How can we save Sup Forums?

How can we save Sup Forums?

give capeshit and star wars a board.

By killing it for good.

By encouraging your representatives to vote against (((net neutrality))) of course.

move mommy/blacked/cunny/feetposters there too

word filter for reddit that turns it into "Sup Forums" or "plebs"

ban generals

Allow the discussion of pornography.

it's too far gone

By getting rid of meta threads.

>the dubs that saved Sup Forums

This minus mommy, BLACKED, and feet. Add giv and party rockers.

what were they?

Delete everything except the Twin Peaks General and this meta thread.

letterboxd generals are the only good thing about this board

How is the """cunny-poster""" not permanently banned yet?

Create /cel/

ban all /poleddit/ crossboarders

Ban politics of all kinds no matter what side the poster is for or against

this to be desu

Autoban anyone who has posted on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /r9k/ on the last 48 hours
Autoban phoneposters

Ban meta thread poster

how long have you been on this board? Cunny is eternal

giv gf

I unironically think it would be a great board

He is still just a man, a severely autistic man, or bot, or something, and I yearn for the day when he/it is finally dead.

>Disallow phone posting. Phoneposting = shitposting. Mobile devices allow for ban evasion and thread ID spoofing.
>Disallow new IPs to post unless they have been logged visiting the site for at least an hour.
>Implement thread IDs.
>Allow WebMs with audio.
>Introduce /cel/.
>Introduce /vid/ (YouTube and other video sites [SWF])

>Add giv

>le based givposter
>le based pusyposter

>>>/reddit/

Reminder that waifuists killed /cel/, and therefore hopes for Sup Forums and the human race, and half of the really obnoxious posters don't even seem to post here anymore

>Allow WebMs with audio.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS HIRO

Also party rockers is clearly a reddit meme

This would be good. It would partly clean up Sup Forums and the rest of this website while at the same time making a board lots of people would want

t. reddit

/thread

this is the inherent problem of Sup Forums to be desu - you can't make a board for ever single interest that exists.

reddit is unironically superior in this one thing

Not sure about IDs and /vid/ but the other stuff is good. Number 1 is WebMs with audio, that would be fantastic.

sorry not sorry for party rocking

How do we save it? We don't.

We shit up the board with as many low quality topics as possible. Kino topics work best because you can't get banned for posting them, and at the same time they're total shit garbage.

Also be sure to post as many political bait topics as possible. Use your phone in case you get banned.

Be sure to troll everyone. And shit post memes everywhere. It's been proven that meme speak actually harms your cognitive abilities and reduces your ability to communicate. So shit post as many memes as possible to spread the disease to others

Also never report anything.

Once upon a time a certain severely handicapped sack of potatoes made a website specifically based on this model
It ended in horror and disaster

At least it meant that a fuckton of tripfags with delusions of grandeur left.

This and only this. It would catch all of the gossip, e-celeb stuff, waifuism, casting and career discussion. It would basically leave Sup Forums as a place to discuss actual television and film rather than meme about actors and actresses

giv capeshit board

All you retards thinking this would do anything but kill Sup Forums are delusional. What you'd have left would be GoT, Who, whatever other shit-flavor of the month show generals, same old meme shitposting threads dying within 10 minutes, and short-lived
>l-let's talk about movies that do x!
threads because nobody knows anything about movies.

It is likely a botnet.

Yeah probably, but how can it keep posting? Endless VPN or something?

Does cape shit belong more here or on Sup Forums?

You are a pessimistic fool

Well, are you familiar with what a botnet is (not bot)? People's computers become infected with malware, and unknowingly to the owner, conduct actions.

You know it's what would happen. /cel/ would make both Sup Forums and /cel/ dead shit boards.

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ban giv posters

giv no ban pls

this, that fucking retard must hang

delet

'delet' your life you stupid faggot

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me on the righte ;_;

cant we be friend?

Why? Sup Forums works well enough for that.

>not giv poster
>post giv gf

some solid pepes lads, requisitioning all of them for my own uses.

u sly devil u