COME TOGETHER

COME TOGETHER

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CRINGE TOGETHER

I will never understand how people csn get hyped for this shit

Seeing it

CUM TOGETHER

I can never understand why you losers get bothered by it.

No one understands your "femmypeeny" either, so it all balances out.

The only thing Batman has a big dick in his butt look so bad

Sorry for triggering you Zach

The infantilized adult aka numales

this

Probably because no one actually from this board wants you here. You're only even here because of muh ad impressions. You shills, plebs, redditors want to encourage the Sup Forumseddit sensibility on this board because it makes your job easier. You want "dude everyone get hyped for the latest movie, ha ha I love fun popcorn times aren't movies fun and comfy. you booked your tickets yet? Look at the rotten tomatoes score! Oh, you didn't like it? Well that's okay, everyone is entitled to their opinion" reddit environment. real Sup Forums rages against this drift towards hugbox on a daily basis.

Cinema should be a slaughter house. This is a medium of suffering in the name of authenticity and the board should refect that. This isn't 'fun times "film buff" clubhouse' for Sup Forums rejects.

It strikes me weird they used a cover for the trailer. I mean the original isn't very fitting for that trailer but I don't think the song is either.

Besides, Marvel is way better at incorporating well known songs into their movies and trailers. It's too late for DC to copy Marvel now.

>DCPajeet triggered

FOR KINO

How can anyone legitimately be excited for this when we know Whedon is actively fucking it up. It's like learning that Michaelangelo was painting a follow-up to the Sistine Chapel but got ill halfway through and now Raphael was gonna finish it.
And then we learned that Raphael's first move was to draw over Michaelangelo's initial templates and completely change the colour-palette.

Fuck everything!

it's for kids

>that batcock
Good thing Wondy's vagina can take worse.

She's a demi god. She'll be fine.

Except Snyder finished 100% of it. All Whedon can do is rearrange it a little in the cutting room. I guess DC fans understandably already prepare to blame this trainwreck on Whedon.

JUST TOGETHER

>that autist bycicle helmet on Flash
>That Flash overall

jesus fucking christ no wonder nobody wants to do his solo movie.

>that bulge

So if Steve is above average, what does that make Bruce?

Oh my that's a big bulge

why do liberals hate Zack Snyder?

For you.

I'm your Huckleberry

>I can't stop memeing since I have no real opinion that hasn't been said a million times.

BIG BAT COCK
How come Diana gets the biggest dicks?

Because the catalog is constantly filled with lazy three word posts about capeshit

hillary supporting redditor Whedon is doing reshoots

/r/movies likes BvS

Sounds like capeshit fans

This franchise won an oscar for how the actors look, right? So why are the costumes such fucking trash?

Why does Flash not just punch everyone out?

Whedon's organising reshoots and over-seeing the edit (consider that Age of Ultron was missing at LEAST half an hour of footage that he was supposed to put in a director's cut and then couldn't be assed. And consider the difference between the theatrical release and ultimate edition of BvS). On top of that he's changing the soundtrack and including Danny fucking Elfman
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So yeah, go fuck yourself. This won't be Snyder's vision. This will be a shit bastardisation

Why does batman look like hes been rendered in a ps3 game with no anti aliasing?

aka every ps3 game

you'd know you fucking liberal redditor

Again, /r/movies likes BvS

>And consider the difference between the theatrical release and ultimate edition of BvS
they're both shit?

the lighting in the picture is extremely flat and bright, contrasted against the dark background
it makes the lighting look very unnatural

No, one's an entertaining spectacle that had weird pacing issues and rushed plot-points
The other is an unbridled masterpiece of avant-garde cinema
>this triggers the plebbitor

>that batpackage

There's literally nothing avant-garde about BvS you drooling manchild. Suck the movies dick all you like but at least try to pretend you're not a complete fucking pleb.

>t. pleb who hates what he doesn't understand
predictable

Oh yeah that... completely forgot that was still a thing

I don't hate the movie. I hate retards like you who pretend to know what they're talking about. Explain to me in detail how BvS could possibly be considered avant-garde.

again, you'd know you fucking liberal redditor

a liberal like you wouldn't understand

>I have no idea what I'm talking about
Cool

I don't have to if I pretend really, really hard that it's just so obvious that it would be below me to offer any sort of explanation for such an outlandish claim.

That's a big... Bat

Armored codpiece.

>DC
>numales

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avant-garde
>The avant-garde (from French, "advance guard" or "vanguard", literally "fore-guard")[1] are people or works that are experimental, radical, or unorthodox with respect to art, culture, or society.
>The avant-garde pushes the boundaries of what is accepted as the norm or the status quo, primarily in the cultural realm.

>Batman v Superman criticised by everyone for not characterising Superman in the way they wanted.
>Also criticised because Batman isn't supposed to murder people
>Criticised for being too serious for a superhero film
>Criticised for its dream sequences and subtext
>Criticised for allegories to king Arthur and religious allusions along with its dialogue on morality
>Everyone complaining it's not more like Marvel films

Batman v Superman is literally the most avant-garde mainstream film released in the last 20 years by a long fucking way. Congrats on outing yourself as a pleb who uses phrases he doesn't understand

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yep

>bring in Danny fucking Elfman
Fantastic. Seriously, I don't get everyone's thing about Junkie and Zimmer. BvS had some nice music, but literally the worst Batman theme of all time, and barely even a motif of the Superman theme.
Meanwhile, Elfman's 90s stuff for DC movies was so good that Shirley Walker essentially copied all of it for the DCAU.

