RE LOOKING KINDA DOWN TO MEEEEEE

a lot of people live quite depressing lives though, why not reflect that?

Only realised a few weeks ago that she is Jasper Carrott's daughter

This. What the fuck was Bishop Muzarewa thinking?