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its me guys

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watching a youtube vid about stick shift
does all this task management not get annoying to think about while driving up early and/or in bad conditions

Nothing says "I am a clinically diagnosed autistic person with no social skills, poor personal hygiene and worrying fetishes" quite like affirming you enjoy anime

>Go back to work after a great volunteering position
>All the self-confidence I gathered is once again destroyed by my shitty family and menial retail work

never met a normal person who watches it

genuine anime fans are asexual. they enjoy the colours and drama not the pretty girls

fuck yorkshire

hope the swede was right about a share crash in the next few weeks

I haven't met any new people in months, if not years lads wbu

wow, rude

People come to /brit/ looking for understanding, entertainment and insight, but it turns out all you ever really needed, was (you) :)

imagine getting cancer and dying. literally a golden ticket

I am a clinically diagnosed autistic person with no social skills, poor personal hygiene and worrying fetishes

>tfw you will never be a normal person

that's because it's not something anyone normal could enjoy. it's fucked.

nah I've met some people

ISP sent my mum an e-mail cause i downloaded the disaster artist and she's freaking the fuck out and thinks one of us is going to prison lol

None of the stuff you've thrown out so far is worth discussing for the rest of the thread. Keep trying.

What if white people were the refugees?

translation: i like anime

just woke up lads

uhh.. loser alert!

Whoaohohoho best post goes to this user whoooooooa

bet they're well grumpy now

made a cracking toasted cheese and salami sandwich with a yorkshire tea

what'd you idiots do for lunch

locked down a date with cantra on wednesday lads

gonna do the ol' cheeky take-her-to-the-pub-so-we-get-drunk-and-the-convo-isnt-awkward-then-try-to-get-her-back-to-mine-and-make-it-through-sex-without-asking-if-i-can-call-her-my-exs-name

this is the most depressing thread i've seen in minutes

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WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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nothing personal

et an entire haggis

>sex on the first date

ummmm almighty God won't be happy about this

Any anime man in

am all of those things but don't really like anime
like to keep porn separate from general consumption so fanservice is just uncomfortable, and find it impossible to relate to women on any level meaning anything with a disproportionate number of female protagonists goes out the window.

that leaves me what, LoTGH? and that's too long to care to watch when I could be shitposting here.

This is one of the problems in tackling the "left," or "liberals," or "progressives," or "marxists," or whatever label you give them, and it's the same with the "alt-right," or the "far right," or the "libertarians," etc.

There are clear groups emerging, with relatively cohesive ideologies, but any attempt to label what we see is often rejected. You can describe the "left" perfectly, as Kaczynsky did, only to have your description rejected on the grounds that you used the wrong label. Jordan Peterson is mocked for calling them "post-modernists." Anders Breivik copy-pasted Kaczynsky's words about them, but changed the "leftist" label to "cultural marxist."

The radical left would probably prefer to be called liberals, when they are anything but. I think everyone knows what one means by "leftist," so for me that label works, in the right context.

first class post

jordan? feeling mighty cucked i cant go on facey b because she'd know that i was lying when i said i had to wake up early desu

Do you know how lucky you are to be born a british and live in blessed and beautiful UK? Say praise to the Lord over the blessings in your life.
I love UK, especially England and Wales. English and Welsh men are adorable as fuck. No homo.
Also, I assume you are white, if you are a fucking brown pajeet/khan then fuck off.

