Itt: times you've met celebs

>me in the middle

Imagine being him right now

I guess he's a tit guy

never met one, dont want to
it's cuck-like behavior to want to meet someone

Met my favorite voice actress at a con last year, me on the left.

You poor bastard

I can smell your insecurities.

But you're more famous than the two beside you.

his face looks like a elmer fudd cartoon, yet he is cool and probably eats many pussies

What's wrong with your face?

have you been watching shameless user?

I assume this is from the set of the movie he's directing? Why is he directing this movie? Isn't it better to be a highly-respected actor than a shitty director?

>why is he directing this movie
to save kino, user..

I met Monica Bellucci, she's even more beautiful in reality. She looks at everyone who's not important like she'd look at insects. That was the biggest turn-off, she went from 200% attractive to 0%.

HIS face? Look at the face on the blonde on his left. Surely that's a little monkey fella

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that's just your unbrushed teeth; go worship people who don't give a fuck about you though, do you

based william saving kino 4 titties at a time

Met Tommy Wiseau once, he pressed his hand onto my chest and made a crow noise in my ear...

I've met two British porn stars and Ronnie O'Sullivan, that's it.

I'm sorry. What's wrong with THEIR faces?

fug

Is this from the critically-acclaimed Baywatch?

>two British porn stars
Was one of them DANNY?

Didn't Danny do gay porn in the beginning?

Yeah. Even took it in the bum.

I got to have dinner with Neil Gaiman once. Really nice guy.

So d'ya give Ronnie the Red Rocket?

Yep.
Guess he always liked big guys.

what a story mark

I met a celeb before. I'm the big guy posing on the bottom.

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Funny, I saw one of those Babestation slags in a cinema once.

I've seen it. He doesn't look into it, which makes it so much hotter. His frame suits fag porn than the str8 shit.

Seen this so many times and still don't get how her hand ended up on his mouth.

>blue eyes
>big tits
>pale skin
>black hair
Literally perfect, what are some porn kinos for these urges I'm feeling bros?

Fans were requesting that she put her hand over their mouth because that's what she does to a baby to stop it from crying, almost suffocating it, cause she's a psychopath. So people request it. And then this guy, or at least one non-specific guy according to her who I'm pretty sure is this guy licked her palm.

>being a big guy
>on tv

get out, no way. man this place is full of big guys.

Pls tell me one of them was Ben Dover

I know is blasphemy but I've forgotten her name?

I stood in line next to Dave Batista in a movie theatre once. Didn't recognise him at first, just thought it was some huge fuck, then it dawned on me who it was. I saw him taking his popcorn in the bathroom later on....

why do you always play a cuckold?

I technically meet Drake. I just noticed him walking by me in the Four Seasons and he gave me a mean mug.

*didn't meet

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me on the left

Oh wow a normal person on tv

Fekk off, pencildick.

>Oh wow a numale on tv
ftfy

Who's the most /ourguy/?
I originally typed "Who's the bigger guy?",
but I think we all know

Brazzer's Danny and Gordon Ramsay

It's a well known fact that Ramsey has a schlong the size of a tenderloin.

Beef tenderloin.

what a weird photo