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gib qt gf pls

can someone explain this joke please
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woof haha

>alright user?

woof

The state of USA

dont need to explain myself to you lot

poof haha

*unsheathes my bat'leth*
far left is mine

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hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself loooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll

there isnt one. its shit

4 years ago I made a promise to myself that I'd stop having one night stands and only sleep with girls I felt at least a small amount of connection with. Haven't had sex since desu

dont like londoners

feelin' fine

Planned miss
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those fockin pakis amirite?

business proposition: sex doll with a ballbusting mechanic

humblebragging normie knob

Going on a party on Friday but no alcohol because of new medication to treat my inflammation (didn't mean to rhyme)
thoughts? x

Right lads, finished my bath, which was prompted by the appearance of leftypol in our general. Have they fucked off yet or...

Nope. Righto. Might be back in an hour or so.

On the ol' Metronidazole?

Someone needs to sink this shithole, England is a disgrace

Sad to think I would still fuck em or maybe except for the left one

Also why the fuck am I still getting a headache two days after being shitfaced

really hope im not entering the period in my life where recovering takes half a fucking week

acid and balloons

Asked my manager for a pay cut today to help cut the wage gap

She said yes and the difference will be added to her salary. Only fair imo

Wish the niggers would go back to africa tbqh

is it that easy to get rid of them

Holocaust all non-whites

Mesalazine

drink more water and caffeine

like saying you should go back to wherever the fuck 56% of your genes came from
they're as american as you lol

We're in, lads

Most people wouldn't consider someone who hasn't got snagged for almost half a decade a normie desu

that'd be splitting him up between 3 or 4 shitholes then

>bint wanted to charge me £10 per hour to sit and have a chat in Spanish
F U C K
F
O

Have you ever been to America? Murican nogs aren't human

i'm in your area
i know the first three numbers

>tfw too handsome 2 get a gf

better start saving for your plane ticket haha

went in a park and screamed nigger at the top of my lungs

decided Im never fucking leaving the house again I just can't handle it

hello nigger?

FONT

they mean just a bit less attractive
they want power over them but they also don't want them to be uggos

you are though desu

ah yes decent looking AND retarded, I really am doing well

I KNOW YOU'VE TAKEN A SCREENSHOT OF THE MESSAGE I JUST SENT YOU AND YOU'VE SENT IT TO HER I CAN TELL AND YOU'RE BOTH ACTIVE

uckers

there was a blackout on my street last night
don't worry, we went out and lynched the bastard

annoying little pissant

going to make a big announcement in a few posts

group project giving me social anxiety

just had another verbal confrontation with the ol' housemate

reckon I won, will be noting it was such

a few years ago i was in a Leicester McDonalds and showed my mate pic related on my phone and he went ‘haha coon flakes’ and this group of the roughest black girls i’ve ever seen looked straight at him

think i covered it by saying ‘what’s funny about corn flakes you fucking idiot’

dropped out of my group project class bc i didn't want to deal with it

To be fair I think I could pretty easily go back to regular one night stands if I wanted to, but it's simply not a fulfilling existence desu

mine is a required class

poles assaulted my brother when he visited poland because they thought he was english
we're irish
fucking retards

humblebragging normie knob

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>S Club 7's Paul Cattermole has put his 2000 Best Newcomer Brit Award back on eBay after the previous winning bidder failed to pay up.
JUST

Why has the BBC still not changed the domain name тo cu.ck (it's still co.uk)?

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guess what colour they are

I've cracked it lads
Confidence is based on the looks & height of others

Eg I can easily speak to anyone who is shorter than me or uglier than me

poor lad

don't quit your day job dmitri

Voluntarily took a diversity training course in work today

might want to work on that insecurity.

right ugly bastard I am

my life has improved endless amounts simply from buying a 'rapid charger' for my phone

dire

thoughts on the training?

bit shit being yelled at by a fat black woman for 4 hours desu

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don't be so hard on yourself

BASED Christopher Hitchens ANALLY RAPES dumb christian

>tfw she's dead now

500 abortions a day in this country

Actually the prettiest Swiss girl.

what would happen if i sent this image to a mate on whatsapp

got 20 packs of marlboro reds in my room and i’m wondering whether they’ll even last 3 weeks

i need to cut down desu

I need you

so?

To stop fighting

instant boner wtf

You NEED to swing yourself by the neck from the Humber Bridge.

abortion should be available on demand for all women up to the 9th month of pregnancy

movie idea: sequel to 500 days of summer called 500 days of abortion

asmrdarling or whatever is still prettier
when she smiles that's a legit 10 woman

500 women a day literally kill their babies, what the fuck? Why are normies so sick

Quit on the 2nd of january and I wanted to stab people in the throat for two weeks. Half a pack/day

now I'm getting urges when drinking or doing something stressful but i'll get over it. It's nice not to stink.

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Can we expect that the next Fuhrer will come from Britain?

no. 500 abortions. not 500 women

hate northerners
hate southerners
hate east midlanders
hate brummies
love non-brummie west midlanders
simple as

what's the project lad

why do so many boomer retards comment their inane drivel on bbc articles

this game looks pretty cool

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