Why is he so Smaug?

Why is he so Smaug?

he had all their gold and they couldnt do shit

Are dragons cold blooded like other reptiles?

Because he's a dragon and older and smarter than everyone

Imagine a cat with invulnerability, wings that could take him across continents and a Steel-melting breath.

How would his blood be cold with all the fire in his belly?

Exactly but then why isn't he hairy or blubbery or feathery if he's warm blooded. He'd just basically be a bird.

wtf... are these plotholes?

And also if he is warm blooded then does he sweat?

he literally doenst need gold. he purely took it just to cuck the dwarves.

You could atleast shop a hand to clarify the smaugness

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Reminder this is unquestionably the best scene in the trilogy. Like every other, however, it goes on for too long.

He probably lost all his hair from living underground for so long

i have an edit like that somewhere but I'm not gonna dif through my folders to find it

If he breathed fire wouldn't that evaporate all the liquid in his body turning them into steam in his vein causing a build up of pressure that would cause him to blow up?

Can someone shoot a hand on smugzilla

Why does he want all that gold if he doesn't even buy anything with it? Also what does he eat that gives him enough calories to sustain his massive body?

But scales are only really used for coldblooded animals. He's not just bald

so smaug is a beta basement dweller?
is he, dare i say it, /our guy/?

Yeah and how does he eat enough to have fire burning and live in a fucking cave without sunlight when he's probably cold blooded?

Distant ancestor of the Pangolin

You're never going to get anywhere in life if you dont apply yourself user.

i have it too but im not going to post it because i have a feeling these degenerates are going to steal my rare smaug

A real life pokemon

Not a real animal

w-what

the Bilbo meets Gollum scene was better. it nailed the book.

Okay. The stakes seemed much less, (as Gollum didn't look that menacing), and the exchange of riddles really does not make good film. The CGI was top notch, though.

CUTE!

The gollum from the books was a lot scarier and more menacing

that and he really likes gold.

Google it dumb ass.

>a lot
From The Hobbit? Not really.

Heisei Goji is GOAT

I want his ears back

Why a cat?

Do you even kino?

please stop talking about this awful trilogy

Why is he a Wyvern instead of a dragon?

>dragon

>cold blooded reptile-like being with a lust for gold

Smaug was literally a nigger.
He was probably the nigger of his dragon clan as well, that's why he ran away to be a hermit dragon living inside a mountain and shitting where he sleeps.

and here comes Sup Forums right on cue

maybe because Tolkien was inspired by beowulf and english people of that time didn't go autistic over dragon vs wyvern(having on the word OE/early ME word wyrm made any such autism impossible)

even in the high middle ages note how next to a """wyvern""" it says Draco maior cunctorum serpentium sive animantium omnium super terram(the DRAGON is bigger than all other snakes or all other living things on earth)

forgot pic

>anyone makes a joke about anything other than jews is fine
>make a jew joke
>JIDF bot comes online and accuses everyone as a neo-nazi

>stop telling jokes about jews
Fuck off heeb

It certainly must be the jidf, go and cry about it to faggot

>attacking someone who is making a joke about jews
>defending jews
>not the jewish internet defense force

sounds like it to me

he knows his taxes are in order and is about to receive a tax return

Calm the fuck down and take a step back.

Was Erebor a tax haven? Did he get subsidies for guarding the gold?
What was the governing body for the region?
What was Smaug's tax policy?