SIR!

>SIR!
>DON'T MOVE!
>The restaurant you left earlier just called. You forgot to pay additional tip for good service on top of the mandatory 30% tip.
>Give me one good reason not to shoot you!

What reason will you give?

if you shoot me i can't tip you for good service

I'm actually great at twister.

*claps*
dog bless the usa

And what about mandatory tip?
Wrong answer sorry. *BANG*

I don't pay with cash like a savage, so I didn't have any change laying around. Also the waitress was rude and the food too salty.

>reach for my wallet
>SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Whiter than you.

DO A BARREL ROLL !!

>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>SIR? SIR? AM I BEING DETAINED?
>ARE YOU DETAINING ME SIR?

This is the secret unitedstatian code that tells the police officer you know your rights and are under full protection of the US constitution.

pull the fucking trigger piglet

I AM A GLOBAL CITIZEN

I clapped three plane landings today officer.

*scratches my belly*

Shoot me but don't harm the burgers sir

Did you forget to clap at the end of a movie recently?

sorry i'm an illegal immigrant from mexico i don't speak england gib welfare

I KNOW MUH RITES

>What reason will you give?
it's ok officer, I'm not black

Yeah? Well the service was shit, just like your performance in high school which explains your station in life. And I'm not paying for shit. Faggot.

But I'm white.

They gave me free salad but no fries.

They didn't tip me for being a good customer, so we're even.