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SCUM GANG edition

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I don't fucking think so Patrick

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When did Nixon say this?

I'd only fuck a man if he dressed like a girl and didn't talk
am I gay?

would never enter a relationship with a virgin

horrible idea

youtube.com/watch?v=Ea07UzCher0

lefty pol shocked, wow!

A friend of mine broke up with her bf of 4 years and then asked me out not long after. We had a small fight and she started crying and couldn't believe how much more it hurt her to not be speaking to me than it did to end a 4 year long relationship. Then we dated for a little bit longer before a big fight ended things. She still seems more cut up on us ending things than she does about the 3 year long relationship. But then she also doesn't want to give it another go.

Very confusing women are.

love Nixon, who'd've thought that a Quaker would be one of our least pussy Presidents?

imagine being dave

imagine having so many opinions that are wrong. At this point, here is an updated list of all the things dave beleives

>abortion is okay because it's legal
>tame impala is a beatles rip off
>teachers should be allowed to have mental breakdowns in front of children
>macbooks are better than windows laptops

The ist just keeps growing. The guy has a mental illness.

how come gays like feminine boys and lesbians like masuline women

yes

>having mates
>having dates

Out

that's a good shower

gays hate femboys
they despise them

only Sup Forums prison gays love femboys

Nothing shocking, white people doing what they do best (not all)... Being racist. The British empire went around half the fucking world killing and stealing shit lets not forget how they were in india for hundreds of years so technically any brown skin should be able to come and go as they please in Britain. Aint got no rights to tell us to go back to our country.

just had some of these, v nice lads

Got called "the goods" by a middle-aged lady at work today in a discussion around how we were going to market a new service to clients

not all of them do?

>macbooks are better than windows laptops
for generic university tasks this one is true
with two caveats
1. it has to be a pro
2. it has to be one of the ones with actual ports on it, not this runtish usb-c shit.

otherwise yeah

white genocide isn't real, but it should be

femdom gf or nurse gf?

Roasties should be executed.

Hold tight my aldi family dukno

yeah but the pakis never "beat" Britain and have no right, meanwhile some company kicked in all of the subcontinent's principalities or whatever

I'm hungry lads
should I eat from some yank fast food chain or just (yank) cereal?

>91 kcal per bag

shan't

i think everybody is getting all caught up in LGBT rights and activism the general populace haven't taken a step back and remembered what it is gay people actually do.

Being gay is literally just an act, and very disgusting one at that. It's a scat fetish. Putting your dick, into a hairy, shit stained mans arsehole he shits and farts out of every hour of the day. And some people take it, some of them allow objects, and other men to put thir penis into THEIR arsehole that HE shits and farts out of every hour of the day.

Literally disgusting. Back to basics here, we need to outlaw it

inset left looks at least 31

i'm sure your countrymen would be happy to help you with that

keep this one under your hat mate but you're actually allowed to eat more than one bag if you want to

She isn't a roastie.

white genocide is a real thing

it's too expensive for what it does
I can do everything it does and more with a lightweight thinkpad x200 or a chromebook

Imagine letting Dave an imaginary /brit/ poster live in your mind rent free

White population here has nearly doubled since the end of apartheid.

Women love drama.

She probably extracted herself from her past relationship because she couldn't generate enough emotional swings from it

youtube.com/watch?v=yz7Cn3pHibo

This
That said did enjoy shagging the gf up the bum lol but her bumhole was hairless and girls dont poo

oh is it one of those big bags with 6 small bags in it?

there's someone revving a motorbike near me and it sounds like blade runner

imagine using redditor memes like rent free despite it never really making sense

thought the Irish were funny and clever but they're consistently the worst posters here, and /eire/ is like some estrogen-injection lab experiment

what if i like to put my knob up a girls arsehole

you're obsessed lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots
haha

why YES I do let a sweaty fat hairy builder plow your shitty arsehole, ITS LOVE YOU BIGOT!!

how awful

lol he went to the same school as me

lol

my rights to shove my willy up willing arseholes, female or male, do not end where your feelings begin

Love sticking my finger in my navel

/eire/ is a dublin general. dublin isn't irish.

the london experience

>gay people all have dirty bum sex
no they don't

its literally all culchies idiot

*shags lots of strangers in a row*

Its love bigot!

I thought what myriads of the wise and brave
And beautiful had sunk into the grave,
Since earth first saw these wonders--and I said:
"Are things eternal only for the Dead?
"Hath Man no loftier hope than this which dooms
"His only lasting trophies to be tombs?
"But 'tis not so--earth, heaven, all nature shows
"He may become immortal--may unclose
The life of Gods with man was also theirs--
"That they themselves, triumphant o'er the power
"Of fate and death, are living at this hour;
"And these, the giant homes they still possess.
"Not tombs but everlasting palaces."
Thus did I dream--wild, wandering dreams, I own,
But such as haunt me ever, if alone.
And mark, 'tis nigh; already the sun bids
His evening farewell to the Pyramids,
As he hath done age after age till they
Alone on earth seem ancient as his ray.

oh I'm saying it

secondly, why would you even want to be with a man to begin with? Men are fucking disgusting rodents, hairy beards and body odour. Men are awful people. Women are soft and cute and cuddly and semll great. Homosexuals are mentally ill

The VAST majority of anti gay men are closet homosexuals.

far right is adorable
love women so much stop posting pretty slags urghhh it hurts

how is this done

if they like it it's their problem you nosy cunt

imagine putting your willy in a blokes hairy pooey arsehole

you're from dublin and trying to save face for dublin despite it being an utter HOLE

if abortion was wrong, god would have given the foetus weapons

*flushes away my massive turd*

orite dave give it a couple minutes then you can enter my man sancuary when the stink goes away alri babe haha xxx

Any shower that doesn't electrocute you is a good shower for you I bet.

Yeah well i bum that smirk off your face

/eire/ always talks about anime and shit, if Irish yokels are like that than your country is an estrogen-injection social experiment gone amok

He did, *flashes biceps* these

MMMMMMM I SURE DO LOVE THE SMELL OF POKING THE SHIT OUT OF DAVES HAIRY UNCLEAN ANUS AND CONTRACTING DISEASE AS A RESULT

ah yes that would be why they all do nothing but bitch about dublin. retard

the vast majority of anti-Trump lefties are actually closeted proud MAGAist

oi john, you cleaned your arsehole yet i fancy a tumble

mboko

Would shag a feminine enough lad ngl

will hatpost anyone who even looks at me the wrong way

do NOT cross me

Do you eat da poopoo?

does that make women mentally ill too? would make a lot of sense

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*kicks pregnant woman in the stomach*

Have a gf, never thought about men in my entire life and i have had sex with 8 women and im 25. I dont know how much else i need to prove, but this theory has long been untrue lmao

good lad

Why don't men take lesbian relationships seriously?

all anti-holocaust people are secrectly pro nazi.

the VAST majority of anti murder men are closeted killers

Lads, youtube.com/watch?v=UPdlfIhzPEo

all conservatives are closeted corybnistas.

all pro life activists are closeted pro choicers

goodbye lads

*disintegrates into atoms that float off into the night sky*

Richard Dawkins is a closeted christian. We can tell this by how much he talks about the bible xD!

see you tomorrow

apparently that kind of bus is shit haha

woah

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7tok88/gay_couples_whats_a_relationship_problem_youve/dted1ga/

if you talk about something you don't like, you actually like it.

*it starts to rain and you get washed into a gutter*

Good riddance.

Lots of bent lads ITT I see...