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uni toil today

ed you got your own place

you cucked yerself mate hope you been watching your daily dose of Jordan Peterson videos to keep the will steel strong and the thoughts alligned and pure

Malaysians are alright desu

job centre in one hour

no mr singh ive been a GOOD BOY please don't take my £60 per week i've applied for lots of jobs honest

jury service summary:
sat in a room for 2 hours with nothing happening
they picked a jury and then had to let them go for some reason and picked another one
the lad was some 5'5 guy who robbed a shop probably did it
got a mcdonalds after they let us leave

waste of time

what was the motivation behind this post do you think?

spazzer, one look at council flats and id be doing everything in my power to get to a nice area

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answer's here:

job centre, council flats, and jury service

everything about the UK is grim, shan't be going back

yeah gotta been trying to understand my personal truth with the great hero jungian archetype in order to perfectly balance chaos and order and achieve my place within our inherent social hierarchy system that
*looks down to the left*
see im very careful with word-
*looks up to the top left*
our brains are so similar to lobsters, which arrange themselves in these hierarchies, that anti-depressants actually work on them

hate it when you need a poo right after waking up

yeah

I think it's just a simple celebration of meme culture. Like a yank going "Yeeha!"

wot

wish I got the grades to be judge, jury and executioner

uhbbujbbhbubhahah ja j ubub

sucking a nigger

>japan
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i take the point but the problem is "Leftist" only works as that kind of definition in rightish circles, which is fine on imageboards but shaky elsewhere.
if you wanted, you could split between classical marxists and cultural marxists, but it's still a useful distinction to make. it gets even more confusing when you look at people in Labour's tradition - most of them are dead, but there are a good number who are unambiguously "leftist" by merit of being in the Labour party and supporting "left wing" economic policies like high taxation, but fundamentally take a Keynesian economic approach - not Marxist - and take an incredibly socially conservative approach. When you say "leftist", you basically write them off. (If you want someone who isn't dead, there's a blogger named Lord Keynes... that's about it.)

the same is true obviously of the right, where you have the same problem. It's remarkably tedious. Though I'll make one point which is that attempts to reclaim liberalism (as with libertarians "classical liberalism") shine some interesting light in how people want to be seen. Liberalism is still broadly recognised as the "good thing", or what others believe is the good thing. If you take the radical social left ("cultural marxists") - yeah, they probably self identify as liberals, whereas for the classical markets the slogan of choice is "liberals get the bullet too".

im *whips your shins with my police baton* telling you *whips* to get *whips* a JOB

made ravioli once at home and they leaked

name the countries you fucked

Canada
Finland
Ireland
New zealand
New zealand
Finland
France
France

Getting the daily dose of Lauren Southern and Tara McCarthy

think it's more likely to be a brain damaged bruce allowing his disability to control his actions

when will they come for the porn industry

how have you fucked r a r e pokemon like finland and canada and new zealand but not germans or british

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youtube.com/watch?v=OSuEccEYvaE

excellent video lads

mm yes shall definitely be watching it thanks for posting

well lads, its happenjed... ifve... lost my ... mind!

Getting the daily dose of depression and anxiety

Lads, my keyboard is squeaking at me.

it's always in the last place you look haha

idea: someone send a picture of poleaboo to jordan b. peterson

having a manic episode again lads

used to have my own place but moved back after uni

gf wrote me a list lads

got so mad at one of the runts in the factory yesterday I squashed the fucker into a keyboard and shipped him off

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>'blow job' on the same piece of paper as 'look after kids'

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>look after kids for a whole day (includes = blow job, feeding, doing nappies + putting to bed)
none

g r i m

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Management_Scheme
haha

Thinking of starting a fish and chip shop

got called a racist prick in woolies

Luck and being an insecure sperglord, mostly

Who /happyBrendan/ here?

this but the reverse

tell me what's my FAVOURITE GENRE??

not today

>look after the kids includes blowjob
vile bastard

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Sausage chips and gravy please

me, once every three months for 2 hours

sounds a bit weird but maybe I could use some odd british menu items as a differentiator

hey, japanese mams do it to their sons to help them concentrate on school

*folds arms behind back*
ah... they're in a sorts today
*eyes you all warily from the office as you churn out post after post in the British Post Factory Quarters 'C' excitedly*
*points at the runt who produces an anime post and has the Goodness Officer fire a warning shot*

bet if i learnt a bit of french i could get eva green to be my gf

I wonder if you can make fish sausages

*runt noises*