>had to google avant-garde
Jesus christ you're a fucking idiot. Basic symbolism and allegory isn't avant-garde film making, and neither is having Batman kill people or having your manchild audience complain because it isn't the capeshit they expected. Are you literally 14 or just pretending to cinematically illiterate?

Armored codpieces came first. Fabric codpieces were a fashion skeuomorph of armor.

You can criticise a lot of movies doesn't mean it's avant garde in the good sense.

It was criticised because it was fucking shit, stop pretending like its somw edgy movie that triggers reddit xD. It's loved by reddit and its also a bad movie. This is worst case scenario for a synderfag yet you still defend it like the homosexual nu-male you are.

>thinking people will read this

Go watch some french new wave or anything made before the 80s you fucking pleb.

Calling BvS kino would make Vertov turn in his grave

>had to google avant-garde
No I linked a definition of it so that you could clearly see what it meant as opposed to what you thought it meant. And now you're trying to downplay it because you've blown the fuck out
Good =/= avant-garde
Whether or not it's good doesn't change that it was clearly avant-garde filmmaking. Of course you want to pretend this isn't the case because of preconceived notions, but Snyder challenged every idea we had about superhero movies and Batman and Superman in this film and most of the criticisms focused on that.
You're literally trying to rewrite history if you claim the criticisms I mentioned weren't what everyone was loudly complaining about.

>Calls out Sup Forums
>Replies with Sup Forumsedditor underage jafari
Really makes me think

>faggots posting Sup Forums reaction images

>Not being a copy paste of new-wave films from the 80s means it's not avant-garde (despite literally having the definition in the post)
Knowing I share a board with retards like you is seriously depressing. Never fucking reply to me again until you've stopped being a brainlet

>cinematic universes
>not numales

It's formalist film making in every sense you fucking idiot

>getting a literal neanderthal to play Wonder Woman
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>Good =/= avant-garde
>Whether or not it's good doesn't change that it was clearly avant-garde filmmaking. Of course you want to pretend this isn't the case because of preconceived notions, but Snyder challenged every idea we had about superhero movies and Batman and Superman in this film and most of the criticisms focused on that.
>You're literally trying to rewrite history if you claim the criticisms I mentioned weren't what everyone was loudly complaining about.
What is your point this has added nothing to what was said before?

If you've accepted its bad and still care that it's avant-garde you're a retard.
I can show you that student film of the joker and say it's avant-garde.
It's just being edgy for the sake of it.
It accomplishes nothing.

No it's not you dipshit

>thinks imagines all come from one board

Oh no, it's a great film. But attacking its quality is a strawman argument and says nothing about whether or not it's avant-garde. If you had one less chromosome you would've understood this

Green Lantern is as avant-garde as BvS you fell for a fucking meme get over it

It's a bad movie

>imagines

I'm done here

>imagines

Stop right there.

...

What does green lantern do that differed from the norm to justify that claim? I remember a conventional story with no subtext full of quips and shit jokes
>mfw you're too stupid to understand the difference between quality and being avant-garde

at least you can talk! Who are you?

Go back to your hole pajeet,hows your bahubolli 3 doing?

>He thinks BvS is quality
Just doomsday my shit up tbqwyfamilia

>Caring about Marvel DC brand wars
Kys underage

Yes, it is. Deviating from source material isn't avant-garde.

is the new Flash film any good? I hate the idea of the superhero's powers but maybe whoever's in charge did something interesting?
user you're getting really pathetic. He quoted the definition for your benefit and for anyone else reading, to make his post more approachable. He's right 100% cry more you manchild faggot.

>stop pretending like its somw edgy movie that triggers reddit xD
It literally did trigger reddit. That was the fanbase that sperged out, faggots from reddit and Sup Forums.

Okay so you must then think Gotham TV is avant-garde you moron

ITT

r/DCEU loved it and the extended cut what are you on

Also
>Basing your taste in movies by browsing reddit to be reactionary

thank you for doing the work of educating these sad bitter fucks user

BvS is a conventional blockbuster, narrative and formalist film. It is in no way avant-garde. You're a pleb

You think subversion of expectations is avant-garde?

>r/DCEU loved it
your point? I'm using reddit as a generalisation for everyone who uses that site on a whole. Sup Forums hated it too.
>Basing your taste in movies by browsing reddit to be reactionary
literally never said or implied that. I liked it because I thought it had the best soundtrack to a film since Intertellar imo

Gee wilikers i'd hate to be a triggered redditor they HATE BvS
reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/

Your desperate baiting is so recognizable you might as well be using a trip.

Case in point: Take a breath child, collect yourself and actually put forth some effort.

>l liked it because I thought it had the best soundtrack to a film since Intertellar imo
If you seriously liked that obnoxious wonder woman theme constantly playing in the background there is no doubt that you're a pleb, may aswell start making Fast and Furious threads at this point

Stop acting cunty you vermin

god that batman suit is horrible

One picture, everything is wrong: light, composition, color, everything. Snyder is back, ladies and gentlemen